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2014-03-03 12:52:21 PM
While I look forward immensley to Interstellar, this seems a little presumptive.
 
2014-03-03 12:56:18 PM
Interstellar obviously deals with stars, which are in space, which is dark.  And "dark stars" are repeatedly referenced in "True Detective." I think that maybe the movie might be a secret sequel to the show, like maybe we learn the real truth that Marty is actually the Yellow King and is an alien or something.
 
2014-03-03 01:10:17 PM

Pocket Ninja: Interstellar obviously deals with stars, which are in space, which is dark.  And "dark stars" are repeatedly referenced in "True Detective." I think that maybe the movie might be a secret sequel to the show, like maybe we learn the real truth that Marty is actually the Yellow King and is an alien or something.


Plus Anne Hathaway is an alien, so putting her in this movie could be a serious bit of misdirection.  Or maybe she hooks up with Marty and forms a Voltron-like human.

I bet you didn't think of that.
 
2014-03-03 01:17:37 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Plus Anne Hathaway is an alien, so putting her in this movie could be a serious bit of misdirection.  Or maybe she hooks up with Marty and forms a Voltron-like human.

I bet you didn't think of that.


I hadn't thought of that. It occurs to me now that if we are talking about Marty and Anne Hathaway forming a Voltron-like human, we can only assume that they would wield a giant sword like the actual Voltron. And if you go back and watch old Voltron footage, you'll see that while he often sliced with his sword in an up-and-down, X-like motion, he also sometimes spun around and swung it in a circle. A flat circle. That just blew my mind.
 
2014-03-03 01:24:57 PM

Pocket Ninja: Marcus Aurelius: Plus Anne Hathaway is an alien, so putting her in this movie could be a serious bit of misdirection.  Or maybe she hooks up with Marty and forms a Voltron-like human.

I bet you didn't think of that.

I hadn't thought of that. It occurs to me now that if we are talking about Marty and Anne Hathaway forming a Voltron-like human, we can only assume that they would wield a giant sword like the actual Voltron. And if you go back and watch old Voltron footage, you'll see that while he often sliced with his sword in an up-and-down, X-like motion, he also sometimes spun around and swung it in a circle. A flat circle. That just blew my mind.


And a wormhole is nothing but 4D spacetime smashed into a... wait for it.... FLAT CIRCLE.

It's beginning to make sense now.
 
2014-03-03 01:33:49 PM
Marcus Aurelius: It's beginning to make sense now.

And consider this...the movie's name, INTERSTELLAR, has all the letters you need to spell the words "flat circle" except for the letters F and C. Which are themselves the abbreviation for "flat circle." It's like they're rubbing our faces in it.
 
2014-03-03 01:35:02 PM
McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.
 
2014-03-03 01:38:06 PM
He didn't make any friends in Hollywood thanking God last night.  He'll have to straighten that out first.
 
2014-03-03 01:40:03 PM

thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.


Huh. I thought only his character in DBC was gay. Learn something every day.

/Can't wait for this movie, neither one of them has ever disappointed me
//Chris and Matt
 
2014-03-03 01:40:47 PM

show me: thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.

Huh. I thought only his character in DBC was gay. Learn something every day.



What?
 
2014-03-03 01:43:44 PM
OH!  You thought i was insinuating something stupid.  No, I meant Matt's got it all hooked up for him, as in he can broadcast "blow this guy for a weekend" to any woman within a twelve mile radius, with his mind.  That's what that subtle errant wink he does with his right eye is all about.
 
2014-03-03 01:45:43 PM

thamike: show me: thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.

Huh. I thought only his character in DBC was gay. Learn something every day.

What?


Didn't you just say that Matt was going to blow his manager for a month?
 
2014-03-03 01:46:31 PM

Marcus Aurelius: thamike: show me: thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.

Huh. I thought only his character in DBC was gay. Learn something every day.

What?

Didn't you just say that Matt was going to blow his manager for a month?


Nope.
 
2014-03-03 01:46:44 PM

thamike: OH!  You thought i was insinuating something stupid.  No, I meant Matt's got it all hooked up for him, as in he can broadcast "blow this guy for a weekend" to any woman within a twelve mile radius, with his mind.  That's what that subtle errant wink he does with his right eye is all about.


I know, I was just trying to make a joke. Guess it came across as serious. Sorry man.
 
2014-03-03 01:50:31 PM

show me: thamike: OH!  You thought i was insinuating something stupid.  No, I meant Matt's got it all hooked up for him, as in he can broadcast "blow this guy for a weekend" to any woman within a twelve mile radius, with his mind.  That's what that subtle errant wink he does with his right eye is all about.

I know, I was just trying to make a joke. Guess it came across as serious. Sorry man.


I don't even think his character's gay in the movie, either.  That's why it threw me for a loop.
 
2014-03-03 01:58:00 PM
Does anyone remember when this guy was busted for playing bongos in the nude and smoking dope?
 
2014-03-03 02:06:31 PM

thamike: Marcus Aurelius: thamike: show me: thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.

Huh. I thought only his character in DBC was gay. Learn something every day.

What?

Didn't you just say that Matt was going to blow his manager for a month?

Nope.


Whew, that's a relief.  I'm not quite sure what to do with this boner though.
 
2014-03-03 02:06:40 PM

thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.


You want me to blow who???

dailypostal.com
 
2014-03-03 02:07:32 PM
Here's some other possible contenders for Best Actor next year; of course there will be surprises:

Ben Affleck - Gone Girl
Christian Bale - Exodus
Joaquin Phoenix - Inherent Vice
Johnny Depp - Into the Woods
Bradley Cooper - New Cameron Crowe Movie
Jeff Bridges - The Giver (may be supporting)+
 
2014-03-03 02:07:32 PM

gopher321: Does anyone remember when this guy was busted for playing bongos in the nude and smoking dope?


All the more proof that Robert Downey Jr. syndrome works.
 
2014-03-03 02:10:37 PM

Pocket Ninja: Interstellar obviously deals with stars, which are in space, which is dark.  And "dark stars" are repeatedly referenced in "True Detective." I think that maybe the movie might be a secret sequel to the show, like maybe we learn the real truth that Marty is actually the Yellow King and is an alien or something.


we are all much more stupid now, you are rewarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2014-03-03 02:10:59 PM

DamnYankees: Here's some other possible contenders for Best Actor next year; of course there will be surprises:

Ben Affleck - Gone Girl
Christian Bale - Exodus
Joaquin Phoenix - Inherent Vice
Johnny Depp - Into the Woods
Bradley Cooper - New Cameron Crowe Movie
Jeff Bridges - The Giver (may be supporting)+


They're making a movie off of that book? Jesus that will be creepy. I read that book in middle school and I placed it mentally right next to "The Road" as in "Never want to read/watch again due depression-causing powers".
 
2014-03-03 02:11:44 PM

gopher321: Does anyone remember when this guy was busted for playing bongos in the nude and smoking dope?


Yes - and it's stuff like this + being insanely talented that makes him awesome!
 
2014-03-03 02:13:12 PM

LegacyDL: They're making a movie off of that book? Jesus that will be creepy. I read that book in middle school and I placed it mentally right next to "The Road" as in "Never want to read/watch again due depression-causing powers".


They are already farking it up. Making Gabe older and putting in a romance.
 
2014-03-03 02:15:58 PM
He's reprising his role as David Wooderson?! *skims article* Oh, nevermind.
 
2014-03-03 02:17:37 PM

gopher321: Does anyone remember when this guy was busted for playing bongos in the nude and smoking dope?


That's illegal?

/slides bongos into closet
//hides bong
///puts on pants
 
2014-03-03 02:23:21 PM
While genre flicks are getting a little more "palatable" for Oscar voters, they still hold out most of the big awards for the traditional Oscar bait crap. Acting and Best Picture are off limits to anything that isn't historical or topical. Silence of the Lambs and Lord of the Rings are the outliers, people.
 
2014-03-03 02:23:55 PM

thamike: McConaughey's new manager deserves about a month straight of mind blowing oral sex.  i'm sure Matt's got it all hooked up for him.


Will it be real oral sex or will he force a woman to go down on a fried chicken leg?
 
2014-03-03 02:24:30 PM

LegacyDL: DamnYankees: Here's some other possible contenders for Best Actor next year; of course there will be surprises:

Ben Affleck - Gone Girl
Christian Bale - Exodus
Joaquin Phoenix - Inherent Vice
Johnny Depp - Into the Woods
Bradley Cooper - New Cameron Crowe Movie
Jeff Bridges - The Giver (may be supporting)+

They're making a movie off of that book? Jesus that will be creepy. I read that book in middle school and I placed it mentally right next to "The Road" as in "Never want to read/watch again due depression-causing powers".


You're the Receiver of Memory, I'm the Giver, man. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Giverness, or uh, Giver, or El Giverino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:19 PM

Trocadero: While genre flicks are getting a little more "palatable" for Oscar voters, they still hold out most of the big awards for the traditional Oscar bait crap. Acting and Best Picture are off limits to anything that isn't historical or topical. Silence of the Lambs and Lord of the Rings are the outliers, people.


Just 2 years ago the Academy gave Best Picture to a silent movie. Last year, Argo was a thriller. Chicago was a musical. I think you're not giving the Academy enough credit.

The reality is that most genre movies are not worthy of winning Best Picture.
 
2014-03-03 02:28:54 PM
Haven't RTFA yet. Is this like the one from Friday explaining why Leonardo Dicaprio was a lock to win best actor? Because that one looks pretty funny today.
 
2014-03-03 02:33:53 PM

Trocadero: Acting and Best Picture are off limits to anything that isn't historical or topical.


So anything  that isn't of today or not of today has no chance.
 
2014-03-03 02:36:35 PM

Bith Set Me Up: You're the Receiver of Memory, I'm the Giver, man. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Giverness, or uh, Giver, or El Giverino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Wait, what does that have to do with Matthew McConaughey blowing his manager?
 
2014-03-03 02:40:11 PM
He better cut down to three packs a day or he may not be around for next year's awards.
 
2014-03-03 02:42:17 PM

RoyHobbs22: Pocket Ninja: Interstellar obviously deals with stars, which are in space, which is dark.  And "dark stars" are repeatedly referenced in "True Detective." I think that maybe the movie might be a secret sequel to the show, like maybe we learn the real truth that Marty is actually the Yellow King and is an alien or something.

we are all much more stupid now, you are rewarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 02:54:57 PM
Its nice to be right once in awhile even if it is as completely worthless as your opinion of an actor but I have followed Matthew's career closely and I always knew if he every truly worked on his craft we could be seeing Daniel Day Lewis but with a better smile and not insane.
 
2014-03-03 02:55:24 PM

BravadoGT: He didn't make any friends in Hollywood thanking God last night.  He'll have to straighten that out first.


I lost five bucks when he kept his shirt on.
 
2014-03-03 02:56:56 PM
Frailty
Lincoln Lawyer
Bernie
Magic Mike
Mud
Killer Joe
Wolf Of Wall Street

Dude is on a serious roll.

not to mention this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgXNPdMKHyE
 
2014-03-03 02:58:05 PM
Really? Every greenlight is going to be about the Hollywood Prom last night? REALLY?

How about something else, guys? The Oscars suck.
 
2014-03-03 03:00:15 PM
He was pretty badass in that movie with Batman and Dr. Bashir and the dragons.
 
2014-03-03 03:00:24 PM

Nix Nightbird: Really? Every greenlight is going to be about the Hollywood Prom last night? REALLY?

How about something else, guys? The Oscars suck.


What would you know about what's been greenlighted?
 
2014-03-03 03:02:21 PM

thamike: show me: thamike: OH!  You thought i was insinuating something stupid.  No, I meant Matt's got it all hooked up for him, as in he can broadcast "blow this guy for a weekend" to any woman within a twelve mile radius, with his mind.  That's what that subtle errant wink he does with his right eye is all about.

I know, I was just trying to make a joke. Guess it came across as serious. Sorry man.

I don't even think his character's gay in the movie, either.  That's why it threw me for a loop.


Nope, major homophobic douche at the beginning of the movie.

Definitely happy he won last night; that whole movie was amazing.

And thanks for getting my hopes up, person insinuating McConaughey is gay.  Now it'll only be true in my sexy, sexy dreams.
 
2014-03-03 03:05:16 PM
Seriously, there are 2 links in 30 about the Oscars, which happened just last night.  Everything else is about everything else.  Have at it, you deep, deep soul.  Joe Biden went to a pancake house!  Maybe you want to talk about the Ukraine?  Are you talking about the Ukraine, or freaking out about Oscar threads in Oscar threads?
 
2014-03-03 03:06:42 PM

LegacyDL: DamnYankees: Here's some other possible contenders for Best Actor next year; of course there will be surprises:

Ben Affleck - Gone Girl
Christian Bale - Exodus
Joaquin Phoenix - Inherent Vice
Johnny Depp - Into the Woods
Bradley Cooper - New Cameron Crowe Movie
Jeff Bridges - The Giver (may be supporting)+

They're making a movie off of that book? Jesus that will be creepy. I read that book in middle school and I placed it mentally right next to "The Road" as in "Never want to read/watch again due depression-causing powers".


Depp's just playing the Wolf. That's a supporting role, unless they've seriously changed the play.
 
2014-03-03 03:07:34 PM
 
2014-03-03 03:07:47 PM

ariseatex: Definitely happy he won last night; that whole movie was amazing.


Haven't seen it yet, but plan on it.  I'm glad McConaughey solidified his comeback, but I was incredibly happy that 12 Years a Slave got Best Picture.  That was revolutionary on several levels.
 
2014-03-03 03:11:38 PM
I really want to see Interstellar. And, I really have no f*cking idea what it is about.
 
2014-03-03 03:17:05 PM

Crewmannumber6: Frailty
Lincoln Lawyer
Bernie
Magic Mike
Mud
Killer Joe
Wolf Of Wall Street

Dude is on a serious roll.

not to mention this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgXNPdMKHyE


You can't really include Frailty in that list as part of his "roll."  He made a lot of shiat films after it.
 
2014-03-03 03:20:24 PM

bulldg4life: I really want to see Interstellar. And, I really have no f*cking idea what it is about.


Did you ever see Contact?
 
2014-03-03 03:23:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: Interstellar obviously deals with stars, which are in space, which is dark.  And "dark stars" are repeatedly referenced in "True Detective." I think that maybe the movie might be a secret sequel to the show, like maybe we learn the real truth that Marty is actually the Yellow King and is an alien or something.


You're like a wizard.
 
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