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(NBC Philadelphia)   More charges for Philadelphia's notorious Swiss Cheese Pervert, but the dreaded Brie-Bearing Bishop-Beater of Bensalem and Conshohocken Camembert Chicken-Choker remain at large   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 38
    More: Followup, Swiss Cheese Pervert, Swiss cheese, Norristown  
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2014-03-04 09:47:45 AM
Holey cow, Batman.
 
2014-03-04 09:48:07 AM
Smitty has brought a tear to my good eye.
 
2014-03-04 09:49:05 AM
Cheese trifecta in play?
 
2014-03-04 09:49:08 AM
Cheese trifecta now in play.
 
2014-03-04 09:49:45 AM
THREE SECONDS!  *shakes tiny fists of extreme impotence*
 
2014-03-04 09:49:53 AM
I prefer cheddar...

1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

Put it on my junk, lady!
 
2014-03-04 09:52:36 AM
Subby is now going to have a lawsuit on them from the EU for malicious use of European cheese names.
 
2014-03-04 09:56:04 AM
Not to mention the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Bandit.
 
2014-03-04 09:57:00 AM
What about the Parmesan Penis Puller of Paris?
 
2014-03-04 09:59:22 AM
Warminster Weisslacker Wanker
 
2014-03-04 10:01:15 AM
They just caught the Musky Muenster of Minneapolis.
 
2014-03-04 10:02:03 AM

Smokey the Bare: What about the Parmesan Penis Puller of Paris?


Should be of Pennsburg, to keep it location-appropriate.
 
2014-03-04 10:03:31 AM
Just in case you wanted to get a band of evil men together...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bl ack_Seal
 
2014-03-04 10:04:26 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: They just caught the Musky Muenster of Minneapolis.


Oops, sorry. It was the "Monster Muskie of Minneapolis." never mind.
 
2014-03-04 10:08:43 AM
Sadly, the Camembert Fapper was acquitted when the Defense proved that that stuff always looks jizzy.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-04 10:14:43 AM
Fark shall not rest until every Philadelphia suburb has its very own alliterative cheese-masturbating villain.
 
2014-03-04 10:15:19 AM
The Frottage Fromage Fiend of Felton is still out there. Be careful
 
2014-03-04 10:21:46 AM
The Fromage de la Bella Fishtown Fapper is definitely still on the loose.

The Wellington Willow Grove Wanker is too busy listening to John Phillip Sousa

The Jarlsberg Jenkintown Jerker is watching dirty films in the Hiway Theater.

//should I continue?
 
2014-03-04 10:24:15 AM
I think he might get away with it.

There are a lot of holes in their case.
 
2014-03-04 10:36:05 AM

TV's Vinnie: Sadly, the Camembert Fapper was acquitted when the Defense proved that that stuff always looks jizzy.


That looks more like the Brie Bater
 
2014-03-04 10:45:51 AM
First and obvious question: why do these women even engage with this man? The second question is whether smegma is one of their preferred cheeses.
 
2014-03-04 10:55:32 AM
Don't forget about the South Street Stilton Stroker, the Tacony Taleggio tosser, and the Commodore Barry Bridge Bresse Bleu Bater.
 
2014-03-04 10:57:27 AM

vonmatrices: The Fromage de la Bella Fishtown Fapper is definitely still on the loose.

The Wellington Willow Grove Wanker is too busy listening to John Phillip Sousa

The Jarlsberg Jenkintown Jerker is watching dirty films in the Hiway Theater.

//should I continue?


only if you *really* want to give away exactly where you live...

(hi neighbor)
 
2014-03-04 10:57:52 AM
Montgomeryville Mozzarella Masturbator
 
2014-03-04 11:04:33 AM

special20: Smitty has brought a tear to my good eye.


Yeah, as a Philly native, I am loving this thread.

Let's not forget the Levittown Limburger Lover and his cohort, the Bristol Brie Buggerer.
 
2014-03-04 11:06:07 AM

EnderWiggnz: vonmatrices: The Fromage de la Bella Fishtown Fapper is definitely still on the loose.

The Wellington Willow Grove Wanker is too busy listening to John Phillip Sousa

The Jarlsberg Jenkintown Jerker is watching dirty films in the Hiway Theater.

//should I continue?

only if you *really* want to give away exactly where you live...

(hi neighbor)


Grew up around there, not there anymore.
 
2014-03-04 11:23:30 AM
i bet the subby lives in Norristown too... ;)
 
2014-03-04 11:26:51 AM
Cheltenham Cheddar Chafer
 
2014-03-04 11:58:54 AM
Gladwyne Gouda Gagger?
Manayunk Manchego Masturbator?
 
2014-03-04 12:01:16 PM
Let me guess... His other crimes include pedophilia:
www.cheesecave.net
 
2014-03-04 12:31:39 PM

Paris1127: Let me guess... His other crimes include pedophilia:
[www.cheesecave.net image 380x365]


*snert*
 
2014-03-04 12:39:23 PM
Be on the lookout for the Lansdale Limburger Lothario, and his co-hort, the Newtown Neufchatel Ne'er-do-well.
 
2014-03-04 01:27:18 PM

Gaambit: special20: Smitty has brought a tear to my good eye.

Yeah, as a Philly native, I am loving this thread.

Let's not forget the Levittown Limburger Lover and his cohort, the Bristol Brie Buggerer.


Ahahahahaha, Bucks County Represent!

/Grew up in Bristol on Radcliffe st
 
2014-03-04 01:34:26 PM

Gulper Eel: Fark shall not rest until every Philadelphia suburb has its very own alliterative cheese-masturbating villain.


Just don't stray too far southwest into the mushroom-ridden wilds of Chester county lest you come face to face with the crimini connoiterer of Kennett Square.
 
2014-03-04 01:53:16 PM

shortymac: Gaambit: special20: Smitty has brought a tear to my good eye.

Yeah, as a Philly native, I am loving this thread.

Let's not forget the Levittown Limburger Lover and his cohort, the Bristol Brie Buggerer.

Ahahahahaha, Bucks County Represent!

/Grew up in Bristol on Radcliffe st


Yeah, I say "Philly native" cause to people down here in GA, it's all the same.
Not needed in this thread - had to represent my Levittown!

/used to get my haircut at Joe's Barbershop on Radcliffe...
 
2014-03-04 02:05:42 PM

Gaambit: shortymac: Gaambit: special20: Smitty has brought a tear to my good eye.

Yeah, as a Philly native, I am loving this thread.

Let's not forget the Levittown Limburger Lover and his cohort, the Bristol Brie Buggerer.

Ahahahahaha, Bucks County Represent!

/Grew up in Bristol on Radcliffe st

Yeah, I say "Philly native" cause to people down here in GA, it's all the same.
Not needed in this thread - had to represent my Levittown!

/used to get my haircut at Joe's Barbershop on Radcliffe...


Awesome! I live in Toronto now so I say "Philly" too.

Is it just me or does it seem that the only people from are town who "make it" left?
 
2014-03-04 11:55:29 PM
Wanted for questioning:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-05 01:41:27 AM
img.fark.net

Have you whacked today?
 
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