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(WHNS Fox 21)   Toilet stolen from hotel room, Cops have nothing to go on   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 38
    More: Strange, cops, FOX Carolina 21, South Carolina Highway Patrol, hotels, Spartanburg County, toilet stolen, Anderson County, DMV  
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2014-03-03 06:19:35 PM
*slow clap*
 
2014-03-03 06:23:30 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 06:25:07 PM
Subby:
www.troll.me
 
2014-03-03 06:33:24 PM
*groan*
 
2014-03-03 06:46:36 PM
DUH Everyone knows that hotel toilets are the best
 
2014-03-03 06:46:46 PM
More farkers should have come into this thread telling Subby how well they did.  Subby, you done good.
 
2014-03-03 06:46:47 PM
Good one subs.

Barely apropos:  I always thought "commode" was a funny word.
 
2014-03-03 06:48:35 PM
Excellent subby.I laughed until I stopped.
 
2014-03-03 06:56:04 PM
HOTY!
 
2014-03-03 07:08:01 PM
Bravo subby.
 
2014-03-03 07:12:37 PM
Great headline, subby.  Take a bow!
 
2014-03-03 07:22:26 PM
+1, subby. Would LOL again.
 
2014-03-03 07:25:34 PM
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2014-03-03 07:28:41 PM
Nice, Subby.
 
2014-03-03 07:47:42 PM
Aren't there records of who stayed there? Surely there must be a guest registry and some security camera footage. Also, did the cops dust for prints? Interview other guests? Check pawn shops for a suspiciously pawned toilet?
 
2014-03-03 07:47:45 PM
This was not the work of an amateur hotel room thief.

The hotel does not expect you to take the plumbing.

Was Justin Bieber seen in the vicinity?
 
2014-03-03 07:49:01 PM
See? It's right there in the first sentence FTA: "Spartanburg County deputies said they have a suspect in the case of a stolen toilet."

Fail, subby. Much fail.

/amidoingitright.jpg
 
2014-03-03 07:52:09 PM
Nice to see subby is recycling old material.
It was funny 30 years ago when Gary Mule Deer did it.
 
2014-03-03 07:57:02 PM
Yay Sub! Go get yourself a gold star! ;)
 
2014-03-03 08:01:27 PM
HOTY candidate?
 
2014-03-03 08:13:07 PM
Would have been funny if it was a police toilet that was stolen.
 
2014-03-03 08:17:10 PM

a particular individual: Aren't there records of who stayed there? Surely there must be a guest registry and some security camera footage. Also, did the cops dust for prints? Interview other guests? Check pawn shops for a suspiciously pawned toilet?


seriously not even Rick would anything for a used toilet even if it wasn't stolen.
 
2014-03-03 08:40:38 PM
Have you priced one of those things?
 
2014-03-03 08:57:50 PM
Clean and simple, very nice.
Well, maybe not clean...
Room service!
 
2014-03-03 09:39:31 PM

Breathe Laugh Twitch: HOTY candidate?


This headline is recycled every few months.

Subby probably runs a script that notifies him whenever a news article containing "stolen" and "toilet" shows up on Lexis/Nexis so he can refile it and get another easy HOTW.

/or at least that's how I'd do it
//if I really cared
///and knew how
 
2014-03-03 09:44:28 PM
Hey subby, you're #1 (& #2) with that post. You've elevated the art of bathroom humor.

/and they said it couldn't be done.
 
2014-03-03 11:32:24 PM

stuffy: Have you priced one of those things?


It's OK, I'm flush.
 
2014-03-04 12:05:20 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: More farkers should have come into this thread telling Subby how well they did.  Subby, you done good.


Hear, hear!!!
 
2014-03-04 12:05:24 AM
HOTY, yes.
 
2014-03-04 12:26:46 AM
Sounds like they're going to need... a stool pigeon
 
2014-03-04 01:36:34 AM
I wonder if the timing was off in the turbo flush.
"Oh Montclare!"
 
2014-03-04 03:36:44 AM
"The hotel manager said the toilet would cost about $500 to replace."

What? $400 for 10 minute's work?
 
2014-03-04 06:32:25 AM
They should forget about losing it.  Just get a new one, at the toilet store.

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-03-04 09:07:19 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sounds like they're going to need... a stool pigeon


Well, it looks like the puns in this thread have come to a head.
 
2014-03-04 11:25:53 AM
Am I seriously the only person that thought of the movie Scavenger Hunt?  Specifically this scene?
 
2014-03-04 11:55:44 AM

a particular individual: See? It's right there in the first sentence FTA: "Spartanburg County deputies said they have a suspect in the case of a stolen toilet."

Fail, subby. Much fail.

/amidoingitright.jpg


Yes, the suspect was last seen singing around a great white throne.
 
2014-03-04 12:30:21 PM
HA!
 
2014-03-04 04:00:55 PM
The perfect Fark headline.
 
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