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(Chronicle Herald)   The Dude identified as main suspect in Canadian robbery that selectively took chips, chococlate bars and corned beef from a Lion's Club banquet: "They took the Kahlua. They even took the milk to go with it"   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 26
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2014-03-03 11:10:57 AM
But he told me that the old man said he could take any booze he wanted from the bar.
 
2014-03-03 11:43:47 AM
Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.
 
2014-03-03 11:45:03 AM
Where's The Beef!
 
2014-03-03 11:45:57 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 11:50:40 AM
Don't have a brown cow, man!
 
2014-03-03 11:52:00 AM
Had it ever occurred to you that, you know....they robbed themselves, man.
 
2014-03-03 11:53:30 AM
They even took the last can of Who Hash!
 
2014-03-03 11:54:46 AM
"Friday night it was very selective stealing. When they took the Kahlua, they even took the milk to go with it."
Some beer, vodka and rum, as well as one bottle of wine, went missing. Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur.
"They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.
Same with the chocolate bars - only a certain few types would do. And no other soda but Pepsi was taken.
It was during the second break and enter that the corned beef is believed to have vanished, though it wasn't detected until Tuesday.
Although police are tight-lipped about their investigation, word spread in the community that someone who threw a house party on the weekend was allegedly seen serving liquor from bottles with the measured pour spouts bartenders use.
Information was also passed on that a man had knocked on someone's door to ask if they wanted to buy beer.


Oh, Canada.  Even your criminals are (mostly) adorable.
 
2014-03-03 12:04:16 PM
media.247sports.com
 
2014-03-03 12:05:34 PM
This is not a good time to be a White Russian....
 
2014-03-03 12:07:47 PM
Never steal meat from a lion.
 
2014-03-03 12:10:45 PM

Cortez the Killer: Had it ever occurred to you that, you know....they robbed themselves, man.


I think that's what subby is saying.  The quote was from the secretary.  This headline either attributes it to "The dude identified...", or, this headline is dildos.
 
2014-03-03 12:18:32 PM
Abides.
 
2014-03-03 12:23:11 PM
Kids
 
2014-03-03 12:28:52 PM
Beggars can't be choosers ... but thieves can.
 
2014-03-03 12:38:03 PM
Say what you will about Lion's Clubs, dude, it's an ethos
 
2014-03-03 12:45:00 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....Caucasian

FTFY

 
2014-03-03 12:47:45 PM
Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur.
"They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.


Tasteless amateurs. The only chip flavor worth stealing is Sour Cream and Onion.

Also, Corned Beef Thief is my new name. Patent pending.
 
2014-03-03 12:56:20 PM

Mudd's woman: Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....Caucasian

FTFY


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2014-03-03 01:06:18 PM

Clint_Torres: Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur.
"They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.

Tasteless amateurs. The only chip flavor worth stealing is Sour Cream and Onion.

Also, Corned Beef Thief is my new name. Patent pending.


In Canada, 'Zesty Mordant' and 'Dressed All Over' are the best potato chips.
 
2014-03-03 01:07:39 PM
"Who".

The Dude identified as main suspect in Canadian robbery WHO selectively took chips...
 
2014-03-03 01:18:23 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-03 01:25:46 PM
Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.

What does that even mean?
 
2014-03-03 01:51:07 PM

buckler: Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.

What does that even mean?


They have to eject the warp core before it assplodes!
 
2014-03-03 09:14:04 PM

buckler: Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.

What does that even mean?


The accused was already under orders not to commit additional offences pending a trial date for a different offence.
 
2014-03-03 10:54:22 PM

HenryFnord: buckler: Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.

What does that even mean?

The accused was already under orders not to commit additional offences pending a trial date for a different offence.


Well, thanks.
 
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