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(Plymouth Herald)   Aftershave has desired effect--if desired effect was prompting a cat to leap onto a man's head and try to rip his face off   ( ) divider line 8
    More: Scary, adverse effect, facial injury, cats, Vaseline  
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5338 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2014 at 10:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-03 10:45:33 AM  
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Just being batshiat crazy and attacking for no apparent reason is kind of trademark cat behaviour in my experience.
2014-03-03 11:57:15 AM  
2 votes:

ransack.: A couple of weeks ago one of my cats gave me five across the eye while I was sleeping

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Goddamn, hairy Jesus, invest in a beard trimmer.
2014-03-03 02:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
"I put on two or three squirts before going out but it wasn't as though it was overpowering.

You may as well have been bathing in it. A dab will do ya, especially if it's expensive.
2014-03-03 12:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
My cat loves the smell of my sweat. I have to remove him from my armpits after I come home from the gym. Very gently or he'll latch on.

/so I'm thinking this aftershave smells just like my armpits. Mmm.
2014-03-03 12:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair to the cat, poseurs running around in strong aftershave make me want to rip someone's face off too.
2014-03-03 10:51:59 AM  
1 vote:

VladTheEmailer: Just being batshiat crazy and attacking for no apparent reason is kind of trademark cat behaviour in my experience.

^Pretty much this.^
2014-03-03 10:42:54 AM  
1 vote:
I didn't realize PHOBIA was an acronym.

Oh, that's right, it isn't. The author is just an idiot.
2014-03-03 10:40:40 AM  
1 vote:
The animal-loving couple, who have four cats, two dogs and several tarantulas, say Blue has never attacked anyone before but does react strangely to odours.

This could have been much, MUCH worse.

/fark spiders
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