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(Yahoo)   A key witness to the JFK assassination dies abruptly a mere 51 years later, wake UP sheeple   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
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2014-03-03 12:15:54 PM  
I always forget that missed shot should kick up some debris when I'm playing JFK Reloaded.  Maybe that is why my score is never very high.
 
2014-03-03 12:35:55 PM  
He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.
 
2014-03-03 12:56:44 PM  
Oh, subby, no you di'int!

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-03-03 01:27:27 PM  
"I was going to meet a cute red head for lunch,"

Aren't we all, buddy.  Aren't we all.
 
2014-03-03 02:04:49 PM  
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...
 
2014-03-03 02:10:42 PM  
BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS
 
2014-03-03 02:12:55 PM  
I blame Castro. And the mafia.
 
2014-03-03 02:13:14 PM  

dittybopper: Oh, subby, no you di'int!

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x221]


Came here for this.
 
2014-03-03 02:14:15 PM  
Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is
 
2014-03-03 02:18:10 PM  

dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is


A jib is a triangular staysail that sets ahead of the foremast of a sailing vessel.

/Ripped from Wikipedia.
 
2014-03-03 02:19:28 PM  

dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is


A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]
 
2014-03-03 02:20:08 PM  
For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

Glad to have been set straight.
 
2014-03-03 02:20:43 PM  

thamike: "I was going to meet a cute red head for lunch,"

Aren't we all, buddy.  Aren't we all.


www.burgerbusiness.com
 
2014-03-03 02:20:53 PM  

mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]


A type of saw?
 
2014-03-03 02:21:47 PM  
The Curse of Kennedy's Tomb strikes again!
 
2014-03-03 02:22:43 PM  

miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.


That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...
 
2014-03-03 02:25:27 PM  
Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:00 PM  
Stupid conspiracy theories. Somebody would have talked by now. Well, somebody besides E. Howard Hunt. And this guy. And all the other witnesses who saw gun flame and smoke in an unofficial location.

The simplest explanation is usually the right one: Oswald was the lone gunman, and a mobbed-up, successful nightclub owner sacrificed his life as a free man to avenge Kennedy's killer while the hapless Dallas police looked on. That's how selfless strip club owners are, and I've known a few.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:57 PM  
Which assassination is this now?
cloudfront-media.reason.com
 
2014-03-03 02:27:52 PM  

VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?


A couple of wavy lines?
 
2014-03-03 02:28:46 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


I thought it's where you get fitted for a tin hat i.e. The Grassy Noel Society.
 
2014-03-03 02:30:13 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


So, a Frenchman?

/je blague, je blague
 
2014-03-03 02:34:08 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.
 
2014-03-03 02:37:21 PM  

stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.


That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.
 
2014-03-03 02:46:49 PM  

dittybopper: Oh, subby, no you di'int!

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x221]


There it is.
 
2014-03-03 02:49:08 PM  

Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?


Ha ha ha, you dumb bastard. It's a sailboat.
 
2014-03-03 02:49:53 PM  
It was Woody Harrelson's father. Study it out. Seriously, study it out, it gets weird.
 
2014-03-03 02:50:22 PM  

Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?


Brother of a former U.S. president?
 
2014-03-03 02:52:51 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


Sarah Palin's kid?
 
2014-03-03 02:52:54 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


seattle98.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-03 02:53:13 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


Common mistake, because he was drinking from a schooner (Billy Carter) or drinking on a schooner (Teddy Kennedy).
 
2014-03-03 02:54:03 PM  
"I guess 50 years later I'm still trying to absorb all of it," Tague told Yahoo in November.

From what I understand, Kennedy absorbed most of it.
 
2014-03-03 02:57:33 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


No, Kris Kringle is lactose intolerant.
 
2014-03-03 03:05:26 PM  
"JFK blown away
what else do I
have to say'
we didn't start the fire..."

/Billy Joel won't let us forget
 
2014-03-03 03:05:36 PM  
Thanks Obama.

/oblig.
 
2014-03-03 03:06:02 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


gopher321: Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...


Surprisingly small amount of WARREN COMMISHUN COVERUP derp in this thread so far.

Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone. For no reason other than that he was a complete loser who wanted to be important.
 
2014-03-03 03:07:28 PM  
So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...
 
2014-03-03 03:09:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "I guess 50 years later I'm still trying to absorb all of it," Tague told Yahoo in November.

From what I understand, Kennedy absorbed most of it.


How to get ahead in politics.

/Oliver Stone said to be inconsolable.
 
2014-03-03 03:13:11 PM  

mbillips: book suppository


www.oddfilms.com
 
2014-03-03 03:13:39 PM  

mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...


does if you know how to shoot a rifle from a rest.  You fire, correct your aim, and blam!
 
2014-03-03 03:13:44 PM  
A native of Plainfield, Ind., Tague served in the Air Force before settling in Dallas. He sold cars for three decades and managed one of the top dealerships in Dallas before retiring.

Soooo what you are saying is in this instance we do trust car dealers.....ok thanks for clearing that up
 
2014-03-03 03:13:49 PM  

VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.


No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.
 
2014-03-03 03:16:19 PM  

MBooda: wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?

[seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


50% of what Mr.T won't tolerate?
 
2014-03-03 03:18:49 PM  

ZMugg: MBooda: wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?

[seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]

50% of what Mr.T won't tolerate?


No, that's "gibe" - noun: jibe; plural noun: jibes; noun: gibe; plural noun: gibes
    1. An insulting or mocking remark; a taunt.
 
2014-03-03 03:21:23 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


Ummm, mostly because he got a face full of concrete from a bullet that missed what the FARK do you think he was gonna do? Blame it on UFOs? That's like blaming James Brady for the theory that John Hinckley fired more than one shot at Reagan.
 
2014-03-03 03:23:42 PM  

mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...


Yes, the first shot kicked up debris, which gave Oswald a visual from which to correct for his next shots.

Also, something called adrenalin kicked in.

Also, I used to be a conspiracy buff in my youth.  Then I visited a relative's farm and saw what a Marine marksman could do with a bolt action rifle.  JFK was a sitting duck.
 
2014-03-03 03:29:35 PM  

RIP TRASHY HOLE

www.eonline.com

 
2014-03-03 03:34:52 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.

No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.



Oh God...and I thought I was the only one to see that friggin awful movie. Thanks for the bad memories.
 
2014-03-03 03:36:51 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Stupid conspiracy theories. Somebody would have talked by now. Well, somebody besides E. Howard Hunt. And this guy. And all the other witnesses who saw gun flame and smoke in an unofficial location.

The simplest explanation is usually the right one: Oswald was the lone gunman, and a mobbed-up, successful nightclub owner sacrificed his life as a free man to avenge Kennedy's killer while the hapless Dallas police looked on. That's how selfless strip club owners are, and I've known a few.


It's been well-established that Jack Ruby's presence in the DPD basement was sheer coincidence, no matter how much conspiracy theorists would like to believe (or prove) otherwise.

As for the rest... I don't know.

/grew up in DFW
//Mom was working downtown at the courthouse on 11/22/63
///she never believed Oswald acted alone
 
2014-03-03 03:38:44 PM  

Point02GPA: Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.


It's amazing that Obama show's up in the comments of every thread about everything on the internet.  And, of course, your comment is correct.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-03 03:40:35 PM  
"Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....
 
2014-03-03 03:48:39 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."


Elvis did it from a UFO on orders from Nixon
 
2014-03-03 03:50:23 PM  
ONE of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone
 
2014-03-03 03:51:43 PM  

hammettman: mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...

Yes, the first shot kicked up debris, which gave Oswald a visual from which to correct for his next shots.

Also, something called adrenalin kicked in.

Also, I used to be a conspiracy buff in my youth.  Then I visited a relative's farm and saw what a Marine marksman could do with a bolt action rifle.  JFK was a sitting duck.


Also, remember that the fatal shot was fired when Kennedy was no more than 88 yards from the book depository.   He was moving almost directly away from Oswald, which is the easiest kind of moving target to hit.

Given some time and ammo to sight in the rifle, I could do that with open sights with pretty much any rifle that is decent enough to shoot 6 to 8 MOA*.  In fact, given just a day or so, I could train someone who never touched a rifle before to do the same thing.

*Minute Of Angle, roughly 1" at 100 yards, so a 6 MOA rifle will put all the rounds in a 6" circle at 100 yards, which is pretty damned mediocre.
 
2014-03-03 03:52:06 PM  
The more I learn about it, the more I understand why we have so many conspiracy theories. They effed up several parts of the investigation. They hid some mistakes. They put a lot of info under lock-and-key for a very long time. Throw in a run of high-profile assassinations at the time, the cold war, and Vietnam and you have ample fuel for the imagination.

I seriously doubt you could get enough people to be silent long enough to carry out a conspiracy, much less keep it hidden. I understand what motivates the believers, and I don't judge them too harshly.
 
2014-03-03 03:55:39 PM  

hammettman: Point02GPA: Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.

It's amazing that Obama show's up in the comments of every thread about everything on the internet.  And, of course, your comment is correct.

[i90.photobucket.com image 350x253]


Of course! He's the source of all evil in the world
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 03:58:24 PM  
adwhois.com

/face deep in her baconator
 
2014-03-03 04:04:51 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [adwhois.com image 300x298]

/face deep in her baconator


I really DO wish that the commerdcials weren't so bone-jarringly stupid. That girl is so farking hot! Of course, they also shouldn't have debuted her at the same time they were running the commercials of the real Wendy, that just made the 'real' one look worse, poor lady.
 
2014-03-03 04:09:46 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The more I learn about it, the more I understand why we have so many conspiracy theories. They effed up several parts of the investigation. They hid some mistakes. They put a lot of info under lock-and-key for a very long time. Throw in a run of high-profile assassinations at the time, the cold war, and Vietnam and you have ample fuel for the imagination.

I seriously doubt you could get enough people to be silent long enough to carry out a conspiracy, much less keep it hidden. I understand what motivates the believers, and I don't judge them too harshly.


That is similar to the same reason that Communist countries get so farking out of hand. It starts out with a bunch of noble ideals about "the workers". Then people start realizing it's not working quite as well as they would have hoped, but they just had a lot of people give a lot up in its name, so they start with little coverups, then those get bigger, and those coverups require coverups, and so on. Pretty soon, the idealistic "Leaders of the People" are living in palaces while their people starve. It's the same kind of cycle, IMHO. Little White Lies require bigger and bigger lies, and things start smelling fishy, or a little bit of the word gets out, and things escalate in one direction from there, while the coverups get more elaborate and more "evidence" of the original conspiracy is incivered as those elaborate coverups start to fall apart.

The worst part is when some of the stuff mixed up in these stories turns oiut to be true, and everyone writes it all off later on because the overall conspiracy was proven wrong. People end up getting away with shiat.
 
2014-03-03 04:17:29 PM  

mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]


...which is what Kennedy forgot to do that day...
 
2014-03-03 04:23:36 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....


Saw the Zapruder film.  Not a right winger by any stretch of the imagination.  You realize of course that a human body does not react like a watermelon when it takes a hit.  Reflexes kick in.  If something causes massive trauma to my right side I might jerk back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.
 
2014-03-03 04:25:06 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....


I think JFK assassination theories are rare examples of mostly left wing derp, actually.
 
2014-03-03 04:27:36 PM  

just_intonation: It's been well-established that Jack Ruby's presence in the DPD basement was sheer coincidence, no matter how much conspiracy theorists would like to believe (or prove) otherwise.


OK, but why would he ruin his life by killing a guy who was all set to be executed anyway (once the formalities were taken care of)? That's the least credible part of the official story of the assassination.

What could Jack Ruby possibly have thought he was doing, other than keeping Oswald from going to trial?
 
2014-03-03 04:31:51 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-03-03 04:41:38 PM  
Has everybody seen this stabilized and interpolated version of the Zapruder film?
 
2014-03-03 04:58:05 PM  

steve_wmn: Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....

Saw the Zapruder film.  Not a right winger by any stretch of the imagination.  You realize of course that a human body does not react like a watermelon when it takes a hit.  Reflexes kick in.  If something causes massive trauma to my right side I might jerk back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.


I have heard military snipers talk about getting in a head shot that jellies the brain stem and the body makes a ragdoll drop, no reflexes twitch.

Back and to the left is supposed to be a mass ejection reaction.
 
2014-03-03 05:20:34 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


How dare he get hit with debris and therefore ruin your wallowing in mental illness years later!  What an asshole.
 
2014-03-03 05:25:22 PM  

stuhayes2010: I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.


That seems awfully convenient.
 
2014-03-03 05:27:37 PM  
I'm willing to believe almost anything except the "accepted" story.
Aliens working with the CIA - maybe
CIA working with anybody capable of pulling a trigger - sure
Gerald Ford casting his vote so he gets to be president a few years later?

More likely than you'd think.
Remember, the beginning of the Ford administration we had an appointed president and vice president.
cue the creepy music.
 
2014-03-03 05:33:05 PM  

Geotpf: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

...which is what Kennedy forgot to do that day...


I'm sure it just slipped his mind
 
2014-03-03 05:58:23 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....


I've seen the Zapruder film.  Have *you* seen the Nix film, the Muchmore film, the Altgens photo, the Moorman photo, CE 399, CE 567, CE 569, and the dozens of other pieces of evidence that conspiracy theorists make a habit of ignoring?
 
2014-03-03 05:58:26 PM  
In June 1960 and September 1963, the FBI suspected someone was using Oswald's identity. Oswald's best friend in Dallas was an aristocrat with intelligence connections to three countries, and who only made friends with Oswald at the behest of a CIA agent. Oswald's family and his belongings were at the residence of a woman with 3 familial intelligence connections and who helped him get his job at the TSBD.

Oswald wasn't just "some guy."

And then consider the kindly nightclub owner who heroically put his life on the line to spare the feelings of the former first lady. What strip club owner from Chicago wouldn't want to jump up and face the death penalty for a woman's honor? And to think he did it in a basement full of policemen who were guarding the most important prisoner in the world... whoa.

Adele Edison, Richard Case Nagell, Sylvia & Annie Odio, Lillian Spingler, Wally Weston, Shari Angel Weston, Elizabeth Cole, Eugene Dinkin, Joseph Milteer, Bill De Mar (William D. Crowe, Jr.), Rose Cherami (Melba Christine Marcades) all had interesting stories that strongly suggest foreknowledge of the assassination or of an connection between Oswald and Ruby.

Everyone who believes Oswald did it alone, seems to think he did it to become important. Yet every - single - opportunity he had to speak with reporters after the assassination he strongly denied shooting anyone. Funny way to try to get into the history books. The cops and feds questioned Oswald for 30 hours, yet they made no audio or stenographic recording of his statements.

Think about that for just a bit.
 
2014-03-03 06:05:12 PM  

tirob: Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....

I've seen the Zapruder film.  Have *you* seen the Nix film, the Muchmore film, the Altgens photo, the Moorman photo, CE 399, CE 567, CE 569, and the dozens of other pieces of evidence that conspiracy theorists make a habit of ignoring?


You live in a world where conspiracy theorists ignore the magic bullet?
 
2014-03-03 06:05:32 PM  

VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.


LONGER THAN YOU THINK, BUSH! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!
 
2014-03-03 06:24:04 PM  

gopher321: Cerebral Knievel: VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.

No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.


Oh God...and I thought I was the only one to see that friggin awful movie. Thanks for the bad memories.


It's not just a friggin awful movie - it's almost every other discussion topic on Coast to Coast AM.

/i kid
//stopped listening years ago
///slashies!
 
2014-03-03 06:29:08 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: tirob: Kurmudgeon: "Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone."

Never saw the Zapruder film, I see.
/right wing derp is forever.....

I've seen the Zapruder film.  Have *you* seen the Nix film, the Muchmore film, the Altgens photo, the Moorman photo, CE 399, CE 567, CE 569, and the dozens of other pieces of evidence that conspiracy theorists make a habit of ignoring?

You live in a world where conspiracy theorists ignore the magic bullet?


I live in a world where they talk about a "magic bullet" without having looked at CE 399.  This bullet, which was matched ballistically to the C2766 Carcano rifle that Oswald owned, had clearly hit something, or someone, before it was retrieved.

www.maryferrell.org
 
2014-03-03 06:36:51 PM  
thatguyoverthere70:  every - single - opportunity he had to speak with reporters after the assassination he strongly denied shooting anyone.

Think about that for just a bit.


My recollection is that when a reporter asked Oswald whether he had shot Kennedy, his response was, "I have not been charged with that."  That ain't no denial.

If he ever denied that he shot Patrolman JD Tippit, he was probably lying, given the mountain of eyewitness and ballistic evidence that suggests that he did.  Incidentally, Oswald tried to pull the same gun he used to kill Tippit on another cop, Nick McDonald, when he was arrested at the Texas Theater.
 
2014-03-03 06:37:42 PM  
Three brothers dead under very mysterious circumstances? The forth brother tries suicide twice. A young sister has abhorrent memories scraped from her mind. Their offspring linked to deaths by drug overdoses and lack of skiing skills. Sounds more European than American.
 
2014-03-03 07:14:58 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-03 07:21:03 PM  
Captain Horatio Mindblower:

OK, but why would he ruin his life by killing a guy who was all set to be executed anyway (once the formalities were taken care of)? That's the least credible part of the official story of the assassination.

What could Jack Ruby possibly have thought he was doing, other than keeping Oswald from going to trial?


***Why? Because it was in perfect character with who Jack Ruby was. He was impulsive and prone to violence. Check out Gary Wills and Ovid Demarest's book on Ruby, published in 1968 just a year after Ruby died. They talked with plenty of people who knew Ruby and nearly everyone was not surprised that he had shot Oswald. He was troubled by Kennedy's death and already being mentally unhinged got it into his mind that he needed to do something to keep Jackie Kennedy from coming back to testify at a trial. If Ruby hadn't already been in the vicinity of the Dallas Police Department that Sunday morning, after having wired some money to one of his dancers, history would have been much different.

The thing about the conspiracy crowd is that they get so caught up in all their grand elaborate theories they get further and further away from those who actually acted - Oswald and Ruby. Just reading about the two of them and their backgrounds, what they did that weekend was completely within character.
 
2014-03-03 07:25:11 PM  
thatguyoverthere70:

Adele Edison, Richard Case Nagell, Sylvia & Annie Odio, Lillian Spingler, Wally Weston, Shari Angel Weston, Elizabeth Cole, Eugene Dinkin, Joseph Milteer, Bill De Mar (William D. Crowe, Jr.), Rose Cherami (Melba Christine Marcades) all had interesting stories that strongly suggest foreknowledge of the assassination or of an connection between Oswald and Ruby.

****Interesting, yes. Credible? Uh, not so much.
There was no connection between Ruby and Oswald. They never met until that Sunday morning...
 
2014-03-03 07:37:00 PM  
The Conspiracy is like the Curse of King Tut's Tomb. It'll lay low and get you when you're 96. Or it's like Bermuda Triangle--it's polygonal and every where!
 
2014-03-03 07:40:16 PM  

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OMG! What does Donald Trump's comb-over have to do with the Kennedy Assassination?

Is Shatner's toupee involved in this some how? It is. Isn't it?
 
2014-03-03 07:42:05 PM  
No wonder Republicans are obsessed with Democratic hair.

Lyndon B. Johnson's hair had Kennedy killed. Because it hated those hippy commie long hairs so much!
 
2014-03-03 09:43:41 PM  
Where did the bullet enter JFK?
www.jfklancer.com
 
2014-03-03 11:04:23 PM  

USAF Retired: [i14.photobucket.com image 540x720]


I'm from Dallas, and all I can say is "Too soon, man, too soon".

/also, where's the rest of downtown Dallas? should be right behind the Prez from that angle
 
2014-03-03 11:13:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-04 03:06:39 AM  
I told Jack that George Bush would get him....but he just wouldn't listen.
 
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