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(The New York Times)   Germany will be crucial in ending Russian invasion of Ukraine. Yeah, like that worked so well the last time   (nytimes.com) divider line 11
    More: Followup, Ukraine, Russians, Vladimir Putin, Peterson Institute for International Economics, German Chancellor, invasions, Russian President, Mikhail Khodorkovsky  
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2014-03-04 08:05:01 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-04 06:40:33 AM  
2 votes:
So, What you're sayin' is More Merkel. Less Urkel?
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2014-03-04 08:14:41 AM  
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Grahor: Listen, people, why are you talking about Obama in every damn thread about Ukraine there is? Even in the frame of "what other leaders may or should or shouldn't do" European leaders and their activities are much more important than American leaders.

For example, Tomasz Siemoniak (Polish defense minister) declared that Polish troops are not mobilized and no plans to change, in any way, usual routine are made. What does it mean? Does Poland not want to protect their Western Ukrainian brothers from Russian tanks? Did Moscow bribe Tomasz Siemoniak? Are they simply incompetent and don't see the danger Russia presents?

I'm just a concerned citizen asking questions!

Well, I'm joking, of course, but really, why discuss Obama in every damn thread?


Since we're talking about Germany, can we bring Palin into this?
2014-03-04 08:13:56 AM  
1 votes:
Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918,
and they haven't bothered us much at all since then.
2014-03-04 08:00:57 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: It would be fun to see all the old Soviet States get together and smite the Russians over this.

As long as we stay out of it.....


Wait a goddamned minute!

What do you think old Soviet States are??!! Military powerhouse? We are tiny states with miniscule armies, we pay our NATO dues and lick your balls precisely to have some resemblance of protection from Russia, however unlikely it is we'll ever get it if shiat will hit the fan.

You know what are the engagement plans of Latvian army (my country) in case of _any_ conflict with Russia? Delay Russian troops for 3 hours, while everyone who is in his right mind is running towards Polish border from a standing start. I actually have my Emergency Escape Kit and have some offshore accounts with tiny money for the last 20 years, precisely for that occasion.

Oh, and I'm not stopping in Poland. New Zealand is wonderful this time of the year, or so I've read.

Everyone also has a supply of Russian/Soviet flags/ribbons, to wave towards incoming Russian troops, shouting "thanks for saving us from those imperialist pigs, Russian brothers! Hurray!" In case we are not fast enough for that dash to the Polish border.

So don't even think about this!
2014-03-04 07:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

Elegy: Poland has been moving troops to its eastern border.

Third times the charm right Poland?


It would be fun to see all the old Soviet States get together and smite the Russians over this.

As long as we stay out of it.....
2014-03-04 07:48:15 AM  
1 votes:
I should have Luftwaffles for breakfast this morning after reading that headline.
2014-03-04 07:46:59 AM  
1 votes:

Animatronik: Dahnkster: Hey, no harm, no foul. I apologize for all my shortcomings in advance.

You should definitely apologize, because this is FARK, where rape jokes are funny but Obama jokes are not, if you're a lefty Farmer.


And we have another Republican talking about rape, completely unprompted.

7:45 AM is a bit early to be drinking.
2014-03-04 07:41:46 AM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: Hey, no harm, no foul. I apologize for all my shortcomings in advance.


You should definitely apologize, because this is FARK, where rape jokes are funny but Obama jokes are not, if you're a lefty Farmer.
2014-03-04 06:54:47 AM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: So, What you're sayin' is More Merkel. Less Urkel?
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Right, because he's black and the imaginary version of him that lives in your head is incompetent.  I GET IT!
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You told a joke.  That was the punchline.  VERY.  FUNNY.
2014-03-04 06:46:10 AM  
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What happened to the "military storm"? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering military storm.
 
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