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(Daily Star)   Nottingham plagued by drunken youngsters on Carnage night, sporting short skirts, thongs, bargain booze, and vomit everywhere as part of "Playboys vs Bunnies." Sounds like that town needs a sheriff   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 58
    More: Obvious, Nottingham, Playboy, anti-social behaviour, bunny, female students  
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2014-03-04 07:27:30 AM  
You have to understand that every town has its ups and downs. Sometimes ups outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham.
 
2014-03-04 07:42:43 AM  
The scourge of minge drinking, innit?
 
2014-03-04 07:44:51 AM  
"Flashing their bras"

You're not doing it right.
 
2014-03-04 07:45:44 AM  
I see the British tabloids are as illiterate as their Yank counterparts:

   FTFA: Organisers have previously been criticised in the past...

I should hope they are not previously criticised in the future.
 
2014-03-04 07:46:56 AM  
Isn't that every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night in Nottingham?
 
2014-03-04 07:47:39 AM  
Looking at the pics, seems being really drunk would be the only way to enjoy it.
 
2014-03-04 07:47:55 AM  
Be careful, kids, they might cancel Christmas.
 
2014-03-04 07:52:32 AM  

Mirandized: I see the British tabloids are as illiterate as their Yank counterparts:

   FTFA: Organisers have previously been criticised in the past...

I should hope they are not previously criticised in the future.


Yup. Came here to declare this will be the last Daily Star article I will ever scan.
 
2014-03-04 07:55:51 AM  
Indeed, subby.

Have fun apprehending the dude in the Reynolds Wrap thong.
 
2014-03-04 07:56:52 AM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk 

I'd hit it. Girls first, then the gay for dessert. Probably make the brunette on the left just watch, tho. she's the cold fish.
 
2014-03-04 07:57:39 AM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

This is not the party I was looking for.
 
2014-03-04 08:00:21 AM  
It's all for the greater good

/the greater good
 
2014-03-04 08:02:51 AM  

willfullyobscure:  

I'd hit it. Girls first, then the gay for dessert. Probably make the brunette on the left just watch, tho. she's the cold fish.


Funny, she's the only one in the article I thought had the potential to be more than British Hot.
 
2014-03-04 08:04:29 AM  

willfullyobscure: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x479] 

I'd hit it. Girls first, then the gay for dessert. Probably make the brunette on the left just watch, tho. she's the cold fish.


I believe that's called "The Robin Hood" there.
 
2014-03-04 08:05:06 AM  
I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens
 
2014-03-04 08:06:21 AM  
I have a strict policy of only having sex with women who will let me.
 
2014-03-04 08:11:28 AM  
Nicely done, sir.

Sybarite: You have to understand that every town has its ups and downs. Sometimes ups outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham.

 
2014-03-04 08:14:49 AM  

Cymbal: I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens


It's bad when I click on a photo and the first hing I think is "you can't be arsed to pick up before snapping a shot?! Your room is a wreck!"


/yes.  it's very bad.
 
2014-03-04 08:25:28 AM  
If I learned anything from myths of our forefathers then what we need is a gay man in green tights leading a band of merry men to set things right.
 
2014-03-04 08:27:56 AM  

Cymbal: I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens


Ok I will have to see about this when I get home this evening.
 
2014-03-04 08:28:34 AM  
Fish in a barrel?
 
2014-03-04 08:28:52 AM  
Alex is seen crying in his moloko vellocet at the Korova.
 
2014-03-04 08:29:20 AM  

Cymbal: I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens


That's my local rock station.
*sniff*
ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com
So proud right now.
 
2014-03-04 08:29:28 AM  

mekkab: Cymbal: I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens

It's bad when I click on a photo and the first hing I think is "you can't be arsed to pick up before snapping a shot?! Your room is a wreck!"


/yes.  it's very bad.


Dirty house, dirty girl.
 
2014-03-04 08:34:32 AM  

Mirandized: I see the British tabloids are as illiterate as their Yank counterparts:

   FTFA: Organisers have previously been criticised in the past...

I should hope they are not previously criticised in the future.


If the copy editor ever needs new work, he'll have no problems fitting in at the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2014-03-04 08:35:37 AM  
What do you want from a town best known for a guy running around in tights...
blogs.revistagq.com
 
2014-03-04 08:39:41 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]

This is not the party I was looking for.


I have the strangest craving for cottage cheese right now
 
2014-03-04 08:44:28 AM  
I'm not sure the Sheriff would be willing to help. You'd have to be fairly drunk to dress like this:

news.bbcimg.co.uk

Yes, that is the real Sheriff of Nottingham. No, that is not the real Robin Hood.
 
2014-03-04 08:47:04 AM  

rnatalie: What do you want from a town best known for a guy running around in tights...
[blogs.revistagq.com image 800x589]


Oh, they have the Peter Pan Guy in England, too?
 
2014-03-04 08:49:35 AM  
Any one have a link printed in English?
 
2014-03-04 08:53:06 AM  

vudukungfu: Any one have a link printed in English?


No, sourry.
 
2014-03-04 08:56:21 AM  

Sybarite: You have to understand that every town has its ups and downs. Sometimes ups outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-04 09:01:29 AM  
"I always wanted to marry a cop!"

www.movie-vault.com
 
2014-03-04 09:02:58 AM  
Maybe someone should call the Abbott

Heeeeeeyyyyyy Aaaaabbbotttt!!!!

www.bionicdisco.com
 
2014-03-04 09:09:08 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

How hip.
 
2014-03-04 09:22:46 AM  
I guess these people are so void of imagination that they can't come up with any other activity except getting drunk. I just don't understand the appeal of barfing in a gutter and staggering home
or being hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night. IMHO the Brits are taking the stereotypical stinking drunks title away from the Irish..It's even worse that they take their
vacations to Spain,Greece and Turkey and do the same thing. Barfing, peeing and fighting their vacation away in foreign countries..
 
2014-03-04 09:46:44 AM  
Mr. Shabooboo:  I just don't understand the appeal of barfing in a gutter and staggering home
or being hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night


Personally, I don't get folks who read filler pieces and automatically assume they are 100% accurate reflections of reality...
 
2014-03-04 09:58:20 AM  
So like any other day in Nottingham?
 
2014-03-04 10:00:39 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I guess these people are so void of imagination that they can't come up with any other activity except getting drunk. I just don't understand the appeal of barfing in a gutter and staggering home
or being hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night. IMHO the Brits are taking the stereotypical stinking drunks title away from the Irish..It's even worse that they take their
vacations to Spain,Greece and Turkey and do the same thing. Barfing, peeing and fighting their vacation away in foreign countries..


That's what happens when you are truly repressed. You drink to lose control. Many Americans are just as bad.
 
2014-03-04 10:05:07 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night


You have to try really, really, hard to get arrested merely for being drunk in the UK. Mostly because the entire criminal justice system would grind to a halt in about two days.
 
2014-03-04 10:07:57 AM  

Sybarite: You have to understand that every town has its ups and downs. Sometimes ups outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham.


Thank you! I was hoping that someone would quote that song.

/Roger Miller was awesome.
 
2014-03-04 10:29:30 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: Mr. Shabooboo:  I just don't understand the appeal of barfing in a gutter and staggering home
or being hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night

Personally, I don't get folks who read filler pieces and automatically assume they are 100% accurate reflections of reality...


Should we re-visit the multitude of other "filler" pieces on the problems of drunken Brits? The ones about them taking drinking vacations in Greece and Turkey mainly because of
cheap alcohol, and it being warmer than barfing in gutters at home..

Cymbal: Mr. Shabooboo: I guess these people are so void of imagination that they can't come up with any other activity except getting drunk. I just don't understand the appeal of barfing in a gutter and staggering home
or being hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night. IMHO the Brits are taking the stereotypical stinking drunks title away from the Irish..It's even worse that they take their
vacations to Spain,Greece and Turkey and do the same thing. Barfing, peeing and fighting their vacation away in foreign countries..

That's what happens when you are truly repressed. You drink to lose control. Many Americans are just as bad.


I'm glad I'm not one of those people..

FarkinNortherner: Mr. Shabooboo: hauled off to some stinking police drunk tank for the night

You have to try really, really, hard to get arrested merely for being drunk in the UK. Mostly because the entire criminal justice system would grind to a halt in about two days.


Don't they have drunk tanks at the police stations? People aren't really arrested, but they haul them in and dump them in a room to sober up and send them home?
 
2014-03-04 10:44:03 AM  
I don't know why Nottingham doesn't take a link from Amsterdam:

i2.photobucket.com

/Helps with the cleanup
 
2014-03-04 10:54:25 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Don't they have drunk tanks at the police stations? People aren't really arrested, but they haul them in and dump them in a room to sober up and send them home?


No, in England and Wales* to be detained in a cell you would have to be arrested**. Although being drunk in a public place is illegal, arrests are almost always made for being drunk and disorderly or for public order offences.

It used to be the case that being so drunk you pass out in the street could result in arrest, but this is now very uncommon. Treatment in a place of safety is the more frequent response. Not entirely surprisingly, medical practitioners are less than delighted that hospital waiting rooms get used as drunk tanks so some cities have 'alcohol recovery centres' where the very drunk can be treated and kept safe.

London has 'booze buses', multi-person ambulances which provide sub-emergency medical care on-site to the very drunk. These operate in the West End three nights a week. The police can take you to a booze bus or ARC, and you'd be very foolish to refuse to go, but neither is a place of detention.

*Scotland and NI are different
**with some caveats, irrelevant in this instance
 
2014-03-04 10:59:31 AM  
What??? Young people who binge drink??? Huh....except for a man eating his own head, now I HAVE seen everything.
 
2014-03-04 11:07:57 AM  
 

on the road: I don't know why Nottingham doesn't take a link from Amsterdam:

[i2.photobucket.com image 300x225]

/Helps with the cleanup


I wonder,
What the hell is going on on the plaza (or what ever they call it in Amsterdam) that the should put accommodations for up to pissers.
Isn't it a bit rude, setting it up in the middle of the plaza?
What about those who do not pee standing up?
Where to vomit?
 
2014-03-04 11:10:41 AM  

rnatalie: What do you want from a town best known for a guy running around in tights...
[blogs.revistagq.com image 800x589]


Yeah but he was roaming around the forest looking for fights
 
2014-03-04 11:14:23 AM  
AugieDoggyDaddy:
What the hell is going on on the plaza (or what ever they call it in Amsterdam) that the should put accommodations for up to pissers.


People are getting sufficiently drunk that they would otherwise piss in doorways, many of which belong to apartment blocks.

Isn't it a bit rude, setting it up in the middle of the plaza?

Not as rude as people pissing in apartment block doorways.

What about those who do not pee standing up?

Even in England you rarely see girls peeing in the street. I imagine they go wherever they go elsewhere.

Where to vomit?


Fair point.
 
2014-03-04 11:29:22 AM  

mekkab: Cymbal: I was promised thongs subby. And thongs I shall have:

NSFW or kittens

It's bad when I click on a photo and the first hing I think is "you can't be arsed to pick up before snapping a shot?! Your room is a wreck!"


/yes.  it's very bad.


Funny, my first thought when I read your comment was, "there was a room?"
 
2014-03-04 11:31:56 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Maybe someone should call the Abbott

Heeeeeeyyyyyy Aaaaabbbotttt!!!!

[www.bionicdisco.com image 500x371]


"I hate that guy!"

i1.ytimg.com
 
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