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(Daily Mail)   Guess what the UK government adviser who recently helped write the UK's anti-kiddie porn internet filter laws was just arrested for. Go on, guess   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
    More: Ironic, child pornography, Internet filter, NCA, UK government, Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Downing Street  
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2014-03-03 11:45:08 PM  
Arson, murder and jaywalking?
 
2014-03-03 11:47:16 PM  
Research?

/well, it worked for Townshend
 
2014-03-03 11:48:24 PM  
Littering?

/and creating a nuisance.
 
2014-03-03 11:53:39 PM  
Tax evasion?
 
2014-03-04 12:22:31 AM  
Walking funny?
 
2014-03-04 12:22:43 AM  
Using a fake subway card?
 
2014-03-04 12:23:03 AM  
Practicing magic without a license?
 
2014-03-04 12:23:03 AM  
Kitty pron?
 
2014-03-04 12:23:33 AM  
Lamar Alexander's chief of staff got busted three months ago on the same thing. His indictment got delayed, signaling he was bargaining with prosecutors. He allegedly hung himself a month ago. No autopsy done.
 
2014-03-04 12:24:34 AM  
Fixing the cable?
 
2014-03-04 12:25:49 AM  

iheartscotch: Fixing the cable?


well, fixing the disney channel
 
2014-03-04 12:25:53 AM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2014-03-04 12:26:15 AM  
takes one to know one or something?

// wasn't this a SVU episode?
 
2014-03-04 12:26:55 AM  
You'd think he would know how not to get filterpwned.

You'd think.
 
2014-03-04 12:27:05 AM  
Weed?   It's the gateway to kiddie porn
 
2014-03-04 12:27:40 AM  
Did he say Jehovah?
 
2014-03-04 12:27:49 AM  
Lollygagging?
 
2014-03-04 12:28:26 AM  

real_headhoncho: Walking funny?


Well... not yet.

/no idea if British prisons have anything like the US epidemic of prisoner rape
 
2014-03-04 12:29:29 AM  
I always thought Cameron himself looked like a fiddler.
 
2014-03-04 12:30:56 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance. smoking the reefer.


i70.photobucket.com

/every time I hear littering
//and
/littering
//and
/littering
//and
///smoking the reefer
/slashies
 
2014-03-04 12:31:34 AM  
DUI?

*checks TFA*

DAMMIT!

/thought it was a trick question
 
2014-03-04 12:32:22 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance.


*snort!*
 
2014-03-04 12:33:25 AM  
Loitering ?
 
2014-03-04 12:34:04 AM  
I guessed correctly. What do I win?
 
2014-03-04 12:34:10 AM  
Squatting?
 
2014-03-04 12:34:36 AM  
He couldn't stop so he helped write a law that would make him.
 
2014-03-04 12:34:45 AM  
smoking in a no smoking zone?

drinking a cold pop that is more than 16 fluid ounces??

tearing off one of the tags on a mattress???

not closing cover before striking a match????

overdue library books?????

ok--i give up
 
2014-03-04 12:36:30 AM  
Rape, arson, murder and rape?
 
2014-03-04 12:37:14 AM  

anuran: Rape, arson, murder and rape?


You said murder only once.
 
2014-03-04 12:39:04 AM  
Jaywalking? I'm going to guess jaywalking.

*reads TFA*

www.cbtcsocal.com
 
2014-03-04 12:39:11 AM  
You could set your clock by it you really farking could. Here some time ago the head of the 'Christian Heritage Party' who pent decades campaigning for 'family values' was jailed for child sex offences. Every. farking. Time.
 
2014-03-04 12:40:55 AM  
Owning and operating more televisions then he had licenses for?
 
2014-03-04 12:41:34 AM  

Gyrfalcon: anuran: Rape, arson, murder and rape?

You said murder only once.


I don't like murder
 
2014-03-04 12:42:52 AM  
Well, if you're going to write anti-kiddie porn internet filter legislation, you should be an expert on the subject.

/Wait, was it anti-"kiddie porn" internet filter legislation or anti-"kiddie porn internet filter" legislation?
 
2014-03-04 12:47:23 AM  
Kid-deep prawn?
 
2014-03-04 12:47:47 AM  
Semprini?
 
2014-03-04 12:48:41 AM  
Mopery?
 
2014-03-04 12:48:46 AM  
Alright, who is the bundle of sticks that green-lighted a dailyfail article?

/he not married so must be pedophile and gay, durrrrrrrrr.
//Oh, that was a comment elsewhere, as dailyfail is on permanent ban list.
///Kids... don't do dailyfail. Or you will wake up with your sister and a used condom, after a night of heavy drinking
////So whats in Republican headquarters computers?
 
2014-03-04 12:49:31 AM  

HiFiGuy: Well, if you're going to write anti-kiddie porn internet filter legislation, you should be an expert on the subject.

/Wait, was it anti-"kiddie porn" internet filter legislation or anti-"kiddie porn internet filter" legislation?


Yeah exactly.  It looks like he did a really good job if he got caught so fast after putting in the new standards
 
2014-03-04 12:51:25 AM  
Number 10 Downing Street, where you can surf porn all day on their computers, until you get caught.
 
2014-03-04 12:59:16 AM  
All people in power that are strongly against something in public are strongly for it in private. Politicians that hate the gays are gay, prohibitions politicians drink, people who rally against prostitution love them some prostitutes, politicians that hate the kiddie porn are watching kiddie porn, politicians that receive Nobel peace prizes are bombing children to death. That last ones a jab at y'all, but the point stands. It's the 'ol "if I act against this no one will suspect me!" routine.
 
2014-03-04 01:00:42 AM  
he asked too many people if they'd heard the good news?
 
2014-03-04 01:01:07 AM  
For owning a TV without a license?
 
2014-03-04 01:01:56 AM  
A Salt with a deadly Pepa?
 
2014-03-04 01:05:51 AM  
Unlawful use of a Styrofoam pool noodle?
 
2014-03-04 01:06:43 AM  
Tapping his foot in a bathroom stall?
 
2014-03-04 01:07:05 AM  
Carrying a chicken on the North side of a road on a Sunday?
 
2014-03-04 01:08:57 AM  
Moonlighting at the ministry of silly walks?
 
2014-03-04 01:11:29 AM  

AbuHashish: Semprini?


OUT!
 
2014-03-04 01:11:37 AM  
It's obviously regicide
 
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