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(New York Daily News)   The question remains: Why did it take 2,927 calls?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 32
    More: Florida, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, South Tampa  
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2014-03-03 05:54:05 PM
A: Florida
 
2014-03-03 05:55:45 PM
Because constituents are allowed up to 2926 calls.

Sheesh people.  Get with the program.
 
2014-03-03 05:56:26 PM
Everybody should have a hobby.
 
2014-03-03 05:58:04 PM
From TFA:

A crass, Johnny Depp look-alike was so unhappy with his local Florida sheriff's office that he called up to complain an ear-bending 2,927 times.


You use this term "look-alike".  I do not believe that it means what you think it means.
 
2014-03-03 06:02:44 PM

jake_lex: From TFA:

A crass, Johnny Depp look-alike was so unhappy with his local Florida sheriff's office that he called up to complain an ear-bending 2,927 times.


You use this term "look-alike".  I do not believe that it means what you think it means.


As professional writers, I'm sure they know what that term means. The real question is, whose picture is that?
 
2014-03-03 06:02:54 PM
Bob Geldoff really needs to get a hobby.
 
2014-03-03 06:04:27 PM
There must be another guy somewhere named Johnny Depp that he looks like.
 
2014-03-03 06:08:21 PM
Lukas, you're a bother.
 
2014-03-03 06:13:30 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: jake_lex: From TFA:

A crass, Johnny Depp look-alike was so unhappy with his local Florida sheriff's office that he called up to complain an ear-bending 2,927 times.

You use this term "look-alike".  I do not believe that it means what you think it means.

As professional writers, I'm sure they know what that term means. The real question is, whose picture is that?



inconceivable
 
2014-03-03 06:14:28 PM
I bet the dispatchers were trying to get him to 3,000, and the supervisors caught them before he made it.
 
2014-03-03 06:14:42 PM
Midget gay porn maybe.
 
2014-03-03 06:19:59 PM
Dude called the non-emergency line to complain about the way the sheriff's office had treated him. Dispatchers began hanging up on his calls, so he called more. Sounds like a case of "you can't just ignore me to make the problem go away".
 
2014-03-03 06:21:07 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-03 06:21:38 PM

Gyrfalcon: I bet the dispatchers were trying to get him to 3,000, and the supervisors caught them before he made it.


I could picture them having a counter on the wall, maybe even a prize for whoever answered the Milestone Call
 
2014-03-03 06:36:47 PM

jake_lex: From TFA:

A crass, Johnny Depp look-alike was so unhappy with his local Florida sheriff's office that he called up to complain an ear-bending 2,927 times.

You use this term "look-alike".  I do not believe that it means what you think it means.


The writer must have typed that with his braille keyboard.
 
2014-03-03 06:39:21 PM
He never guessed the magic word.
DOUGHNUTS
 
2014-03-03 06:40:34 PM

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Huh. I was not aware that Chuck and Flav were truthers.
 
2014-03-03 06:53:18 PM
images.amcnetworks.com
 
2014-03-03 07:04:48 PM
johnny depp* look-alike


*post meth addiction
 
2014-03-03 07:12:43 PM
Fyi, link not going to the story on my phone..
 
2014-03-03 07:53:12 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: jake_lex: From TFA:

A crass, Johnny Depp look-alike was so unhappy with his local Florida sheriff's office that he called up to complain an ear-bending 2,927 times.


You use this term "look-alike".  I do not believe that it means what you think it means.

As professional writers, I'm sure they know what that term means. The real question is, whose picture is that?

Think he meant Johnny Derp...

 
2014-03-03 08:02:53 PM
Damn, those 911 operators have WAY more patience than anybody I ever dated. Are they cute too?
 
2014-03-03 08:44:52 PM

The One True TheDavid: Damn, those 911 operators have WAY more patience than anybody I ever dated. Are they cute too?


About 1/3 are cute but totally into cops and/or paramedics.
1/3 are overweight black women with names like Shaquillita.
1/3 are gay men.

So, I don't know. I guess.

/before you start with me, I was a dispatcher for five years
//I was cute at the time
///slashies don't turn you gay
 
2014-03-03 09:04:34 PM
Because 2,926 wasn't enough and 2,928 would have been too many.
 
2014-03-03 10:16:29 PM
www.nndb.com
Degraded man, Florida Man
 
2014-03-03 10:35:09 PM
Florida Man hates Texas Man
They have a fight
Texas Wins
Texas Man
 
2014-03-03 11:19:53 PM
I think that is what Bieber will look like in 30 years.
 
2014-03-04 01:26:10 AM
The bastard love child between Steve Buscemi and Johnny Depp, maybe.
 
2014-03-04 03:00:52 AM
Subbie forgot the second question.

Is that a man or just a really ugly woman?
 
2014-03-04 03:14:57 AM

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♪ ♫ So get up, get, get,get down! ♫ ♪
 
2014-03-04 08:13:28 AM
Subby

Thanks for not saying, "begs the question".
 
2014-03-04 08:37:02 AM
FTA:  Between May 1, 2012 and Dec. 5, 2013, he made 2,927 calls - almost four every single day.

Let's see:

2,927 calls divided by 583 days = 5.02 per day

/Sigh
 
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