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3382 clicks; posted to Geek » on 03 Mar 2014 at 4:57 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-03 04:52:41 PM  
A new technique being used to removed this fat. It is a technique used to reduce love handles. Doctors do not use needles and is non-invasive like liposuction. The technique is referred to as "jogging", or in a less clinical term, "getting off the couch, fatty."
 
2014-03-03 04:53:16 PM  
Obscure?
supercoolcreative.com
 
2014-03-03 05:02:53 PM  
There's a non-invasive method called push-ups.
 
2014-03-03 05:14:37 PM  
Real men shave their moobs off daily with chainsaws
 
2014-03-03 05:20:28 PM  
Shows you guys, those bmi charts are all wrong, some of us have a genetic predisposition coupled with a thyroid imbalance that when you add our self diagnosed Aspergers that proves we are not hunters nor gatherers but sitters.

You really ought to show some sympathy.
 
2014-03-03 05:23:01 PM  

Theaetetus: jogging


kregh99: push-ups


Smeggy Smurf: chainsaws


Just... not all at once. And maybe using the chainsaws on trees.
 
2014-03-03 05:26:35 PM  
Okay, I'm a moron for clicking that. Goddamn click-bait SEO whoring bullshiat website with CGI replicants on the banner as "hosts".

How much did they pay for this travesty of a "Some Guy" greenlight?
 
2014-03-03 05:27:31 PM  
I love my man's moobs. It's like having a leisbian, without having to buy all the extra equipment.
 
2014-03-03 05:27:46 PM  
"Doctors do not use needles and is non-invasive like liposuction. "

Should at least read, "Doctors do not use needles and it's non-invasive unlike liposuction."

Dammit.

Step into my office.
 
2014-03-03 06:40:55 PM  
oilersnation.com

/moops!
 
2014-03-03 07:44:24 PM  
 
2014-03-03 09:04:35 PM  
This is also caused by exposure to estrogen-mimicking chemicals that are used in the plastics industry.

You know that chemical smell of flexible vinyl objects, like on rain coats, shower curtains, and inflatable pool toys? That odor comes from phtalates (not spelled wrong) which are plasticizers to make vinyl soft.


Plastic chemicals give boys man-boobs - December 15, 2009

PubMed - Plasma phthalate levels in pubertal gynecomastia
2010 Jan;125(1):e122-9. doi: 10.1542/peds.2009-0724. Epub 2009 Dec 14.
 
2014-03-03 09:36:12 PM  
Also teh weed can give man-boobs, aka Gynecomastia.
 
2014-03-03 09:42:06 PM  
If I had boobs like that I'd never leave the house.
 
2014-03-03 10:05:19 PM  
The moobs are the only thing balancing out the gut.
 
2014-03-03 10:45:46 PM  

Theaetetus: A new technique being used to removed this fat. It is a technique used to reduce love handles. Doctors do not use needles and is non-invasive like liposuction. The technique is referred to as "jogging", or in a less clinical term, "getting off the couch, fatty."


I find this post to be extremely misandrist and insulting to men and those identifying as men.
 
2014-03-03 11:14:46 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Theaetetus: A new technique being used to removed this fat. It is a technique used to reduce love handles. Doctors do not use needles and is non-invasive like liposuction. The technique is referred to as "jogging", or in a less clinical term, "getting off the couch, fatty."

I find this post to be extremely misandrist and insulting to men and those identifying as men.


Pray to your god to not make you fat.  I'll throw heavy items at him.  Let's see who stops being fat faster
 
2014-03-04 12:04:10 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: God-is-a-Taco: Theaetetus: A new technique being used to removed this fat. It is a technique used to reduce love handles. Doctors do not use needles and is non-invasive like liposuction. The technique is referred to as "jogging", or in a less clinical term, "getting off the couch, fatty."

I find this post to be extremely misandrist and insulting to men and those identifying as men.

Pray to your god to not make you fat.  I'll throw heavy items at him.  Let's see who stops being fat faster


Dodgeball! Great game. Unless you're fat.
 
2014-03-04 02:13:37 AM  

theorellior: Okay, I'm a moron for clicking that. Goddamn click-bait SEO whoring bullshiat website with CGI replicants on the banner as "hosts".

How much did they pay for this travesty of a "Some Guy" greenlight?


plus it's a 'story' from last August.

ball drop all around here.
 
2014-03-04 03:01:19 AM  
there, there... it'll be okay...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-04 07:35:57 AM  
So fat people have fat that hangs in folds and doesn`t look good?

So just like when I used to be fat?

Guttocks? Get off the couch fatty!

/card carrying ex fatty
//get off the couch
///don`t mix carbs and fat
 
2014-03-04 09:48:20 AM  
Chesticles? What? Seriously? I am suddenly glad I am as thin as a reed.
 
2014-03-04 10:19:27 PM  
i1.bebo.com
Not  this guy!
 
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