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(Plymouth Herald)   Aftershave has desired effect--if desired effect was prompting a cat to leap onto a man's head and try to rip his face off   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 19
    More: Scary, adverse effect, facial injury, cats, Vaseline  
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2014-03-03 10:00:07 AM
13 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-03 09:57:43 AM
4 votes:
Well, the salesman told him he'd get attacked by pussy.
2014-03-03 11:57:15 AM
3 votes:

ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

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Goddamn, hairy Jesus, invest in a beard trimmer.
2014-03-03 11:16:00 AM
3 votes:
"The normally-placid puss leapt up at Ian and began clawing at his neck and ears as soon as it got a whiff of his pricey eau de toilette."

img.fark.net
2014-03-03 10:43:38 AM
3 votes:
Hugo Boss
Makes your cat act rough
That won't happen
With our stuff.

Burma Shave
2014-03-03 12:17:40 PM
2 votes:
My cat loves the smell of my sweat. I have to remove him from my armpits after I come home from the gym. Very gently or he'll latch on.

/so I'm thinking this aftershave smells just like my armpits. Mmm.
2014-03-03 10:39:41 AM
2 votes:
I use Nivea, alcohol-free.

I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol; alcohol can dry out the face and make you look older.
2014-03-03 04:22:55 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-03 02:59:09 PM
1 votes:

ransack.: VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

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You look exactly like the guy on the 6 dollar tee-shirt ad they have on here every so often (Upper RH corner)

Wow, he does look like me. What a lucky guy!


Fwiw, my friend just saw the picture and said "Why's that dude blowing a tribble?"
2014-03-03 02:55:30 PM
1 votes:

VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

[i.imgur.com image 292x515]

You look exactly like the guy on the 6 dollar tee-shirt ad they have on here every so often (Upper RH corner)


Wow, he does look like me. What a lucky guy!
2014-03-03 12:37:03 PM
1 votes:

ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

[i.imgur.com image 292x515]


Maybe it thought your beard was in heat?
2014-03-03 12:22:46 PM
1 votes:

ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

[i.imgur.com image 292x515]


Next time, you'll know to make it a goddamn sandwich.
2014-03-03 12:21:52 PM
1 votes:

ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

[i.imgur.com image 292x515]


Helped my sister move a couple weeks ago; her normally friendly, docile Maine Coon that's known me all its life had a little panic attack when I tried to put him in the carrier...I wound up with a piss-soaked T-shirt, two shredded forearms, and bite marks all over three of my fingers that required IV antibiotics to treat; the part that really shocked me is that he wasn't just trying to escape, he was actually trying to "neutralize" me - I let go of him as soon as he bit me the first time, but he kept coming back at me (this is a big farkin' cat, mind you); I had to toss him into the hallway after he lunged at my face a couple times, and he finally ran and hid.  I've been bitten by a few cats and dogs over the years, but never actually attacked by an animal before this...it was so surreal I didn't even feel anything until about an hour after it happened.

I was over at the new place just yesterday, lil' bastard was in my lap rubbing on me like nothing ever happened...
2014-03-03 11:04:00 AM
1 votes:
I've actually seen this movie... Seriously, there's a craptacular Italian giallo film from 1972 where a cat is the murder weapon: it attacks yellow scarves dipped in a chemical that causes cats to go berserk. Unfortunately for whoever holds said scarf, the cat's claws are dipped in curare. One quick scratch to the neck, one scream, cat is taken away before anyone notices it.
IMDB
2014-03-03 10:53:49 AM
1 votes:

Orgasmatron138: I use Nivea, alcohol-free.

I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol; alcohol can dry out the face and make you look older.


I have to return some videotapes.
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-03-03 10:44:32 AM
1 votes:
www.thenug.com
2014-03-03 10:40:40 AM
1 votes:
The animal-loving couple, who have four cats, two dogs and several tarantulas, say Blue has never attacked anyone before but does react strangely to odours.

This could have been much, MUCH worse.

/fark spiders
2014-03-03 10:38:59 AM
1 votes:
It's got bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
2014-03-03 10:01:19 AM
1 votes:
I go for Aramis myself.

I was attacked by a puma once.
 
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