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(CBC)   Meet Server Froze. He has a drivers license, credit cards, loans, a better credit rating than you do, and he doesn't exist   ( ) divider line 13
    More: Scary, Server Froze, credit cards, credit rating, identity theft, credit bureaus, John Russo, loans  
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11624 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2014 at 12:45 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-03 01:05:37 PM  
5 votes:
F'ing great
2014-03-03 12:47:40 PM  
5 votes:
2014-03-03 12:11:38 PM  
4 votes:
2014-03-03 12:52:12 PM  
3 votes:
Well, you could get... creative.
2014-03-03 01:44:18 PM  
2 votes:

"When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian Mcgee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was 17 "
2014-03-03 12:56:43 PM  
2 votes:
Stealing real identities is bad enough, but what kind of evil horrible bastard steals the identity of a fake person!  It's an absolute outrage that they'd steal the identity of someone who can't fight back.
2014-03-03 12:45:32 PM  
2 votes:
...and his good friend Overflow, Stack.
2014-03-03 03:14:59 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: because I was too late due to meatworld f*ckery

This is now the name of my Autobiography.
2014-03-03 02:31:00 PM  
1 vote:

haemaker: Can't believe you farkers aren't versed in the classics.

Or we are just sick of wading through the same first fifty posts of tired old tropes every goddamn time a story sort of sounds like that one movie most people have seen, and idiots act like you'll win a blowjob and the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster if you're the quickest at GIS and copy/paste
2014-03-03 02:22:41 PM  
1 vote:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Nogrhi: ...and his good friend Overflow, Stack.

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

Interesting thought... 'stack overflow' does sound like a large boobs / small bra scenario.
2014-03-03 02:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-03 02:12:23 PM  
1 vote:
"Synthetic Identity"? I thought those were called "corporations"...
2014-03-03 01:58:33 PM  
1 vote:
What Server Froze may look like

Oh, and Fark?  I am disappoint.
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