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(Detroit Free Press)   The top moments from last night's Oscars, for those of us who were too busy watching True Detective   (freep.com) divider line 32
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2014-03-03 10:39:09 AM  
Lawnmower man can't be the Spaghetti Monster, it's too easy...nothing is too easy down in the bayou
 
2014-03-03 10:42:56 AM  
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
 
2014-03-03 10:45:54 AM  

Mad_Radhu: What do you call a black man who flies a plane?


what? :D
 
2014-03-03 10:46:23 AM  

Mad_Radhu: What do you call a black man who flies a plane?


Ha
 
2014-03-03 10:46:41 AM  
Dear Admin,

Stop trying to promote Freep and FOX as real news sites.

Love,
Reality.
 
2014-03-03 10:49:03 AM  

Witty_Retort: Dear Admin,

Stop trying to promote Freep and FOX as real news sites.

Love,
Reality.


Yet here you are, witty indeed
 
2014-03-03 10:51:54 AM  

Witty_Retort: Dear Admin,

Stop trying to promote Freep and FOX as real news sites.

Love,
Reality.


you have a problem with the Detroit Free Press?
 
2014-03-03 10:57:02 AM  
I will fess up:  I broke from the Oscars to watch True Detective - and FF'd through the schlock that tends to come mid-way (I'm looking at you, crappy dance number and tech awards blurbs from weeks ago.)  Actually made it pretty worthwhile.

And was it just me, or was there no Jack Nicholson in last night's audience?  Seems like the standard 'Go To Shot of Jack Nicholson' that is in every broadcast wasn't there last night.  Is the torch passed now to the standard 'Jennifer Lawrence laughing' shot, or did I miss it?
 
2014-03-03 10:58:04 AM  

somedude210: Witty_Retort: Dear Admin,

Stop trying to promote Freep and FOX as real news sites.

Love,
Reality.

you have a problem with the Detroit Free Press?


Apparently..

Dear Witty_Retort,

You aren't witty.  You're clueless.

Love,
The Rest of Fark
 
2014-03-03 11:15:16 AM  
Neither of you missed much
 
2014-03-03 11:15:43 AM  
freep.com? Not clicking. Please leave your political sites out of the entertainment tab.
 
2014-03-03 11:16:23 AM  
Is that dude that made the slave movie the fat kid from Juice?  He says " get your shiat out my shiat" IIRC.
 
2014-03-03 11:16:25 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: freep.com? Not clicking. Please leave your political sites out of the entertainment tab.


LGT Detroit Free Press.
 
2014-03-03 11:31:16 AM  

BeatrixK: Tyrone Slothrop: freep.com? Not clicking. Please leave your political sites out of the entertainment tab.

LGT Detroit Free Press.


This.  You're thinking of freerepublic.
 
2014-03-03 11:33:44 AM  
Leto also used his speech to acknowledge struggles in other countries. "To all of the dreamers out there around the world watching this tonight, in places like the Ukraine and Venezuela, I want to say, 'we are here,'" Leto said.

...at this circle jerk, celebrating who is the best at pretending. My outfit cost more than any of you people make in a year.

A teary Nyong'o said of her Oscar-winning supporting actress role in 12 Years a Slave, "It doesn't escape me for one moment that so much joy in my life is thanks to so much pain in someone else's."

Now that's how you do it. I think that Leto tried for deep, but it didn't work.
 
2014-03-03 11:37:08 AM  
11.  Bill Murray cutting from script to honor Harold Ramis while presenting the Best Cinematography award
 
2014-03-03 12:10:00 PM  

Bad Man Jose: 11.  Bill Murray cutting from script to honor Harold Ramis while presenting the Best Cinematography award


Yeah - that actually got to me:  Knowing how far they were out of each other's favor..It seemed very genuine coming from Murray.
 
2014-03-03 12:32:31 PM  
When did Goldie Hawn turn into Katherine Helmonds character from Brazil?
 
2014-03-03 12:36:54 PM  
The top moments from last night's Oscars, for those of us who were too busy watching True Detective The Amazing Race: All Stars and episode seven of the final season of Being Human (US).

Fixed that for subby.
/Go Jet and Cord
//*sigh* Mark and Bopper
 
2014-03-03 01:06:20 PM  
I expected pics in this thread...
 
2014-03-03 01:06:48 PM  
Wheres the damn True Detective thread for this week?  I need the group to point out all the small stuff I probably missed.

/no snark, I really do need a thread for last nights episode.
 
2014-03-03 01:16:59 PM  

Sir Digby: Wheres the damn True Detective thread for this week?  I need the group to point out all the small stuff I probably missed.

/no snark, I really do need a thread for last nights episode.


its there just a few links down from this thread

now get out of here you're classing up the place
 
2014-03-03 01:25:13 PM  

Griftin Rubes: Sir Digby: Wheres the damn True Detective thread for this week?  I need the group to point out all the small stuff I probably missed.

/no snark, I really do need a thread for last nights episode.

its there just a few links down from this thread

now get out of here you're classing up the place


shiat, you're right.  I saw the EW link and ignored it.  Thanks!

leaving this cesspit.
 
2014-03-03 02:29:20 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: freep.com? Not clicking. Please leave your political sites out of the entertainment tab.


OMG
 
2014-03-03 02:42:18 PM  

Henry Holland: The top moments from last night's Oscars, for those of us who were too busy watching True Detective The Amazing Race: All Stars and episode seven of the final season of Being Human (US).

Fixed that for subby.
/Go Jet and Cord
//*sigh* Mark and Bopper



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I can see your soul, it's like corrosive acid.
 
2014-03-03 03:35:25 PM  
I didn't watch either. I watched Walking Dead
 
2014-03-03 04:00:15 PM  

abhorrent1: I didn't watch either. I watched Walking Dead


Same difference
 
2014-03-03 04:19:10 PM  

abhorrent1: I didn't watch either. I watched Walking Dead


You would have enjoyed what happened to that fella in the picture above your post.
 
2014-03-03 04:43:36 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence fell over again? Jesus, that woman needs me there as someone to lean on... Yeah, this time she tripped on a bright orange traffic cone, but it was on a bright red carpet who the fark thought THAT was a good idea?
 
2014-03-03 05:35:40 PM  
Mad_Radhu: I can see your soul, it's like corrosive acid.

So is True Detective now The Show That Everyone* Is Talking About? Because that shiat was boring when it was The Sopranos > The Wire > Mad Men etc.

* Or: the 3 million or so who watch it and the media, the other 310 million people in the US not giving a damn
 
2014-03-03 10:26:10 PM  
Andy Kaufman won an Oscar
 
2014-03-03 10:30:14 PM  
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