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(Daily Mail)   Well there might be some ethnic cleansing of the native Tartars in Crimea if Russia sticks around. No word on how this will affect fish dipping   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2014-03-04 09:22:29 AM  
I hope the Tartars don't get creamed.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-04 09:22:39 AM  
Sounds like the Trail of Tears.  Maybe we could put Stalin on the $20 bill to replace Andrew Jackson.
 
2014-03-04 09:25:45 AM  
This could seriously hurt the bottom line of the fishstick industry

This is bad news...for MRS. PAUL
 
2014-03-04 10:50:59 AM  
People are at steak here!.

images.askmen.com
 
2014-03-04 10:51:15 AM  

there might be some ethnic cleansing of the native Tartars


If the Tartars are removed, I hope someone puts up a plaque.
 
2014-03-04 10:53:31 AM  
It's only okay when the US does it. Even then, only at weddings and funerals.
 
2014-03-04 10:53:57 AM  
static.comicvine.com

RIP Jar-Jar
 
2014-03-04 10:54:19 AM  
I ordered steak tartare at a fancy restaurant the other day, but they served it to me without the tartar sauce. Bummer.
 
2014-03-04 10:54:50 AM  
It's ok, Putin said this morning that there are no Russian troops in Crimea.

Move along, citizen.
 
2014-03-04 10:56:26 AM  
img.fark.net

Tar-tar is not amused.  Neither is Freya.
 
2014-03-04 10:57:28 AM  
 
2014-03-04 10:58:50 AM  
But tartar is good for cleaning...
 
2014-03-04 10:59:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-04 11:01:01 AM  
Can we just killfile DailyMail links? Please? I'm more likely to believe my six year old when he claims the cat drew on the walls - not him - than anything they publish.

I'd ask for a second source if they claimed the goddam sun rose today
 
2014-03-04 11:01:08 AM  
Well there might be some ethnic cleansing of the native Tartars again in Crimea if Russia sticks around

FTF those unfamiliar with 20th century Russian history.

(Short version: the reason Crimea has a large Russian-speaking population in the first place is because Stalin deported 200,000 Crimeans in 1944 -- half of them died in the first year -- and gave their jobs and properties to imported Russians.)
 
2014-03-04 11:01:51 AM  
And just in time for Lent.  Buy your sauce now people!!
 
2014-03-04 11:02:04 AM  
Wait, since when did the right wing care about Muslims?
 
2014-03-04 11:02:59 AM  

LordJiro: Wait, since when did the right wing care about Muslims?


Whenever it became politically convenient to side with them against 0bummer.
 
2014-03-04 11:03:31 AM  
Speculative article is speculative.
 
2014-03-04 11:03:51 AM  
Mhea, no body really cares. Putin could start killing whomever he wants, the worst that will happen is a strongly worded letter. We will forget all about this in two weeks.
 
2014-03-04 11:04:10 AM  
The best tartar sauce recipe

1 cup Mayo (more or less to taste)
1 finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup chopped bread & butter pickles
1/4 cup chopped kosher dill pickles
1 clove garlic, fresh pressed
dash of freshly ground mustard
salt & pepper to taste
 
2014-03-04 11:04:43 AM  
Stalin just told them to go back to where they came from, and then, thoughtfully, gave them a ride there, so what are they biatching about? Stalin, as a member of a minority group, sure had it in for all the other minority groups in the USSR.  Well, and his fellow Georgians, too.  Get on the train, and get dropped off in some inhospitable hellhole, with a, "Well have fun!  We'll be back later to see who survived, and maybe shoot them."
 
2014-03-04 11:07:08 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: there might be some ethnic cleansing of the native Tartars


If the Tartars are removed, I hope someone puts up a plaque.


God that's awful, but I LOLd.
 
2014-03-04 11:08:36 AM  
native Tartars

They're not really "natives" of the region.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Empire

Native is such a BS word anyways.
 
2014-03-04 11:10:57 AM  

probesport: The best tartar sauce recipe

1 cup Mayo (more or less to taste)
1 finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup chopped bread & butter pickles
1/4 cup chopped kosher dill pickles
1 clove garlic, fresh pressed
dash of freshly ground mustard
salt & pepper to taste


Or you could just use Miracle Whip.
 
2014-03-04 11:12:13 AM  

stratagos: Can we just killfile DailyMail links? Please? I'm more likely to believe my six year old when he claims the cat drew on the walls - not him - than anything they publish.

I'd ask for a second source if they claimed the goddam sun rose today


Here's a real news source:
http://www.npr.org/2014/03/03/285334806/as-russians-return-crimean-t at ars-fear-repeat-of-history
 
2014-03-04 11:13:10 AM  
Let them have their tar-tar sauce!
 
2014-03-04 11:13:35 AM  

syrynxx: probesport: The best tartar sauce recipe

1 cup Mayo (more or less to taste)
1 finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup chopped bread & butter pickles
1/4 cup chopped kosher dill pickles
1 clove garlic, fresh pressed
dash of freshly ground mustard
salt & pepper to taste

Or you could just use Miracle Whip.


Miracle Whip isn't dressing.  Can't believe it is still on grocery store shelves.
 
2014-03-04 11:13:48 AM  

uselessgit: Mhea, no body really cares. Putin could start killing whomever he wants, the worst that will happen is a strongly worded letter. We will forget all about this in two weeks.


Why not?  It worked for Stalin, as he was Roosevelt's good buddies.  Roosevelt actually thought he could charm Stalin into being a nicer guy. The explanation for this thinking, was that Roosevelt was ill at the time. I think they're leaving out the healthy dose of stupid, that was involved.
 
2014-03-04 11:14:22 AM  

syrynxx: probesport: The best tartar sauce recipe

1 cup Mayo (more or less to taste)
1 finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup chopped bread & butter pickles
1/4 cup chopped kosher dill pickles
1 clove garlic, fresh pressed
dash of freshly ground mustard
salt & pepper to taste

Or you could just use Miracle Whip.


or sack sweat, but why would you???
 
2014-03-04 11:15:38 AM  

vpb: Sounds like the Trail of Tears.  Maybe we could put Stalin on the $20 bill to replace Andrew Jackson.


Hey, I was going to make a glib, idiotic comment about the displacement of native Americans!

/Aww man, always beaten to the punch
 
2014-03-04 11:20:51 AM  
That's why you don't choose something stupid for your civilizations name. Tartar screams invade me. You need something badass sounding, like Klingon or Furian.
 
2014-03-04 11:22:16 AM  

Amish Tech Support: That's why you don't choose something stupid for your civilizations name. Tartar screams invade me. You need something badass sounding, like Klingon or Furian.


How did that turn out for the Furians?
 
2014-03-04 11:26:25 AM  
The Tartars are Muslim and they are becoming radicalized... soooo.. this might get really fun for the Russians.
 
2014-03-04 11:34:54 AM  

probesport: The best tartar sauce recipe

1 cup Mayo (more or less to taste)
1 finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup chopped bread & butter pickles
1/4 cup chopped kosher dill pickles
1 clove garlic, fresh pressed
dash of freshly ground mustard
salt & pepper to taste


You're misguided. There are no capers or Worcestershire sauce involved. Fool.
 
2014-03-04 11:35:53 AM  

Amish Tech Support: That's why you don't choose something stupid for your civilizations name. Tartar screams invade me. You need something badass sounding, like Klingon or Furian.


Tatar, on the other hand, says "I'm going to sit on your Russian ass for centuries and pincushion your drunken rabble of an army with horse archers."
 
2014-03-04 11:38:18 AM  

Weatherkiss: Amish Tech Support: That's why you don't choose something stupid for your civilizations name. Tartar screams invade me. You need something badass sounding, like Klingon or Furian.

How did that turn out for the Furians?


Well they did get hunted to near extinction by the Necromongers. But the Russians never invaded them. So they have that going for them, which is nice.
 
2014-03-04 11:39:10 AM  
My father is a Crimean Tatar who fled with his family 70 years ago when the Russians came.
 
2014-03-04 11:41:48 AM  

space1999: My father is a Crimean Tatar who fled with his family 70 years ago when the Russians came.

 
2014-03-04 11:44:41 AM  

space1999: My father is a Crimean Tatar who fled with his family 70 years ago when the Russians came.


www.iconsoffright.com
//damn you unfetchable image
 
2014-03-04 11:48:22 AM  

space1999: My father is a Crimean Tatar who fled with his family 70 years ago when the Russians came.


i.huffpost.com
 
2014-03-04 11:50:31 AM  
I prefer Ranch on fish sticks over Tartar Sauce anyway.
 
2014-03-04 11:50:32 AM  
Cold_Sassy:
Miracle Whip isn't dressing.  Can't believe it is still on grocery store shelves.

From my cold, dead hands.
 
2014-03-04 11:54:38 AM  

space1999: My father is a Crimean Tatar who fled with his family 70 years ago when the Russians came.


i997.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-04 11:54:48 AM  
Ultimately it will be .. again .. about killing Jews.
 
2014-03-04 11:54:50 AM  
Think of the children.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-04 12:00:14 PM  

Nick Nostril: Cold_Sassy:
Miracle Whip isn't dressing.  Can't believe it is still on grocery store shelves.

From my cold, dead hands.


Well, whatever floats your boat, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Do you like turkey bacon, too?
 
2014-03-04 12:02:37 PM  
They'd better just stay the fark away from Malta.
 
2014-03-04 12:03:37 PM  
What Russian-on-Tatar violence might look like:

l3.yimg.com
 
2014-03-04 12:04:22 PM  
You know who puts tartar sauce on their French fries? Farking Belgians.
 
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