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(PennLive)   If you were going to buy a Martian crater like these people want to, what would you name it?   (pennlive.com) divider line 112
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2014-03-03 01:14:23 PM
Either Kenny's Rock or Dogma.
 
2014-03-03 01:15:44 PM
Judge
 
2014-03-03 01:19:23 PM
Frank
 
2014-03-03 01:20:32 PM
I'm pretty sure you can call it anything you like, and that's without laying down a cent.
 
2014-03-03 01:22:36 PM
Starting Wednesday, anybody with an Internet connection and a few dollars to spare can give a moniker to one of the Red Planet's 500,000 or so unnamed craters, as part of a mapping project run by the space-funding company Uwingu

Don't waste your money.  My site starts Friday, and naming rights are 50% lower than Uwingu.

We will not be undersold.
 
2014-03-03 01:25:00 PM
Ray Bradbury
 
2014-03-03 01:37:00 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Starting Wednesday, anybody with an Internet connection and a few dollars to spare can give a moniker to one of the Red Planet's 500,000 or so unnamed craters, as part of a mapping project run by the space-funding company Uwingu

Don't waste your money.  My site starts Friday, and naming rights are 50% lower than Uwingu.

We will not be undersold.


Will you let me pay you to name a star too? I've been saving up for a star.
 
2014-03-03 01:40:01 PM

Bob Falfa: Marcus Aurelius: Starting Wednesday, anybody with an Internet connection and a few dollars to spare can give a moniker to one of the Red Planet's 500,000 or so unnamed craters, as part of a mapping project run by the space-funding company Uwingu

Don't waste your money.  My site starts Friday, and naming rights are 50% lower than Uwingu.

We will not be undersold.

Will you let me pay you to name a star too? I've been saving up for a star.


A star is a bit more expensive, because there's more overhead involved.
 
2014-03-03 01:49:14 PM
Zodanga
 
2014-03-03 02:07:25 PM
Kuato
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-03-03 02:13:45 PM
Dig'Um
 
2014-03-03 02:15:52 PM
Whoopie Goldbergs poophole 2
 
2014-03-03 03:40:19 PM
Clearasil Failure.
 
2014-03-03 03:49:40 PM
 Tim.
 
2014-03-03 04:53:37 PM
Expensive
 
2014-03-03 04:53:57 PM
Tara Reid
 
2014-03-03 04:55:01 PM
Galt's Gulch
 
2014-03-03 04:55:26 PM
Marvin
 
2014-03-03 04:55:29 PM
Dickleshiats
 
2014-03-03 04:55:42 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Ray Bradbury


Close.

Green Bluff.
 
2014-03-03 04:55:55 PM
buy the deepest, widest one and name it Subby's Mom.

Duh.
 
2014-03-03 04:56:30 PM
Titty Sprinkles.
 
2014-03-03 04:57:10 PM
Betty White's Dusty Vagina
 
2014-03-03 04:57:13 PM
Shiathead
 
2014-03-03 04:57:25 PM
Next Stop, Uranus.
 
2014-03-03 04:58:02 PM
UFIA
 
2014-03-03 04:58:38 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I'm pretty sure you can call it anything you like, and that's without laying down a cent.


gifrific.com
 
2014-03-03 04:59:20 PM
New Utah. See if we can't get them to spread out.
 
2014-03-03 04:59:38 PM
La-la-la-la-la Larry
 
2014-03-03 04:59:38 PM
Jebediah Kerman memorial impact zone.
 
2014-03-03 05:00:22 PM
Krater

Misspelling makes it extreme
 
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2014-03-03 05:00:43 PM
Marvin
 
2014-03-03 05:01:35 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore: Marvin


Thank you.
I was sure this would be the first.
 
2014-03-03 05:03:01 PM
Grables Daughter
 
2014-03-03 05:03:02 PM
Oatmeal?
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-03 05:04:35 PM
Weedlord Bonerhitler or in honor of your mother.
 
2014-03-03 05:04:56 PM
Thomas Tusser crater.

Obscure?
 
2014-03-03 05:08:11 PM
I'm not sure.  But I know what I'd name a mountain on Venus.
 
2014-03-03 05:08:30 PM
I'd name it "You can't legitimately buy land on extra-terrestrial objects crater; and anybody who says different is selling snake oil".
 
2014-03-03 05:09:42 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore: Marvin


Was going to say Marvin Gardens.
 
2014-03-03 05:09:53 PM
MC-1
 
2014-03-03 05:10:05 PM
"Florida"
 
2014-03-03 05:10:28 PM
crater
 
2014-03-03 05:11:20 PM
Fire Crotch II: Lindsay Lohan's Intergalactic Va-jay-jay of Doom
 
2014-03-03 05:11:45 PM
Gale?
Refriger Crater Perry?
 
2014-03-03 05:12:16 PM
Another vote for Marvin here
 
2014-03-03 05:12:22 PM
Ummmmm, Jake....from State Farm.
 
2014-03-03 05:12:37 PM
I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
 
2014-03-03 05:13:06 PM
Valentine Michael Smith
 
2014-03-03 05:15:50 PM

macross87: I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...


And love him.. :)

that and the earth shattering kaboom disappointment are my favorite Marvin moments
 
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