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(Courier-Journal)   And Lo, Jesus said unto the Apostles: "Set upon them with the AK-47. Slay ye every last one of them, and I shall sort them out. So sayeth the Lord"   (courier-journal.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-03 01:09:20 PM  
5 votes:

the_end_is_rear: It was sometime after 9/11 when patriotism and religion got in bed with each other.
And it has been downhill ever since.

Cuz we all know that Jesus carried an AK-47 to make his dick feel big and ready.
Right?


This has been going on since the 50s, man, with the modern Republican party anyway.  Since forever otherwise.

i60.tinypic.com
2014-03-03 12:58:05 PM  
4 votes:
If human history shows us anything, it's that religious fundamentalism and guns are always a great combination.
2014-03-03 01:14:17 PM  
3 votes:
Christianity: The only religion that will mold and modify itself as a marketing tactic in order to gain converts. For example: Christian Goth, Jews for Jesus, Christian Hardcore, and so on.

If honesty about your religious beliefs isn't palatable enough for another person to accept them as your own faith, that you have to modify your image or even your doctrine to get butts in the pews, then it isn't a religion at all but instead it's a fraud.
2014-03-03 01:35:15 PM  
2 votes:

HeadLever: DarkSoulNoHope: Christianity: The only religion that will mold and modify itself as a marketing tactic in order to gain converts. For example: Christian Goth, Jews for Jesus, Christian Hardcore, and so on.

Lol, No.


So one nearly empty website supposedly "proves your point" while Christianity has been shown to use massive amounts of funding and people to attempt to convert people to it's religion. I think you're slipping in your troll tactics.

Here are some websites for you:

http://www.christiangoth.com/

http://www.jewsforjesus.org/

http://www.answering-islam.org/

This is the closest "Messianic Jewish Synagogue" to my town: www.bethzion.org

Hipster Christianity too thanks to the son of Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker: http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/201789551.html

Christians do this to gain butts in pews, because they know their beliefs aren't palatable to anyone once that person thinks about it, so Christians instead try tricking people with commonalities and peer pressure because honesty doesn't fill the collection plate at the end of the service.
2014-03-03 01:04:05 PM  
2 votes:
On the plus side, there's a significant chance those guns will kill their white-trash red state owners.
2014-03-03 03:35:45 PM  
1 votes:
Those same morons would go nuts if the local Mosque gave away weapons.
2014-03-03 03:27:27 PM  
1 votes:
What a Kentucky preacher may look like

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2014-03-03 02:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
And lo, Jesus did multiply the AK47s and thus the 5000 were armed.
2014-03-03 01:41:15 PM  
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: It was sometime after 9/11 when patriotism and religion got in bed with each other.
And it has been downhill ever since.

Cuz we all know that Jesus carried an AK-47 to make his dick feel big and ready.
Right?


Ah, yes, the obligatory Markley's Law violation.  Congratulations on being so [sarcasm] edgy and original [/sarcasm].
2014-03-03 01:24:19 PM  
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Carn: the_end_is_rear: It was sometime after 9/11 when patriotism and religion got in bed with each other.
And it has been downhill ever since.

Cuz we all know that Jesus carried an AK-47 to make his dick feel big and ready.
Right?

This has been going on since the 50s, man, with the modern Republican party anyway.  Since forever otherwise.

[i60.tinypic.com image 400x287]

Ahhhhh yikes. Too true.
I stand corrected.


Yeah.  During the Cold War, religion was the thing most Americans glommed onto in order to separate themselves from those "godless commies."  And, for the most part, up until Reagan started his craven pandering to them, it had a somewhat distant relationship with our politicians.

Sadly, after 9/11, religion in America went from simply being something "patriotically correct" to becoming the foundation of our current wave of insane Nationalism and twisted sense of exceptionalism.

So, yeah.  You're partly right.
2014-03-03 01:20:33 PM  
1 votes:
If you need giveaways and tent events like a used car dealership, you probably have a pretty crappy god.
2014-03-03 01:11:44 PM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: On the plus side, there's a significant chance those guns will kill their white-trash red state owners.


Doubtful.  a 17 HMR (as shown in TFA) is not exactly at the pinnacle of armor-piercing, assault-weaponing power.  Its a squirrel gun.
2014-03-03 01:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
Christ what assholes
2014-03-03 01:06:18 PM  
1 votes:
i61.tinypic.com

/oblig
2014-03-03 01:03:45 PM  
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: If human history shows us anything, it's that religious fundamentalism and guns are always a great combination.


Any -ism with guns is a sure-fire recipe for happy-happy-fun-time
2014-03-03 01:00:02 PM  
1 votes:

duffblue: I'd take a free AK, have you seen how much they go for nowadays?


This.
2014-03-03 12:57:11 PM  
1 votes:
I'd take a free AK, have you seen how much they go for nowadays?
 
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