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(Daily Mail)   This just in: Weight-loss companies fake those before-and-after photos   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, plus-size models, Shirley Temple, stock photos  
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8680 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2014 at 5:30 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-04 12:11:50 PM  
I can get on with my life now
2014-03-04 01:20:04 PM  

robohobo: Dahnkster: BEFORE


2014-03-04 02:03:34 PM  

tlars699: This goes hand pie in hand with the doctor fat hate thread from yesterday.

2014-03-04 02:40:10 PM  
When did they stop trying? I mean it used to be they would look for unknown athletes that had an injury and were laid up for a few months to take the before pictures. Then when they went back to training and lost the weight they took the after pictures.
2014-03-04 03:41:21 PM  
2014-03-04 06:52:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ image 800x480]

She's got a purty mouth . . .
2014-03-05 02:01:10 AM  

KingKauff: Marmilman: A friend of mine told me a while back she had been replacing her husband's diet pills with Extenze to see if it worked or not.

Well? Did it work or not?

No, it didn't (well, I assume it didn't work due to the events that unfolded). The experiment hilariously landed the guy in the hospital and almost led to their divorce. After three or four months of secretly replacing her husbands diet pills with Extenze, the wife concludes that the product is a scam and stops replacing them. She neglected to tell him what she had been doing out of concern that doing so would make him really insecure about his stamina in bed (or the size of his wang, I forget what extenze purports to do).

Apparently, her hubby had been doubling up on the dosage after the first month of taking the normal amount failed to produce any results. So when he actually took the real diet pills for the first time, the intense side effects flipped him the fark out. Accelerated heart rate, sweaty palms, jitters...I don't know what the fark he thought he was happening to his body, but he called 911. The wife is a high school math and dance teacher, and she didn't know he was having a problem until she checked her phone for lunch. By then he was already at the hospital, which is where she spilled the beans on everything that had transpired.

Naturally, he was royally farking pissed. I think they probably would have gotten divorced if it weren't for their 1 year old son.
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