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3973 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Mar 2014 at 1:08 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-03 05:35:18 PM  
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fatalvenom: I was surprised he went down like this on Sunday.

I was at the tournament on Saturday and he looked like he was poised to overtake Rory for the lead on Sunday if Rory peed down his leg.

I got it half right.

Tiger ain't winning no major unless he's in the lead at the start of Sunday.
2014-03-03 05:21:06 PM  
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AliceBToklasLives: This is a physical, not a mental issue.  Some golfers acquire back issues.

See Couples, Fred.

yelmrog: Tiger's only real concern is breaking Nicklaus's record.  I doubt if back problems will make him withdraw from a major tournament.

Not on Sunday with a shot at the lead.  But there's no reason to risk injury for what is really a February tournament.  Most of America hasn't even brought their clubs out of the garage.

Silly boy. If it's Sunday at a major   and he doesn't have the lead he ain't winning.

/at least so far
2014-03-03 04:47:55 PM  
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Did they just call off the rest of the tournament after Tiger withdrew? Because the sports reportrer didntt really mention other golfers except to say that Rory as leading when Tiger left.
2014-03-03 04:09:44 PM  
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Rory learned a valuable lesson Sunday: when you're playing like crap and want to quit, remember that "back spasms"=GOOD but "wisdom teeth"=BAD.
2014-03-03 03:38:24 PM  
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JusticeandIndependence: umm, he withdrew from one event due to back spasms.  He didn't quit golf subby.

He's withdrawn from 2 events now. Withdrawing after the cut is always a shiathead move.
2014-03-03 02:39:23 PM  
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Tiger's only real concern is breaking Nicklaus's record.  I doubt if back problems will make him withdraw from a major tournament.
2014-03-03 01:28:47 PM  
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Can we stop hearing about him now?
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