Clint_Torres: Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur."They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.Tasteless amateurs. The only chip flavor worth stealing is Sour Cream and Onion.Also, Corned Beef Thief is my new name. Patent pending.
Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....CaucasianFTFY
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