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(CNN)   12 year old who will go blind soon to get a trip to see the Boston Celtics in person. Older brothers who also will go blind to advise him to go to a strip club instead   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-03-03 02:18:32 PM  
3 votes:

WTP 2: WHY NOT BOTH !


No one wants to watch the Celtics strip.  You're gross.
2014-03-03 01:14:16 PM  
3 votes:
It... It 'twas... soap poisoning!
2014-03-03 01:25:27 PM  
2 votes:
Why is everyone so down on the sweet ballet that is tanking?

cgraves67: His brothers are right. You can always listen to a basketball game, you can't braille a stripper.


False
2014-03-03 02:02:33 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: SnakeLee: Why is everyone so down on the sweet ballet that is tanking?

cgraves67: His brothers are right. You can always listen to a basketball game, you can't braille a stripper.

False

Yeah, but a lot of the places that let you "braille a stripper" don't have the cleanest ones to begin with. Try explaining herpes fingers to your SO.


Not to mention that if they know you're blind they may be sticking the ugliest, nastiest of their strippers in your corner and leaving the eye-pleasing ones to the sighted patrons.
2014-03-03 01:41:56 PM  
1 vote:

SnakeLee: Why is everyone so down on the sweet ballet that is tanking?

cgraves67: His brothers are right. You can always listen to a basketball game, you can't braille a stripper.

False


Yeah, but a lot of the places that let you "braille a stripper" don't have the cleanest ones to begin with. Try explaining herpes fingers to your SO.
2014-03-03 01:28:28 PM  
1 vote:
 "This year we're going to try and fill his world with as many beautiful images as we can,"

static4.therichestimages.com

Poor kid...
 
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