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(WESH Orlando)   Shockingly, getting a tattoo of a spider on his face was not the worst decision this man made   (wesh.com) divider line 47
    More: Florida, Altamonte Springs, kidnappings, tattoos  
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2014-03-04 12:05:42 AM  
Troy Polamalu's evil twin?
 
2014-03-04 12:06:48 AM  
He must get slapped alot by people seeing that spider out the corner of their eyes.
 
2014-03-04 12:07:10 AM  
And now he's got his picture all over the web.
 
2014-03-04 12:10:45 AM  
This is the same kid from another thread that got that tattoo because he is afraid of spiders.

Yeah.

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1702179
I'm on mobile. Copy pasta yourself.
 
2014-03-04 12:11:09 AM  
Is this the guy who got the tattoo because he was afraid of spiders?


Deputies said Ortiz tried to rape the victim during the ordeal. She managed to escape when he went into the bathroom.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-04 12:18:26 AM  
 
2014-03-04 12:18:26 AM  

fusillade762: Is this the guy who got the tattoo because he was afraid of spiders?


Deputies said Ortiz tried to rape the victim during the ordeal. She managed to escape when he went into the bathroom.


Yeah. It's him.
 
2014-03-04 12:19:52 AM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-04 12:20:17 AM  
Isn't this guy a Fark 3 time loser?

/Sure, he's going to prison, but, he isn't afraid of spiders anymore, so that's nice.
 
2014-03-04 12:22:22 AM  
Not tying her up when he went to the bathroom was the worst decision, right?
 
2014-03-04 12:23:48 AM  
Saw that it happened in Deltona in Volusia County and was not surprised one bit.
 
2014-03-04 12:23:57 AM  

drivingsouth: Troy Polamalu's evil twin?


You took the words right outta my mouth.
 
2014-03-04 12:24:49 AM  
"And if  you don't drop the charges from when I beat the crap out of you last week, THIS time I'll RAPE you too!"
 
2014-03-04 12:33:01 AM  
Hey spider, this time, when Tommy asks you to get him a drink, you'd better listen.
 
2014-03-04 12:33:34 AM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-04 12:38:57 AM  
So people that make bad decisions in life continue to make bad decisions.

No surprise here.
 
2014-03-04 12:56:59 AM  
Spider!

/he is our hero!
 
2014-03-04 12:57:10 AM  
He sort of looks like that one guy from that one band...
 
2014-03-04 01:35:21 AM  
Does he know Harry, the guy with the snake on his face?

www.polarblairsden.com
 
2014-03-04 01:36:41 AM  
why is this guy bogarting all the news?
 
2014-03-04 01:42:44 AM  

That Guy...From That Show!: Yes, here's the other story from 10 days ago
http://gawker.com/florida-man-overcomes-fear-of-spiders-by-tattooing -s pid-1528157475
and here's the fark thread
http://www.fark.com/comments/8152377/Florida-man-overcomes-fear-of-s pi ders-ever-having-gainful-employment-by-tattooing-spider-on-his-face


10 days from facial tattoo to being arrested for kidnapping and battering the girl who was pissed at him getting the facial tattoo.

That's got to be some kind of record for fastest downward spiral ever.

Guy probably needs a mental eval, but he's gonna get time instead, where he'll learn to be a real criminal in between the deep dickings.
 
2014-03-04 01:47:50 AM  
Nothing says "Criminal Genius" like making sure you get your name, face, and brand-new distinctive markings all over the news before committing kidnapping, assault, and attempted rape.

You know, just in case you weren't caught immediately.
 
2014-03-04 01:50:12 AM  

Ny-QuilDriver: Does he know Harry, the guy with the snake on his face?

[www.polarblairsden.com image 300x225]


Or S.D. Plissken

www.blogcdn.com
 
2014-03-04 01:55:44 AM  
Kidnapping, assault, and attempted rape.
Yeesh. The nerve of some women.
The least little thing, and they want to break up with you.
 
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2014-03-04 01:56:20 AM  
The shadows of the spider's legs do not match up with any sort of lighting.
 
2014-03-04 02:00:08 AM  

ADHD Librarian: Ny-QuilDriver: Does he know Harry, the guy with the snake on his face?

[www.polarblairsden.com image 300x225]

Or S.D. Plissken

[www.blogcdn.com image 570x238]


I heard he was dead.
 
2014-03-04 02:15:02 AM  

Taima: [i63.photobucket.com image 621x384]


Followup:

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-03-04 02:46:01 AM  
 
2014-03-04 03:21:36 AM  
Itsy bitsy penis went up the water spout...
 
2014-03-04 03:43:06 AM  

gerbilpox: ADHD Librarian: Ny-QuilDriver: Does he know Harry, the guy with the snake on his face?

[www.polarblairsden.com image 300x225]

Or S.D. Plissken

[www.blogcdn.com image 570x238]

I heard he was dead.


He got better.
 
2014-03-04 03:46:12 AM  
If he lives long enough, the kids in the neighborhood will taunt him with calls of " hey old man spider face! "
Or maybe some of those knockout game hooligans will keep punching the spider.
 
2014-03-04 07:09:42 AM  
It doesn't always happen, but facial/head/neck tattoos are usually a case being able to judge the book by it's cover.

**reads story**

And all was right with the world.
 
2014-03-04 07:22:25 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Saw that it happened in Deltona in Volusia County and was not surprised one bit.


So glad I'm leaving this place. I'm assuming face tattooed rapists are less common in western Massachusetts.
 
2014-03-04 08:20:22 AM  
Face tattoos generally come with a long histories of bad decision making, like being a performer at a donkey show, one bad decision generally doesn't get you there.
 
2014-03-04 08:33:53 AM  
....I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, that wiggled and wriggled and tickled inside her.....
 
2014-03-04 08:37:39 AM  

lindalouwho: drivingsouth: Troy Polamalu's evil twin?

You took the words right outta my mouth.


It must've been while you were kissing me..
 
2014-03-04 08:43:10 AM  

bikerbob59: lindalouwho: drivingsouth: Troy Polamalu's evil twin?

You took the words right outta my mouth.

It must've been while you were kissing me..


Yes. Yes it was. :-P
 
2014-03-04 08:48:24 AM  
He's a keeper.
 
2014-03-04 09:00:40 AM  

EvilEgg: Face tattoos generally come with a long histories of bad decision making, like being a performer at a donkey show, one bad decision generally doesn't get you there.


What if you're the donkey?
 
2014-03-04 09:05:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-04 09:15:27 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Hey, pretty boy. I'm your new cell mate, Spider.
They put you in with me because of that sh*t on your face.
 
2014-03-04 10:13:46 AM  

That Guy...From That Show!: Yes, here's the other story from 10 days ago
http://gawker.com/florida-man-overcomes-fear-of-spiders-by-tattooing -s pid-1528157475
and here's the fark thread
http://www.fark.com/comments/8152377/Florida-man-overcomes-fear-of-s pi ders-ever-having-gainful-employment-by-tattooing-spider-on-his-face


Spider-face guy trifecta in play!
 
2014-03-04 01:13:13 PM  

AngryDragon: EvilEgg: Face tattoos generally come with a long histories of bad decision making, like being a performer at a donkey show, one bad decision generally doesn't get you there.

What if you're the donkey?


They said I'd get FRESH carrots. And apples!
 
2014-03-04 02:05:17 PM  
What's wrong with me that the strangest thing in TFA was hearing that someone, anyone, would stop to take a pee break in the middle of raping someone?
 
2014-03-04 02:22:08 PM  
The woman getting involved with him, not the sharpest crayon in the box ether.
 
2014-03-04 06:55:55 PM  

SomeoneDumb: What's wrong with me that the strangest thing in TFA was hearing that someone, anyone, would stop to take a pee break in the middle of raping someone?


Now we know your FARK handle, R. Kelly.
 
2014-03-05 12:14:48 AM  

varmitydog: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Hey, pretty boy. I'm your new cell mate, Spider.
They put you in with me because of that sh*t on your face.


Meh. With the amount of 'roids that guy must have done, I doubt his penis is any threat to anyone.
 
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