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(USA Today)   Just for fun, here's a picture of Kate Upton and a patriotic swimsuit   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 13
    More: Silly, Kate Upton, catch up to a fastball, Bryan Holaday, swimsuit models, swimsuit issue, Joba Chamberlain, Justin Verlander, sports magazine  
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2014-03-03 12:41:09 PM  
I can just imagine the conversation:

[Kate Upton, lounging around in patriotic swimsuit. Bryan Holaday, looking goofy.]

Bryan Holaday: Hey, you look great in that suit!
Kate Upton: I bet you'd look great in it too.
Holaday: How about you change out of it for me, and I'll let you tweet a pic of me in it.
Upton: OK!
(shuffle, shuffle, squeak, squeak)
Farkers: Godammitsomuch!

/lucky guy
 
2014-03-03 01:52:46 PM  

Kuta: I can just imagine the conversation:

[Kate Upton, lounging around in patriotic swimsuit. Bryan Holaday, looking goofy.]

Bryan Holaday: Hey, you look great in that suit!
Kate Upton: I bet you'd look great in it too.
Holaday: How about you change out of it for me, and I'll let you tweet a pic of me in it.
Upton: OK!
(shuffle, shuffle, squeak, squeak)
Farkers: Godammitsomuch!

/lucky guy


I know, I've been trying to find a tiny sombrero for YEARS
 
2014-03-03 02:16:45 PM  
I'm going all in on Studman here, but she is quite homely looking for a supermodel and the "dolled up" pics of her prove she is high maintenance and needs a lot of work to make her supermodel image.

Verlander could do a lot better. My guess is that she's a barrel of monkeys in the sack. Probably does A2M...
 
2014-03-03 02:37:59 PM  
curses.
 
2014-03-03 02:46:18 PM  

Dick Gozinya: I'm going all in on Studman here, but she is quite homely looking for a supermodel and the "dolled up" pics of her prove she is high maintenance and needs a lot of work to make her supermodel image.

Verlander could do a lot better. My guess is that she's a barrel of monkeys in the sack. Probably does A2M...


Whatever, if she asked me to put on a stars&stripes swimsuit I wouldn't say no.
 
2014-03-03 03:02:28 PM  

Dick Gozinya: I'm going all in on Studman here, but she is quite homely looking for a supermodel and the "dolled up" pics of her prove she is high maintenance and needs a lot of work to make her supermodel image.

Verlander could do a lot better. My guess is that she's a barrel of monkeys in the sack. Probably does A2M...


She won't age well as far as supermodels go (Cindi Crawford, Rachel Hunter, etc..), but, I've hit far worse. Been lucky enough to have 1 or 2 with world class bodies, but they were crazy, and not the good kind.
 
2014-03-03 03:32:51 PM  
iron_city_ap:

She won't age well as far as supermodels go (Cindi Crawford, Rachel Hunter, etc..), but, I've hit far worse.

No way, I don't believe you.
 
2014-03-03 04:50:36 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: iron_city_ap:

She won't age well as far as supermodels go (Cindi Crawford, Rachel Hunter, etc..), but, I've hit far worse.

No way, I don't believe you.


I would show you the pics, but the cameras broke
 
2014-03-03 06:32:33 PM  
There was nothing fun about that pic.
 
2014-03-03 07:31:21 PM  
Damn you, Subby.  Now I will need some bleach for my eyes and something for my brain to get that image out of my head.
 
2014-03-03 08:31:43 PM  
Flagrant false advertising.
 
2014-03-03 11:50:17 PM  
Huh, so that's where Joba Chamberlain ended up.

//best of luck to him.
 
2014-03-04 05:11:15 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: iron_city_ap:

She won't age well as far as supermodels go (Cindi Crawford, Rachel Hunter, etc..), but, I've hit far worse.

No way, I don't believe you.


So you think he'shiat BETTER?
 
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