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2014-03-04 01:34:05 AM
2014-03-04 04:10:28 AM  
Ehh, large parts of Texas as well. Probably several other states. Just sub-in coyotes.
2014-03-04 04:15:09 AM  
Pro tip: Wake in Fright was not a how-to film for young Australians
2014-03-04 04:18:21 AM  
That's embarrasing.  Please do not read the story .. it makes our Dundee/Irwin myth look like a myth :(

The wanker didn't even wait till the sun rose. Piss poor effort.
2014-03-04 04:53:39 AM  
He must not be their head of state since he was eventually found.
2014-03-04 05:09:17 AM  
Lucky he didn't end up with his tanned hide hanging on the shed.
2014-03-04 05:17:26 AM  
Did the dingo steal his dinner and or baby?
2014-03-04 05:21:56 AM  
A gringo ate my baby...
2014-03-04 06:15:15 AM  
You have to be pretty wasted to get lost 1000' from your house, on your own property.
2014-03-04 06:24:10 AM  

abhorrent1: You have to be pretty wasted to get lost 1000' from your house, on your own property.

Either that, or you could live in a place where it's not safe to be wandering around in the dark.

Seeing as that city is the middle of croc territory, if the guy was disorientated, phoning the police rather than possibly walking into a stream or other croc hidey-hole is a good way to avoid being Darwinned.
2014-03-04 06:26:12 AM  
if my back yard looked like this..

and this...

And photo 2 contains at least 1 salt water croc, I'd be phoning the police rather than waiting to sober up enough to find my own house.
Pride is one thing, but I don't want to be crocodile shiat.
2014-03-04 08:43:27 AM
2014-03-04 11:27:39 AM  
He didn't die from a poisonous bite or a crocodile, so not completely Australian.
2014-03-04 12:05:47 PM  
Had a similar experience.
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