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(PennLive)   If you were going to buy a Martian crater like these people want to, what would you name it?   ( divider line
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2014-03-03 05:17:55 PM  
If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it?
2014-03-03 05:19:34 PM  

Carn: If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it?

What about if it was made of spare ribs?
2014-03-03 05:21:07 PM  
CAN-D Crater
2014-03-03 05:22:08 PM  
Wrong hole

/There is no wrong hole.
2014-03-03 05:22:49 PM  

kaseyfarksdaladies: Wrong hole

/There is no wrong hole.

my hole is the wrong hole!
2014-03-03 05:23:47 PM  
Money Pit?
2014-03-03 05:23:57 PM  
2014-03-03 05:24:19 PM  
I shall name this crater "Mushroom Stamp"

Make of that what you will. :)
2014-03-03 05:24:32 PM  
Sasha Grey
2014-03-03 05:24:59 PM  
Brooklyn's Second Biggest Pothole
2014-03-03 05:25:07 PM  
Should we name it after a public figure, such as Linda Thompson or Joe Paterno?

Someone wants to name a crater "Sandusky's Enabler"?
2014-03-03 05:27:03 PM  
The Eve Plumb Memorial Martian Martian Martian Crater
2014-03-03 05:27:32 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ray Bradbury

so Much this.
2014-03-03 05:28:12 PM  

Cpl.D: Jebediah Kerman memorial impact zone.

id chip in a few bucks
2014-03-03 05:28:50 PM  

Carn: If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it?

I know I would.  It would be delicious!
2014-03-03 05:30:25 PM  
Spleesh, there's only one possible answer!
2014-03-03 05:30:56 PM  

theorellior: Klatzyxamberjomberzooberangerongerunderandalasblapt.

OK, we'll call it Bill.
2014-03-03 05:32:11 PM  

Helen Mirren's Titties

2014-03-03 05:33:20 PM  
(My ex-Girlfriend's name here) Farkhole?
2014-03-03 05:37:29 PM  

Cpl.D: Jebediah Kerman memorial impact zone.

He died as he lived... traveling towards the ground at 4,000 m/s.

Jebediah Kerman, Thrill-Seeker
2014-03-03 05:40:13 PM  
Buttpipe Crater
2014-03-03 05:41:16 PM  
Your mom's butthole
2014-03-03 05:42:02 PM  
2014-03-03 05:42:32 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ray Bradbury

And we have a winner.
2014-03-03 05:43:13 PM  
Goatse Crater.
2014-03-03 05:48:26 PM  
2014-03-03 05:53:10 PM  
Cazzo, just like the Pope would want
2014-03-03 05:54:01 PM  
Are "POO" and "ASS" already taken?
2014-03-03 05:55:51 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: The Eve Plumb Memorial Martian Martian Martian Crater

2014-03-03 06:02:57 PM  

busy chillin': buy the deepest, widest one and name it Subby's Mom.


In similar vein, I was thinking "Mater Tua".
2014-03-03 06:09:28 PM  
Kim Kardashian's Ass.

Similar in size and equally bumpy.
2014-03-03 06:15:14 PM  
Pockmark Point.
2014-03-03 06:15:43 PM  
2014-03-03 06:16:41 PM  
2014-03-03 06:17:52 PM  
No love for Ray Walston?
2014-03-03 06:18:27 PM  


You never heard of John Crater of Mars?
2014-03-03 06:26:38 PM  


('Valentine Michael Smith', 'Marvin', and 'Ray Walston' were already nominated, and 'J'onn J'onzz' is too lame.)

Hmmm...  How 'bout 'Grovers Mills'?  Then WE can invade THEM?

(Either way, if I'm buying a crater, I want the one with the Shadow Ship at the bottom...  Or do I?)
2014-03-03 06:30:08 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: 'J'onn J'onzz' is too lame.

You shut your mouth.
2014-03-03 06:30:44 PM  
I think it would be disrespectful to name it in anything other than the Martian language.
2014-03-03 06:31:26 PM  
Your Mom.
2014-03-03 06:33:56 PM  
2014-03-03 06:40:31 PM  
The Martian Manhandler: You shut your mouth.

Hey, now!  I *like* Martian Manhunter!  Heck, I was reading him back when he was a backup feature, chasing 'The Idol Head of Diabolu' every month!  'Martian Manhunter' was a great name, and a great concept, but 'John Jones'?

It's just that back then, in the Julius Schwartz / Mort Weisinger era, DC's character naming was lame, and there's no other way to describe it.

'Matter Eater Lad', from the planet 'Bismoll'?

'Bouncing Boy'?  I rest my case.
2014-03-03 06:56:07 PM  
2014-03-03 07:03:37 PM  
Winston niles Rutherford
2014-03-03 07:19:25 PM  
2014-03-03 07:33:38 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Otisburg

Ms. Tessmacher!
2014-03-03 07:49:54 PM  
I'd get 2 and name them after my kids
2014-03-03 08:28:47 PM  

Iszael: I'd get 2 and name them after my kids

Jose and Jos-b?  Monique and Unique?
2014-03-03 08:38:47 PM  

4seasons85!: Bob

Dang it I wanted that one.
2014-03-03 08:44:48 PM
Bung Hole
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