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(Washington Post)   Putin clarifies his position on Crimea: "I'm not using force, but I could if I wanted to, and it would be legal, so nyah"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 14
    More: Scary, Crimean, Vladimir Putin, law enforcements, Russian Defense Ministry, pledge allegiance, Black Sea Fleet, European Russia, french foreign minister  
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2014-03-04 09:07:15 AM
3 votes:
The fact that Obama has not taken decisive action is one of the clearest illustrations yet that Benghazi socialism muslim.
2014-03-04 09:42:15 AM
2 votes:

steveGswine: FTA:   Putin accused the United States of engineering the country's troubles, suggesting it was using Ukrainians as guinea pigs in some kind of misguided experiment.
"They sit there across the pond as if in a lab running all kinds of experiments on the rats," Putin said. "Why would they do it? No one can explain it."

Did...  did Putin really drop a "you can't explain that" into the public record here?


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2014-03-04 09:15:39 AM
2 votes:

Headso: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.

no send in the chicken hawk teabagger brigade, you can lead the charge in your hoverround.


Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death,
Rode the six hundred.
'Forward, the Hoverround Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

'Forward, the Hoverround Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the teabaggers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their Big Gulps bare,
Flash'd as they turned in air
waving their gadsden flags the gunners there,
Charging an army while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the wheel smoke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While hoverround and real patriots fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Hoverround Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
2014-03-04 09:02:24 AM
2 votes:
Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.
2014-03-04 09:00:28 AM
2 votes:
Crimea River
2014-03-04 06:49:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-04 09:31:06 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: So what does happens after Russia invades the Ukraine?  What happens after we let Russia get away with this?  Will the rest of the world be a safer, more peaceful place or a dangerous, more war-torn place?  Will other rogue leaders be more inclined or less inclined to be aggressive?  Will our allies be more trusting or less trusting of our support?  Will our allies be confident that we are willing to help defend them if they are in peril?

And why is Russia invading the Ukraine?  Because the Ukraine just attacked them?  Because the Ukraine sent terrorists to attack Russia?  None of that.  This is pure Russian imperialism.  The USA didn't do anything close to this in Iraq.  We freed the people of Iraq from a dictatorship.  Russia saw Ukrainians exercising democracy, ousting a dictator and sent their military in to re-establish dictatorship.

By being a weak, spineless leader, Obama is making the world a much more dangerous place.  He is alienating and punishing our allies and rewarding our enemies.  No one fears Obama and that lets rogue leaders run roughshod over the world, lets them murder their own citizens.  If we let the Russians take the Ukraine, what is to stop them from going after Moldova or Belarus or Poland or Romania or Bulgaria next?  Or all of them


The one thing that we can all be sure of is that, whatever happens, you will be completely wrong about it.
2014-03-04 09:20:55 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.


Just send in John Kerry. Have him sit in one of the Ukrainian bases that are surrounded. If they storm the place and kill him, we can make a lot of trouble for the Russians.
2014-03-04 09:18:57 AM
1 votes:

Epic Fap Session: FTA: "Putin blamed much of the disorder he described on the West, particularly the United States."

Wha?


The US is to blame for everything bad in the world. What, are you new here?
2014-03-04 09:17:44 AM
1 votes:
Hey. We've gotten Crimea River, the Charge of the Light Brigade, and "This will get out of hand".

But no Admiral Akbar? Who was supposed to bring Admiral Akbar to the thread?

/Checks script
2014-03-04 09:12:11 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.


I thought Kerry was going to release a statement, stating that he MAY release a strongly worded letter to the UN, who should then send in Rip Torn with a bucket of strongly worded confetti for Putin to enjoy.
2014-03-04 09:11:08 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.


... and economic sanctions which are sure to cripple the Russian economy.  So sure, in fact, that the economy is already tanking on the thought that those sanctions will be coming.

But, you know, you can keep believing that the US is feckless if we don't start WWIII all you want.
2014-03-04 09:07:44 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Send in John Kerry and his strongly worded letter stating how upset we are.


no send in the chicken hawk teabagger brigade, you can lead the charge in your hoverround.
2014-03-04 09:03:33 AM
1 votes:
so nyah"

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Nyan?
 
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