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(Yahoo)   A key witness to the JFK assassination dies abruptly a mere 51 years later, wake UP sheeple   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
    More: Followup, JFK Assassination, JFK, James Tague, Warren Commission, a bullet, Yahoo News  
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6152 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2014 at 2:07 PM (33 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-03 12:56:44 PM  
9 votes:
Oh, subby, no you di'int!

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2014-03-03 02:54:03 PM  
4 votes:
"I guess 50 years later I'm still trying to absorb all of it," Tague told Yahoo in November.

From what I understand, Kennedy absorbed most of it.
2014-03-03 03:38:44 PM  
3 votes:

Point02GPA: Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.


It's amazing that Obama show's up in the comments of every thread about everything on the internet.  And, of course, your comment is correct.

i90.photobucket.com
2014-03-03 03:13:11 PM  
3 votes:

mbillips: book suppository


www.oddfilms.com
2014-03-03 02:49:08 PM  
3 votes:

Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?


Ha ha ha, you dumb bastard. It's a sailboat.
2014-03-03 02:20:08 PM  
3 votes:
For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

Glad to have been set straight.
2014-03-03 03:58:24 PM  
2 votes:
adwhois.com

/face deep in her baconator
2014-03-03 02:52:54 PM  
2 votes:

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


seattle98.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-03 07:42:05 PM  
1 votes:
No wonder Republicans are obsessed with Democratic hair.

Lyndon B. Johnson's hair had Kennedy killed. Because it hated those hippy commie long hairs so much!
2014-03-03 07:40:16 PM  
1 votes:

poonesfarm: [imageshack.com image 720x352]


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OMG! What does Donald Trump's comb-over have to do with the Kennedy Assassination?

Is Shatner's toupee involved in this some how? It is. Isn't it?
2014-03-03 04:31:51 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.com
2014-03-03 03:55:39 PM  
1 votes:

hammettman: Point02GPA: Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.

It's amazing that Obama show's up in the comments of every thread about everything on the internet.  And, of course, your comment is correct.

[i90.photobucket.com image 350x253]


Of course! He's the source of all evil in the world
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2014-03-03 03:51:43 PM  
1 votes:

hammettman: mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...

Yes, the first shot kicked up debris, which gave Oswald a visual from which to correct for his next shots.

Also, something called adrenalin kicked in.

Also, I used to be a conspiracy buff in my youth.  Then I visited a relative's farm and saw what a Marine marksman could do with a bolt action rifle.  JFK was a sitting duck.


Also, remember that the fatal shot was fired when Kennedy was no more than 88 yards from the book depository.   He was moving almost directly away from Oswald, which is the easiest kind of moving target to hit.

Given some time and ammo to sight in the rifle, I could do that with open sights with pretty much any rifle that is decent enough to shoot 6 to 8 MOA*.  In fact, given just a day or so, I could train someone who never touched a rifle before to do the same thing.

*Minute Of Angle, roughly 1" at 100 yards, so a 6 MOA rifle will put all the rounds in a 6" circle at 100 yards, which is pretty damned mediocre.
2014-03-03 03:16:19 PM  
1 votes:

MBooda: wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?

[seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


50% of what Mr.T won't tolerate?
2014-03-03 03:13:49 PM  
1 votes:

VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.


No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.
2014-03-03 03:06:02 PM  
1 votes:

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


gopher321: Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...


Surprisingly small amount of WARREN COMMISHUN COVERUP derp in this thread so far.

Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone. For no reason other than that he was a complete loser who wanted to be important.
2014-03-03 02:53:13 PM  
1 votes:

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


Common mistake, because he was drinking from a schooner (Billy Carter) or drinking on a schooner (Teddy Kennedy).
2014-03-03 02:37:21 PM  
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.


That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.
2014-03-03 02:30:13 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


So, a Frenchman?

/je blague, je blague
2014-03-03 02:26:57 PM  
1 votes:
Which assassination is this now?
cloudfront-media.reason.com
2014-03-03 02:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
Stupid conspiracy theories. Somebody would have talked by now. Well, somebody besides E. Howard Hunt. And this guy. And all the other witnesses who saw gun flame and smoke in an unofficial location.

The simplest explanation is usually the right one: Oswald was the lone gunman, and a mobbed-up, successful nightclub owner sacrificed his life as a free man to avenge Kennedy's killer while the hapless Dallas police looked on. That's how selfless strip club owners are, and I've known a few.
2014-03-03 02:20:43 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: "I was going to meet a cute red head for lunch,"

Aren't we all, buddy.  Aren't we all.


www.burgerbusiness.com
2014-03-03 02:04:49 PM  
1 votes:
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...
 
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