dready zim: Melt it down. Then you just have a load of gold that cannot be traced back to an owner. Turn it into nuggets. Throw the gold onto the ground molten to mae nuggets and say you found the nuggets like that to the guy who is buying it without any questions...
Do they get $2.5 million finder fee and then get taxed on that? That is what I would expect of the IRS.
Two things you keep your mouth shut about: finding money and sex with your teacher.
TerminalEchoes: Satanic_Hamster: Don't click on derp cites.
TV's Vinnie: Isn't there a statue of limitations regarding robbery? You'd think after that amount of time, it's Finders Keeps on the gold.
Rhino_man: If it's malevolent AND incompetent, then shouldn't it be accidentally doing good things for the people? You might want to reevaluate the logical consistency of that image and try again, because right now you're just looking like an ass.
GDubDub: Wow, there is some real Grade A derp in the comments of TFA.
dready zim: NEVER tell anyone you just found a load of gold.Except me of course. I`ll buy it off you for a good price.Melt it down. Then you just have a load of gold that cannot be traced back to an owner. Turn it into nuggets. Throw the gold onto the ground molten to mae nuggets and say you found the nuggets like that to the guy who is buying it without any questions...Once you have the cash in your hand and can afford a good lawyer THEN say "Look at MEEEEEEE! I`M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!".
Harlow_B_Ashur: Write the Feds a check for $28,000 and be done with it.
Satanic_Hamster: Don't click on derp cites.
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