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(YouTube)   High school girl helps team win district championship with 70-ft buzzer beater. Nothing but net   (youtube.com) divider line 25
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2309 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Mar 2014 at 5:37 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-03 05:43:42 PM
The Newsplex?
 
2014-03-03 05:44:35 PM
Girl: "I was like, omigod!" She sounds and looks stoned.
 
2014-03-03 05:53:12 PM

Keys dude: Girl: "I was like, omigod!" She sounds and looks stoned.


I'd go with deaf.
 
2014-03-03 05:55:55 PM
Ugh. I hate local news. Just let the event unfold on video. Show the video THEN tell the story, or tell the story THEN show video later within it.

Don't show the first 6 seconds, freeze, cut away.

THEN show the vid and right at the big part talk over it with "catch that? That thing you were staring at? The whole point of the story, did you catch it? Let me talk to you as we rewind to 2 seconds prior and further ruin the moment we've built up to. I'm blah blah, for Action 7 We F*cking Suck News"
 
2014-03-03 05:57:51 PM

I Said: Ugh. I hate local news. Just let the event unfold on video. Show the video THEN tell the story, or tell the story THEN show video later within it.

Don't show the first 6 seconds, freeze, cut away.

THEN show the vid and right at the big part talk over it with "catch that? That thing you were staring at? The whole point of the story, did you catch it? Let me talk to you as we rewind to 2 seconds prior and further ruin the moment we've built up to. I'm blah blah, for Action 7 We F*cking Suck News"


My work has already been done here.
 
2014-03-03 05:59:32 PM
Also, she clearly traveled. Damn refs never call that anymore.
 
2014-03-03 06:07:14 PM

I Said: Ugh. I hate local news. Just let the event unfold on video. Show the video THEN tell the story, or tell the story THEN show video later within it.

Don't show the first 6 seconds, freeze, cut away.

THEN show the vid and right at the big part talk over it with "catch that? That thing you were staring at? The whole point of the story, did you catch it? Let me talk to you as we rewind to 2 seconds prior and further ruin the moment we've built up to. I'm blah blah, for Action 7 We F*cking Suck News"


I was about to post pretty much exactly this, but I realized that had they started with the straight video, that's all I would have watched.  So the stupid ass freeze at least trapped me into... well, clicking around to try to find the clip without an interruption.
 
2014-03-03 06:16:01 PM

Dafatone: I was about to post pretty much exactly this, but I realized that had they started with the straight video, that's all I would have watched.  So the stupid ass freeze at least trapped me into... well, clicking around to try to find the clip without an interruption.


I considered that too, which is why I said "or tell the story THEN show video later within it ". I get that the video is the hook, but cutting up like that ruins the whole thing. So talk, have your interview, maybe even show vid from earlier in the game to screw with, but let the actual event unfold on its own later in the 2 min piece if you want to keep us there.
 
2014-03-03 06:21:35 PM

I Said: Ugh. I hate local news. Just let the event unfold on video. Show the video THEN tell the story, or tell the story THEN show video later within it.

Don't show the first 6 seconds, freeze, cut away.

THEN show the vid and right at the big part talk over it with "catch that? That thing you were staring at? The whole point of the story, did you catch it? Let me talk to you as we rewind to 2 seconds prior and further ruin the moment we've built up to. I'm blah blah, for Action 7 We F*cking Suck News"


Yeah, this wasn't Jon Gruden's QB Camp.

And of course she was a bad interview, she's a high school senior.  The reporter did an awful job setting her up for decent quotes.
 
2014-03-03 06:40:19 PM
She still can't dunk.
 
2014-03-03 06:42:51 PM

Dafatone: I Said: Ugh. I hate local news. Just let the event unfold on video. Show the video THEN tell the story, or tell the story THEN show video later within it.

Don't show the first 6 seconds, freeze, cut away.

THEN show the vid and right at the big part talk over it with "catch that? That thing you were staring at? The whole point of the story, did you catch it? Let me talk to you as we rewind to 2 seconds prior and further ruin the moment we've built up to. I'm blah blah, for Action 7 We F*cking Suck News"

I was about to post pretty much exactly this, but I realized that had they started with the straight video, that's all I would have watched.  So the stupid ass freeze at least trapped me into... well, clicking around to try to find the clip without an interruption.


I was going to post this as well, but then when they froze the video and did the reverse JUST. IN. CASE. I missed it, they saved the whole thing. I no longer cared that it took 2:35 to show a five second play.
 
2014-03-03 07:07:09 PM
I'd like to beat her buzzer, iykwimaityd.
 
2014-03-03 08:13:27 PM
So her team won 7-4? DNRTFA
 
2014-03-03 09:04:56 PM
At this rate, doesn't this happen once a week or bi-weekly.

good for her she made a 1 in 200 shot (or whatever).  This isn't "that" amazing.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I'd like to beat her buzzer, iykwimaityd.



What do you mean?
 
2014-03-03 09:39:34 PM

dholway: Keys dude: Girl: "I was like, omigod!" She sounds and looks stoned.

I'd go with deaf.


She hit that shot DEAF? Without her teammates even telling her which way the basket was? I mean, it's amazing enough that she hit the shot at all, but holy cow, if she couldn't even see the hoop that should make ESPN's top ten for sure.
 
2014-03-03 09:42:26 PM

HighZoolander: dholway: Keys dude: Girl: "I was like, omigod!" She sounds and looks stoned.

I'd go with deaf.

She hit that shot DEAF? Without her teammates even telling her which way the basket was? I mean, it's amazing enough that she hit the shot at all, but holy cow, if she couldn't even see the hoop that should make ESPN's top ten for sure.


No, no, she could see the rim, she just couldn't hear it. She's only half Amelia Earhart, here.
 
2014-03-03 10:01:10 PM

lacydog: Also, she clearly traveled. Damn refs never call that anymore.


Doesn't matter if it's a layup or 70 feet away, you still get a step to release the ball.
 
2014-03-03 10:35:14 PM
It's always so heartwarming when they let the retarded kid win the game.  Love these kinds of stories.
 
2014-03-04 01:46:49 AM
Actually, she sounds like early Larry Bird interviews


/That isn't a compliment
 
2014-03-04 02:56:55 AM
I just wanted to know what the score was before the shot. Was it tied? Were they losing? Come on news team, you have one job.
 
2014-03-04 03:11:35 AM

nikku88: I just wanted to know what the score was before the shot. Was it tied? Were they losing? Come on news team, you have one job.


They keep score in women's basketball? That's adorable.
 
2014-03-04 08:04:13 AM

suicide: nikku88: I just wanted to know what the score was before the shot. Was it tied? Were they losing? Come on news team, you have one job.

They keep score in women's basketball? That's adorable.


You get extra points for good fundamentals. And later on, they braid each others hair, and have pillow fights in the locker room shower...
 
2014-03-04 08:45:32 AM

dholway: Keys dude: Girl: "I was like, omigod!" She sounds and looks stoned.

I'd go with deaf.


I'd go with teenager. It's gotten to the point where I can't stand talking to anyone under 30. Their diction is atrocious. I attribute it to the fact that they mostly communicate digitally.
 
2014-03-04 12:05:16 PM
Reporter: The video already has over 1000 views!!!

That's one thousand, people!
 
2014-03-04 05:21:47 PM
Nailed one from 70 feet, airballed the shot in practice...
 
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