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(PennLive)   If you were going to buy a Martian crater like these people want to, what would you name it?   (pennlive.com) divider line 23
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2014-03-03 05:30:25 PM  
4 votes:
Spleesh, there's only one possible answer!

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2014-03-03 05:28:50 PM  
2 votes:

Carn: If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it?


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I know I would.  It would be delicious!
2014-03-03 05:12:37 PM  
2 votes:
I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
2014-03-03 05:11:20 PM  
2 votes:
Fire Crotch II: Lindsay Lohan's Intergalactic Va-jay-jay of Doom
2014-03-03 05:09:42 PM  
2 votes:

Life_is_a_carnivore: Marvin


Was going to say Marvin Gardens.
2014-03-03 05:03:02 PM  
2 votes:
Oatmeal?
i1.ytimg.com
2014-03-03 05:03:01 PM  
2 votes:
Grables Daughter
2014-03-03 04:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
Betty White's Dusty Vagina
2014-03-03 04:55:55 PM  
2 votes:
buy the deepest, widest one and name it Subby's Mom.

Duh.
2014-03-03 03:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
Clearasil Failure.
2014-03-03 01:20:32 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure you can call it anything you like, and that's without laying down a cent.
2014-03-03 06:15:43 PM  
1 votes:
Goatse?
2014-03-03 05:37:29 PM  
1 votes:

Cpl.D: Jebediah Kerman memorial impact zone.


He died as he lived... traveling towards the ground at 4,000 m/s.

Jebediah Kerman, Thrill-Seeker
2014-03-03 05:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
The Eve Plumb Memorial Martian Martian Martian Crater
2014-03-03 05:25:07 PM  
1 votes:
Should we name it after a public figure, such as Linda Thompson or Joe Paterno?

Someone wants to name a crater "Sandusky's Enabler"?
2014-03-03 05:22:08 PM  
1 votes:
Wrong hole

/There is no wrong hole.
2014-03-03 04:59:38 PM  
1 votes:
Jebediah Kerman memorial impact zone.
2014-03-03 04:59:20 PM  
1 votes:
New Utah. See if we can't get them to spread out.
2014-03-03 04:56:30 PM  
1 votes:
Titty Sprinkles.
2014-03-03 04:55:01 PM  
1 votes:
Galt's Gulch
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-03-03 02:13:45 PM  
1 votes:
Dig'Um
2014-03-03 01:40:01 PM  
1 votes:

Bob Falfa: Marcus Aurelius: Starting Wednesday, anybody with an Internet connection and a few dollars to spare can give a moniker to one of the Red Planet's 500,000 or so unnamed craters, as part of a mapping project run by the space-funding company Uwingu

Don't waste your money.  My site starts Friday, and naming rights are 50% lower than Uwingu.

We will not be undersold.

Will you let me pay you to name a star too? I've been saving up for a star.


A star is a bit more expensive, because there's more overhead involved.
2014-03-03 01:37:00 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Starting Wednesday, anybody with an Internet connection and a few dollars to spare can give a moniker to one of the Red Planet's 500,000 or so unnamed craters, as part of a mapping project run by the space-funding company Uwingu

Don't waste your money.  My site starts Friday, and naming rights are 50% lower than Uwingu.

We will not be undersold.


Will you let me pay you to name a star too? I've been saving up for a star.
 
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