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(Yahoo)   A key witness to the JFK assassination dies abruptly a mere 51 years later, wake UP sheeple   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
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2014-03-03 12:15:54 PM  
I always forget that missed shot should kick up some debris when I'm playing JFK Reloaded.  Maybe that is why my score is never very high.
 
2014-03-03 12:35:55 PM  
He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.
 
2014-03-03 12:56:44 PM  
Oh, subby, no you di'int!

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-03-03 01:27:27 PM  
"I was going to meet a cute red head for lunch,"

Aren't we all, buddy.  Aren't we all.
 
2014-03-03 02:04:49 PM  
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...
 
2014-03-03 02:10:42 PM  
BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS
 
2014-03-03 02:12:55 PM  
I blame Castro. And the mafia.
 
2014-03-03 02:13:14 PM  

dittybopper: Oh, subby, no you di'int!

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x221]


Came here for this.
 
2014-03-03 02:14:15 PM  
Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is
 
2014-03-03 02:18:10 PM  

dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is


A jib is a triangular staysail that sets ahead of the foremast of a sailing vessel.

/Ripped from Wikipedia.
 
2014-03-03 02:19:28 PM  

dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is


A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]
 
2014-03-03 02:20:08 PM  
For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

Glad to have been set straight.
 
2014-03-03 02:20:43 PM  

thamike: "I was going to meet a cute red head for lunch,"

Aren't we all, buddy.  Aren't we all.


www.burgerbusiness.com
 
2014-03-03 02:20:53 PM  

mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]


A type of saw?
 
2014-03-03 02:21:47 PM  
The Curse of Kennedy's Tomb strikes again!
 
2014-03-03 02:22:43 PM  

miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.


That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...
 
2014-03-03 02:25:27 PM  
Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:00 PM  
Stupid conspiracy theories. Somebody would have talked by now. Well, somebody besides E. Howard Hunt. And this guy. And all the other witnesses who saw gun flame and smoke in an unofficial location.

The simplest explanation is usually the right one: Oswald was the lone gunman, and a mobbed-up, successful nightclub owner sacrificed his life as a free man to avenge Kennedy's killer while the hapless Dallas police looked on. That's how selfless strip club owners are, and I've known a few.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:57 PM  
Which assassination is this now?
cloudfront-media.reason.com
 
2014-03-03 02:27:52 PM  

VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?


A couple of wavy lines?
 
2014-03-03 02:28:46 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


I thought it's where you get fitted for a tin hat i.e. The Grassy Noel Society.
 
2014-03-03 02:30:13 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


So, a Frenchman?

/je blague, je blague
 
2014-03-03 02:34:08 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.
 
2014-03-03 02:37:21 PM  

stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.


That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.
 
2014-03-03 02:46:49 PM  

dittybopper: Oh, subby, no you di'int!

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x221]


There it is.
 
2014-03-03 02:49:08 PM  

Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?


Ha ha ha, you dumb bastard. It's a sailboat.
 
2014-03-03 02:49:53 PM  
It was Woody Harrelson's father. Study it out. Seriously, study it out, it gets weird.
 
2014-03-03 02:50:22 PM  

Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?


Brother of a former U.S. president?
 
2014-03-03 02:52:51 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


Sarah Palin's kid?
 
2014-03-03 02:52:54 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


seattle98.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-03 02:53:13 PM  

wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?


Common mistake, because he was drinking from a schooner (Billy Carter) or drinking on a schooner (Teddy Kennedy).
 
2014-03-03 02:54:03 PM  
"I guess 50 years later I'm still trying to absorb all of it," Tague told Yahoo in November.

From what I understand, Kennedy absorbed most of it.
 
2014-03-03 02:57:33 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: miss diminutive: For years I thought the grassy knoll was a reference to a pothead named Noel who had some beef with the President.

That's OK. I thought it was "GASSY Noel". I was thinking of a flatulent Frenchman...


No, Kris Kringle is lactose intolerant.
 
2014-03-03 03:05:26 PM  
"JFK blown away
what else do I
have to say'
we didn't start the fire..."

/Billy Joel won't let us forget
 
2014-03-03 03:05:36 PM  
Thanks Obama.

/oblig.
 
2014-03-03 03:06:02 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


gopher321: Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left.
Back...and to the left...


Surprisingly small amount of WARREN COMMISHUN COVERUP derp in this thread so far.

Oswald did it, from the sixth floor window of the book suppository, acting alone. For no reason other than that he was a complete loser who wanted to be important.
 
2014-03-03 03:07:28 PM  
So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...
 
2014-03-03 03:09:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "I guess 50 years later I'm still trying to absorb all of it," Tague told Yahoo in November.

From what I understand, Kennedy absorbed most of it.


How to get ahead in politics.

/Oliver Stone said to be inconsolable.
 
2014-03-03 03:13:11 PM  

mbillips: book suppository


www.oddfilms.com
 
2014-03-03 03:13:39 PM  

mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...


does if you know how to shoot a rifle from a rest.  You fire, correct your aim, and blam!
 
2014-03-03 03:13:44 PM  
A native of Plainfield, Ind., Tague served in the Air Force before settling in Dallas. He sold cars for three decades and managed one of the top dealerships in Dallas before retiring.

Soooo what you are saying is in this instance we do trust car dealers.....ok thanks for clearing that up
 
2014-03-03 03:13:49 PM  

VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.


No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.
 
2014-03-03 03:16:19 PM  

MBooda: wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?

[seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


50% of what Mr.T won't tolerate?
 
2014-03-03 03:18:49 PM  

ZMugg: MBooda: wxboy: Evil Mackerel: VladTheEmailer: mainsail: dragonchild: Not a knee-slapping funny headline, but I liked the cut of subby's jib.

/ whatever the hell a jib is

A type of Irish dance.

[ducks, runs]

A type of saw?

A couple of wavy lines?

Brother of a former U.S. president?

[seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]

50% of what Mr.T won't tolerate?


No, that's "gibe" - noun: jibe; plural noun: jibes; noun: gibe; plural noun: gibes
    1. An insulting or mocking remark; a taunt.
 
2014-03-03 03:21:23 PM  

JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.


Ummm, mostly because he got a face full of concrete from a bullet that missed what the FARK do you think he was gonna do? Blame it on UFOs? That's like blaming James Brady for the theory that John Hinckley fired more than one shot at Reagan.
 
2014-03-03 03:23:42 PM  

mikalmd: So the 1st shot missed when he had a lot of time to  aim and then 2 quick shots for the kill...Makes a lot of sense to me...


Yes, the first shot kicked up debris, which gave Oswald a visual from which to correct for his next shots.

Also, something called adrenalin kicked in.

Also, I used to be a conspiracy buff in my youth.  Then I visited a relative's farm and saw what a Marine marksman could do with a bolt action rifle.  JFK was a sitting duck.
 
2014-03-03 03:29:35 PM  

RIP TRASHY HOLE

www.eonline.com

 
2014-03-03 03:34:52 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: VladTheEmailer: stuhayes2010: JerkyMeat: He re-enforced the magic bullet theory. Good riddance to part of the problem.

Let me know when all the "19 muslim hijackers pulled off 911" witnesses are dead.

I'm pretty sure all the 9/11 witnesses who saw hijackers on the planes died on September 11, 2001.

That's what you think.  They were teleported off the plane using alien technology but unfortunately they were driven mad by the experience so they've been kept hidden ever since.

No... just ...
No

The planes on 9/11 were intercepted right at the point of impact by time travellers from earths own future. The passengers where removed, and transported to the future to repopulate the planet because the nuclear wars left humanity sterile.



Oh God...and I thought I was the only one to see that friggin awful movie. Thanks for the bad memories.
 
2014-03-03 03:36:51 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: Stupid conspiracy theories. Somebody would have talked by now. Well, somebody besides E. Howard Hunt. And this guy. And all the other witnesses who saw gun flame and smoke in an unofficial location.

The simplest explanation is usually the right one: Oswald was the lone gunman, and a mobbed-up, successful nightclub owner sacrificed his life as a free man to avenge Kennedy's killer while the hapless Dallas police looked on. That's how selfless strip club owners are, and I've known a few.


It's been well-established that Jack Ruby's presence in the DPD basement was sheer coincidence, no matter how much conspiracy theorists would like to believe (or prove) otherwise.

As for the rest... I don't know.

/grew up in DFW
//Mom was working downtown at the courthouse on 11/22/63
///she never believed Oswald acted alone
 
2014-03-03 03:38:44 PM  

Point02GPA: Of course Obama is behind this "hit". For someone who wasn't even born on this continent he sure knows how to play the game.


It's amazing that Obama show's up in the comments of every thread about everything on the internet.  And, of course, your comment is correct.

i90.photobucket.com
 
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