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(E! Online)   Scarlett Johansson expecting her first child. fb- is the father   (eonline.com) divider line 123
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2014-03-04 09:22:17 AM  
When they start filming Avengers 2, she'll either have to have a body double or be behind various objects.
 
2014-03-04 10:43:32 AM  
Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years.  Bravo, subby.
 
2014-03-04 10:43:34 AM  
(ObiWanName.jpg)
 
2014-03-04 10:44:04 AM  
Careful with that joke, Subby; it's an antique.
 
2014-03-04 10:45:48 AM  
There's an acceptable use of that oldie.
 
2014-03-04 10:45:49 AM  

Cataholic: Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years.  Bravo, subby.


Grungehamster: Careful with that joke, Subby; it's an antique.


Agreed.  It almost belongs in a museum.

\well done, subby
 
2014-03-04 10:49:03 AM  
Retro chic.
 
2014-03-04 10:50:26 AM  
She's a peach.
 
2014-03-04 10:50:48 AM  
Wow.  Now there's a blast from the past.
 
2014-03-04 10:52:30 AM  

texdent: When they start filming Avengers 2, she'll either have to have a body double or be behind various objects.


Unless they work it into the plot with Ultron doing some sort of Demon Seed thing and her giving birth to The Vision.
 
2014-03-04 10:56:25 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-04 10:58:38 AM  

Cataholic: Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years.  Bravo, subby.


Someone pulled it out like last week...

/obviously not fb- though
 
2014-03-04 10:59:20 AM  
Romain Dauriac sounds like an overpriced Parisian salad.

/Insert own "tossing" joke here.
 
2014-03-04 11:04:19 AM  

Caeldan: Cataholic: Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years.  Bravo, subby.

Someone pulled it out like last week...

/obviously not fb- though


If someone had pulled it out, Scarlett wouldn't be expecting.
 
2014-03-04 11:05:05 AM  

texdent: When they start filming Avengers 2, she'll either have to have a body double or be behind various objects.


That ain't right.
 
2014-03-04 11:06:54 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-04 11:08:55 AM  
SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.
 
2014-03-04 11:09:02 AM  
Wikipedia: In September 2013, Johansson became engaged to her boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, the owner of an independent advertising agency.

bah.
 
2014-03-04 11:14:44 AM  

zvoidx: Wikipedia: In September 2013, Johansson became engaged to her boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, the owner of an independent advertising agency.

bah.


Translation:  He leases out his car for promotional purposes, where they do a "wrap" on it to promote a check-cashing service or furniture-rental outfit.
 
2014-03-04 11:18:02 AM  
I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.
 
2014-03-04 11:21:04 AM  

educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-04 11:23:18 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.


Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...
 
2014-03-04 11:25:53 AM  

educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.


Who pissed on your Cheerios?.
 
IP
2014-03-04 11:30:23 AM  
Bravo, subby.


/old...
 
2014-03-04 11:31:43 AM  
I must be going senile. Someone explain this meme to me like you would to your own grandfather.
 
2014-03-04 11:32:34 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.


The Filter must be broken.
 
2014-03-04 11:35:17 AM  

Cataholic: Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years.  Bravo, subby.


img2u.info
Everybody do the time warp....
 
2014-03-04 11:35:21 AM  

educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.


Oh, don't have a cow.  The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba.  I mean, LOOK at her.
 
2014-03-04 11:36:52 AM  

akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...


Ah, Gorgor. You knew it was NSFYS (your soul), but you had to click it. The power of Christ compelled you to. He/she was the reason I worked "what has been seen cannot be unseen" into my real-life conversations.
 
2014-03-04 11:37:22 AM  

cgraves67: I must be going senile. Someone explain this meme to me like you would to your own grandfather.


Let me Google that for you...
 
2014-03-04 11:40:02 AM  

dickfreckle: akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...

Ah, Gorgor. You knew it was NSFYS (your soul), but you had to click it. The power of Christ compelled you to. He/she was the reason I worked "what has been seen cannot be unseen" into my real-life conversations.


Is it wrong that I am kinda relieved that I'm not the only one who misses seeing that freak? What does that say about me?
 
2014-03-04 11:40:40 AM  

idesofmarch: educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.

Oh, don't have a cow.  The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba Kate Beckinsale.  I mean, LOOK at her.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-04 11:45:06 AM  

Casey Anthony: cgraves67: I must be going senile. Someone explain this meme to me like you would to your own grandfather.

Let me Google that for you...


I had googled fb- meme already. No explanation returned. I didn't realize that:

a) it was a Fark-only meme

b) we have a Fark wiki

and now c) it's not that funny
 
2014-03-04 11:47:34 AM  

Cataholic: Wow..haven't seen an fb- headline in years a few weeks Bravo, subby.


ftfm
 
2014-03-04 11:49:21 AM  

Flint Ironstag: idesofmarch: educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.

Oh, don't have a cow.  The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba Kate Beckinsale Monica Bellucci  I mean, LOOK at her.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-04 11:49:43 AM  

Mr_Juche: dickfreckle: akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...

Ah, Gorgor. You knew it was NSFYS (your soul), but you had to click it. The power of Christ compelled you to. He/she was the reason I worked "what has been seen cannot be unseen" into my real-life conversations.

Is it wrong that I am kinda relieved that I'm not the only one who misses seeing that freak? What does that say about me?


It was always troubling and bizarre, but also fitting and usually also funny. He was an artist and his medium was weird pics being worked into a conversation. Nobody HAD to click through (they quit letting him post inline images), but for some reason some little snowflakes kept doing it.
 
2014-03-04 11:52:41 AM  

idesofmarch: educated: SAD tag? Why not the ASININE tag?
man, hot women should not be allowed to have kids - it just ruins them. And now it is going to ruin the movies she's in too because we won't be able to stare at her soon-to-be ruined body like cartoon wolves anymore.

stupid hot women.

Oh, don't have a cow.  The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba.  I mean, LOOK at her.


Yeah, who really cares?

Ms. Johansson is a very hot woman. Not the first very hot woman, not the only very hot woman, and definitely not the last very hot woman. There will be others. So even if someone can't handle the thought of a woman choosing to reproduce and thereby "ruin" her body in his sight, there's no shortage of other women one can use as a physical ideal as one beats off into a sock while fervently hoping mom doesn't choose that moment to come down into the basement.
 
2014-03-04 11:54:05 AM  
Her boobs are going to get enormous.
 
2014-03-04 11:54:56 AM  

Flint Ironstag: FTFY.


Oh, good lord yeah. Kate Beckinsale is so hot you'd think she was designed in a lab.

Flappyhead: FTFY.


Eh, Bellucci's getting kinda old.
 
2014-03-04 11:55:35 AM  

akula: Mr_Juche: dickfreckle: akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...

Ah, Gorgor. You knew it was NSFYS (your soul), but you had to click it. The power of Christ compelled you to. He/she was the reason I worked "what has been seen cannot be unseen" into my real-life conversations.

Is it wrong that I am kinda relieved that I'm not the only one who misses seeing that freak? What does that say about me?

It was always troubling and bizarre, but also fitting and usually also funny. He was an artist and his medium was weird pics being worked into a conversation. Nobody HAD to click through (they quit letting him post inline images), but for some reason some little snowflakes kept doing it.


Gorgor made us stronger, either through hardening up our dark souls, or by learning not to click on absolutely everything and anything on the internet. These punks are all soft, not seeing bikinis inline or Free Cat or Anne Hathaway's side boob.
 
2014-03-04 11:56:26 AM  

idesofmarch: The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba.  I mean, LOOK at her.


Oh please. You don't need a personal trainer to not be a land cow. Have a reasonable diet and move a little.
 
2014-03-04 11:58:23 AM  
Good for her!
 
2014-03-04 11:58:37 AM  
It's been a while since that chestnut was part of a headline. XD
 
2014-03-04 11:59:26 AM  
Good for her, would have loved to see the creampie that made that baby. is that wrong? Am I deranged?
 
2014-03-04 11:59:41 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Her boobs are going to get enormous.


The poster up thread complaining about this development must not like boobies.

/nttawwt
//who am I kidding? There's everything wrong with that.
///who doesn't like boobies?
 
2014-03-04 12:01:12 PM  

Mugato: idesofmarch: The difference between ordinary hot women and Hollywood hot women is that the latter can afford personal trainers and dieticians and all the rest to get them back into the exact same shape they were before they squeezed out their crotch fruit.  Look at Jessica Alba.  I mean, LOOK at her.

Oh please. You don't need a personal trainer to not be a land cow. Have a reasonable diet and move a little.


Attractive Hollywood stars don't set the bar at not being a land cow, their goal is to be in the absolute best shape in which they can possibly be.  That's what keeps their career going for as long as possible.  You think people would still take Hugh Jackman seriously as Wolverine 14 years after the first X-Men if he didn't get more and more jacked each time?  For that, I think you need trainers.
 
2014-03-04 12:01:50 PM  

akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...


I miss Czarangeles, wonder what he is up to. And Tatsuma of that time, those two would have epic debates. Tatsuma's just weird now.
 
2014-03-04 12:03:37 PM  
Great headline, subby. That takes me back. Way back.

/Old Farker
//My lawn, get off it
///Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be at the Hot Cocoa Sampler box in 26 minutes before God kills a kitten with Honk Bag.
 
2014-03-04 12:05:39 PM  

Trocadero: akula: Mr_Juche: dickfreckle: akula: Nana's Vibrator: I hadn't heard the fb meme until about a month ago, and it's been used 5 or 10 times since.

Yeah, it's been hauled out of the attic. Probably as a sop to us old-timers. Now if we can only get rugbyjock and gorgor back into the photoshop threads...

Ah, Gorgor. You knew it was NSFYS (your soul), but you had to click it. The power of Christ compelled you to. He/she was the reason I worked "what has been seen cannot be unseen" into my real-life conversations.

Is it wrong that I am kinda relieved that I'm not the only one who misses seeing that freak? What does that say about me?

It was always troubling and bizarre, but also fitting and usually also funny. He was an artist and his medium was weird pics being worked into a conversation. Nobody HAD to click through (they quit letting him post inline images), but for some reason some little snowflakes kept doing it.

Gorgor made us stronger, either through hardening up our dark souls, or by learning not to click on absolutely everything and anything on the internet. These punks are all soft, not seeing bikinis inline or Free Cat or Anne Hathaway's side boob.


Gorgor was sent by God to harden our hearts and eyes to the coming horrors of fat Scarlett Johansson
 
2014-03-04 12:07:19 PM  
So why was fb- banned?
 
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