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(The New York Times)   This is proof that Russian and French scientists don't watch American horror movies. Or proof that they do. Hmm   (nytimes.com) divider line 20
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2014-03-03 06:02:47 PM  
OK, who's the supervillian that keeps funding these Russian scientific missions?
 
2014-03-03 06:07:03 PM  

studebaker hoch: OK, who's the supervillian that keeps funding these Russian scientific missions?


There is only one man diabolical enough to do this.  Thanksobama Man
 
2014-03-03 06:07:41 PM  
I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
 
2014-03-03 06:17:22 PM  
They have also not read The Zombie Survival Guide.

/Don't mess with any frozen Mongolians
 
2014-03-03 06:26:39 PM  
I've seen this movie, the black guy dies first. Sorry Obama.
 
2014-03-03 06:36:56 PM  
Not in I am Legend
 
2014-03-03 08:14:37 PM  
"Kom deg til helvete vekk fra den tingen. Det er ikke en hund, det er en slags ting! Det er etterligne en hund, det er ikke ekte! Goddamit idioter!!"
 
2014-03-03 09:07:11 PM  
Actually, that's really close to Smilla's Sense of Snow.

/Danish sci-fi.
 
2014-03-03 09:39:08 PM  
Testing to begin in the Ukraine in 3..2..1
 
2014-03-03 10:18:31 PM  
I do want to spend the rest of winter tied to this couch.
 
2014-03-03 10:31:33 PM  
"Sixty percent of its gene content doesn't resemble anything on earth "

So it's a hybrid alien virus?
 
2014-03-03 11:43:11 PM  
You gotta be farking kidding me...
 
2014-03-03 11:54:24 PM  

fusillade762: You gotta be farking kidding me...


I ain't goin' with Windows. I ain't goin' with him.

I work in the semiconductor industry, and I'm still amazed that these computers are smaller than these virii.

If they ever start to interface, I think it'll be trouble.  BIG trouble.  Here is an illustration. (not a virus, real photo).

killthatcat.com
 
2014-03-04 02:01:40 AM  

DecemberNitro: "Kom deg til helvete vekk fra den tingen. Det er ikke en hund, det er en slags ting! Det er etterligne en hund, det er ikke ekte! Goddamit idioter!!"


That's pretty close to actual Norwegian, put iirc the actor didn't know how to speak it?
 
2014-03-04 02:30:29 AM  

AbiNormal: I've seen this movie, the black guy dies first. Sorry Obama.


Sounds like you saw a crap SyFy knockoff. The Norwegian honkies die first.
 
2014-03-04 04:22:08 AM  

fusillade762: You gotta be farking kidding me...


Somebody please think of the poor amoeba...
 
2014-03-04 07:26:51 AM  

Norwegian Squirrel: DecemberNitro: "Kom deg til helvete vekk fra den tingen. Det er ikke en hund, det er en slags ting! Det er etterligne en hund, det er ikke ekte! Goddamit idioter!!"

That's pretty close to actual Norwegian, put iirc the actor didn't know how to speak it?


It reads like the phishing emails that sometimes get through my filter.
 
2014-03-04 10:00:35 AM  
Now we just need to find the frozen bodies of smallpox victims...
 
2014-03-04 11:30:42 AM  
or the first season of The X-Files.

http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Ice
 
2014-03-04 05:07:51 PM  

Chris Ween: Not in I am Legend


Which was a remake of The Omega Man, which was a remake of The Last Man on Earth, which was based on the book I Am Legend by Richard Matheson. The only one without a white guy lead was the 2007 remake.
 
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