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(WWE)   This week, WWE Monday Night RAW is live from Chicago, home to a certain punk that took his ball and went home. Will the crowd go into a full revolt, or are the dirt sheets correct in saying that CM Punk will be on our screens at 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 2360
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2014-03-03 08:29:21 AM  
They turned down a clenis headline for this one?  Hhmph!  xD

/I ain't even made
//just jelly
///need coffee
 
2014-03-03 09:50:10 AM  

CM WHO?  LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AND YOU WILL HAVE ORTON VS. BATISTA AS YOUR WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-03 09:50:39 AM  
Follow along with the live crowd on @ChicagoRAWCrowd, using the hashtag #hijackRAW.

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-03-03 09:51:53 AM  

bluorangefyre: CM WHO?  LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AND YOU WILL HAVE ORTON VS. BATISTA AS YOUR WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT![img.photobucket.com image 368x276]


Replace that with Jimmie Johnson and a pic of the NASCAR brass, and you can re-use that in the racing threads.  :D
 
2014-03-03 10:34:36 AM  
I would not be at all surprised if we get Static then someone dressed up as Punk to come down and troll the audience for 15 minutes.  Vince is not above such childish antics.

Too bad TNA isn't a good promotion, so WWE might actually try to be good.
 
2014-03-03 10:37:52 AM  

ManateeGag: I would not be at all surprised if we get Static then someone dressed up as Punk to come down and troll the audience for 15 minutes.  Vince is not above such childish antics.

Too bad TNA isn't a good promotion, so WWE might actually try to be good.


If Punk is back, the way to do it is to have Static, then Bad News Barrett appear to address the crowd. But that only works if Punk is there to appease the crowd. Otherwise, they would probably start a riot.
 
2014-03-03 10:54:09 AM  

ManateeGag: I would not be at all surprised if we get Static then someone dressed up as Punk to come down and troll the audience for 15 minutes.  Vince is not above such childish antics.

Too bad TNA isn't a good promotion, so WWE might actually try to be good.


Some smarks just want to watch the world burn, lulz.

/I'll bring the popcorn!
 
2014-03-03 01:11:20 PM  
Oh boy, this might be good. Too bad it's going to be heavily edited for TV. I don't get it. Buying a ticket to a wrestling forthetrollz doesn't accomplish anything, does it? Vince McMahon just takes your money and laughs all the way to the bank. It's like drinking poison and hoping the other guy dies. Don't like it? Vote with your wallet.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-03 01:26:45 PM  

hundreddollarman: Don't like it? Vote with your wallet.


Fair point, but I think that only works properly when there is somewhere else for the fans to go.  If fans could turn to a legit competitor (sorry, TNA), voting with the wallet would have a ton of impact.  But, with no competition, Vince could put on shows to half-empty arenas for years to come, coasting only on his personal wealth and his old TV royalties.

Granted, I agree that the fans should tune out at least some (then again, why are we here, lulz)  Snark aside, barring the rise of TNA or some other promotion to really compete, protesting may be the only weapon that the fans have.

/your point is still very valid though, and I agree
//just furthering discussion  :)
 
2014-03-03 03:06:19 PM  
While searching for John Cena Make A Wish photos for a horrible, horrible joke I will post later on, I came upon this...

goingcrazywannago.com

HHH has already booked the finish of Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania 30 match.
 
2014-03-03 04:28:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: While searching for John Cena Make A Wish photos for a horrible, horrible joke I will post later on, I came upon this...

[goingcrazywannago.com image 550x309]

HHH has already booked the finish of Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania 30 match.


Remember, sick children could ONLY love John Cena the way they love John Cena.
 
2014-03-03 04:48:21 PM  

bluorangefyre: CM WHO?  LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AND YOU WILL HAVE ORTON VS. BATISTA AS YOUR WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT![img.photobucket.com image 368x276]


Vince just popped back up to the Forbes billionaire list at $1.2 billion, while Orton was/is the face of the WWE.  I think it's a good bet that will get worked into the storylines somewhere.

/Something sure has been best for business
 
2014-03-03 05:36:28 PM  
Batista vs Bryan tonight. Bryan beats Batista then HO KOGAN puts him in the title match at WM?
 
2014-03-03 05:43:06 PM  
Just signed up for the trial of WWE Network.... Michaels vs Taker from WM on
 
2014-03-03 05:43:07 PM  
Danielson vs. Batista added to the card tonight.

I don't know about you, but that screams Punk save.

Unless it's FARK YOU NERRRRRRRRRDS night, lol, in which case.
 
2014-03-03 05:45:07 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Batista vs Bryan tonight. Bryan beats Batista then HO KOGAN puts him in the title match at WM?


Sounds like a plan to me, but unless it ends with Bryan holding the belt in the Superdome, the fans will still piss on the result (and deservedly so).

On the FB pages, Lord Redacted has commented that in his opinion, Bootista is guaranteed a belt win in his contract; I agree with that idea, sad as it may seem, lol.  It would surprise me if a title win wasn't part of the contract.
 
2014-03-03 05:54:12 PM  
AT WORK TONIGHT, KEEP ME POSTED ON TWITTER PLEASE!
@alexaitis

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 12/26/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle

Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud
 
2014-03-03 05:55:56 PM  
hopefully tonight is all its cracked up to be
 
2014-03-03 05:56:56 PM  

Supercampion: AT WORK TONIGHT, KEEP ME POSTED ON TWITTER PLEASE!
@alexaitis

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 12/26/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


mike1283, but i dont tweet about wwe much
 
2014-03-03 06:02:17 PM  
Any chance Chicago breaks out a "Harold Ramis" chant?
 
2014-03-03 06:18:35 PM  
I don't even know if DBD can make Batista look like less of a gasbag.
 
2014-03-03 06:53:41 PM  

irishman4: Supercampion: AT WORK TONIGHT, KEEP ME POSTED ON TWITTER PLEASE!
@alexaitis

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 12/26/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

mike1283, but i dont tweet about wwe much


Done. And we are going to welcome a new FWCer tonight who we met on twitter and do not know his name yet on fark but his twitter handle is @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME! *Chairshot*
 
2014-03-03 06:57:11 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Granted, I agree that the fans should tune out at least some (then again, why are we here, lulz) Snark aside, barring the rise of TNA or some other promotion to really compete, protesting may be the only weapon that the fans have.


The problem for me is that there are other parts of the the WWE I DO want to see (DBD, Shield, Wyatts, Summer Rae, A.J. Lee and even... John Cena). So the problem I have is how to extricate the parts of WWE I do like and still find a way to voice my displeasure with the one part of the product I don't (the main event picture).
 
2014-03-03 07:03:46 PM  

Supercampion: Done. And we are going to welcome a new FWCer tonight who we met on twitter and do not know his name yet on fark but his twitter handle is @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME! *Chairshot*


It's probably just REDACTED.
 
2014-03-03 07:03:49 PM  
Is someone making a badge for tonight? I feel like this thread will deserve one. Preferably with a ski mask as the main picture in the middle.
 
2014-03-03 07:05:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Supercampion: Done. And we are going to welcome a new FWCer tonight who we met on twitter and do not know his name yet on fark but his twitter handle is @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME! *Chairshot*

It's probably just REDACTED.


This guy is too nice to be REDACTED. REDACTED is like the drunk, abusive uncle you see every now and then. He offers you a sip of beer and a puff from a cigarette when you are 7 years old.
 
2014-03-03 07:12:38 PM  

Supercampion: FirstNationalBastard: Supercampion: Done. And we are going to welcome a new FWCer tonight who we met on twitter and do not know his name yet on fark but his twitter handle is @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME! *Chairshot*

It's probably just REDACTED.

This guy is too nice to be REDACTED. REDACTED is like the drunk, abusive uncle you see every now and then. He offers you a sip of beer and a puff from a cigarette when you are 7 years old.


redacted is at raw tonight per his tweets
 
2014-03-03 07:17:55 PM  
CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)
 
2014-03-03 07:18:32 PM  

irishman4: Supercampion: FirstNationalBastard: Supercampion: Done. And we are going to welcome a new FWCer tonight who we met on twitter and do not know his name yet on fark but his twitter handle is @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME! *Chairshot*

It's probably just REDACTED.

This guy is too nice to be REDACTED. REDACTED is like the drunk, abusive uncle you see every now and then. He offers you a sip of beer and a puff from a cigarette when you are 7 years old.

redacted is at raw tonight per his tweets


Oh lord...that could be fantastic.
 
2014-03-03 07:19:06 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just signed up for the trial of WWE Network.... Michaels vs Taker from WM on


The wwe network is on trial?
 
2014-03-03 07:19:23 PM  
I am conflicted! Do I watch this or play more Lightning Returns? I'm on the end of day 4! What do??
 
2014-03-03 07:20:20 PM  

natural316: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just signed up for the trial of WWE Network.... Michaels vs Taker from WM on

The wwe network is on trial?


It supplied steroids to Vince and the boys.
 
2014-03-03 07:20:41 PM  

tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)


That looks awesome dude! Love the detail on the band :) congratulations broski :)
 
2014-03-03 07:21:09 PM  

Tenor Reaper: I am conflicted! Do I watch this or play more Lightning Returns? I'm on the end of day 4! What do??


REASSESS YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
 
2014-03-03 07:21:36 PM  

tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)


Very nice! Congrats!!!
 
2014-03-03 07:21:42 PM  

Supercampion: Tenor Reaper: I am conflicted! Do I watch this or play more Lightning Returns? I'm on the end of day 4! What do??

REASSESS YOUR WHOLE LIFE.


This is why you're one of my favorite bronies.
 
2014-03-03 07:21:47 PM  

Tenor Reaper: tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)

That looks awesome dude! Love the detail on the band :) congratulations broski :)


If he doesn't have someone make a video to show before the wedding set to the song "Together", there's really no reason to get married.
 
2014-03-03 07:23:00 PM  
They wisely booked tonight so the crowed attacking Batista will look like something they planned.
 
2014-03-03 07:23:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Tenor Reaper: tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)

That looks awesome dude! Love the detail on the band :) congratulations broski :)

If he doesn't have someone make a video to show before the wedding set to the song "Together", there's really no reason to get married.


I'm trying to talk her into walking back down the aisle either to Guile's Theme from Street Fighter II or Miseria Cantare. If men got entrance music at weddings, The Final Countdown would be appropriate.
 
2014-03-03 07:23:56 PM  

tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)


Congratulat --- wait, you proposed with a POST-IT NOTE???

Just kidding, my proposal was this:  "A friend at work knows a jeweler, you want to go in on Saturday and look at rings?"
 
2014-03-03 07:24:18 PM  
If punk is in the house it would be wise to just roll him out there at the start to avoid the hijack
 
2014-03-03 07:24:20 PM  

tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)


CONGRATS BUDDY!
 
2014-03-03 07:24:32 PM  
Looks like the only reason I'll be watching tonight is to see the giant clusterfark in action.  Though I still might bail before the first hour is done...who knows.  The product has been shiatty as hell.
 
2014-03-03 07:25:26 PM  

Earguy: tbaughm: CSB time: I got engaged over the weekend.

Ring picture in case anyone's interested (ShiningWizard? Tenor Reaper? A saddened and depressed Paige who I'd totally consider allowing to be part of a polygamist marriage?)

Congratulat --- wait, you proposed with a POST-IT NOTE???

Just kidding, my proposal was this:  "A friend at work knows a jeweler, you want to go in on Saturday and look at rings?"


The post-it note was a nod to one of the first days we knew each other. She had no voice from having a cold, so we stayed up all night communicating via post it notes on my dorm room ceiling (lofted bed)
 
2014-03-03 07:26:08 PM  

robsul82: Danielson vs. Batista added to the card tonight.

I don't know about you, but that screams Punk save.

Unless it's FARK YOU NERRRRRRRRRDS night, lol, in which case.


Danielson winning clean until Punk runs in and saves Batista

Grown men cry
 
2014-03-03 07:27:02 PM  

I Said: robsul82: Danielson vs. Batista added to the card tonight.

I don't know about you, but that screams Punk save.

Unless it's FARK YOU NERRRRRRRRRDS night, lol, in which case.

Danielson winning clean until Punk runs in and saves Batista

Grown men cry


I fully expect you to be right
 
2014-03-03 07:27:02 PM  

Vogon Poet: Any chance Chicago breaks out a "Harold Ramis" chant?


That would be epic.
[REDACTED] and I have been chatting about this Chicago Twitter account that popped up late last week...it's up to 10k followers.  It looked promising, and now it's become a bit of a mark joke now...they are talking about turning their backs, and asking for cheers for the Wyatts "because we like them"

So this could either be a decent revolt, or the fans could shiat the bed...either way, it's gonna be good.
 
2014-03-03 07:27:08 PM  
On vacation but hope to catch some fun. Enjoy the show.
 
2014-03-03 07:27:17 PM  
Hello to all the FWC.  As we enter the stretch run to what could quite possibly be one of the worst WrestleManias ever, where the best match of the night is potentially a mid-carder between Cena and the Wyatts, I've decided to let out a bit of frustration via long ramblings on the internet.  Every week leading up to the big show I'll be posting my thoughts on a specific area of RAW and the product in general.  I'll preface this by saying I'm nowhere near the hardcore fan I was fifteen years ago, so I hope you'll forgive me if the tone is a little bit marky at times.  I'm not looking to spark discussion(if you want to feel free though), I'm just venting on a product I've been watching for nearly thirty years now.  Anyway, time for the opening.

Opening Matches

Regardless of whatever promo is cut to open the show the first match of the night is still very important.  It's the first offering of what fans are paying to see, action.  A bad opening match has the habit of pulling the crowd down and getting the heat back up can be an uphill battle the longer you wait to bring out the good stuff.  Back in the glory days of the Monday Night Wars WCW would routinely follow up yet another 10-15 minute NWO spot with a Cruiserweight singles or tag match to get the crowd into it, and WWE should start taking a page from that playbook.

Even if you only book the match for 10 minutes the opening bout is essentially a free pass to give the crowd something they want to see without hurting your main event hour.  That means yes, you can put out Zack Ryder, it's not going to cost you money or ratings.  Put out Darren Young, Fandango, Sin Cara, Rey, even the job squad known as 3MB.  Guys like R-Truth and Kofi Kingston are all capable of giving a solid opening match.  They'll never tear the house down, but they can get things moving.   The real beauty of using this technique is fans don't actually have to care about who is wrestling.  When WCW used this approach few, if any, knew who the Luchadores were but it didn't matter.  The in-ring product was good, and that's what they wanted to see.

This really isn't much to ask, just ten minutes out of a three hour show to get a few crowd pleasers in.  Yes, you're playing to the smarks in the arena, at home and *shudder* on the internet, but those people have money and they will spend it if you give them what they want to see.  There's nothing wrong with giving a nod to those fans, in fact they'll appreciate it and will often be a little more forgiving as a result.  However, you have to stick with it.  You can't just give the fans a couple of weeks of this then pull the carpet out just so you can "Stick it to the smarks" and remind us all who's running the show.  Something this simple can and does build good will, and you're paying the guys listed above anyway.

Another bonus is that it can carry over directly to the mid-card, which more and more has been starting flat because of opening promos with little excitement to follow.  Sure we get some gag matches with Santino but the lack of good spots and the short nature of them don't give the crowd much to sink their teeth into early on.  You have to wet the appetite properly before serving a good main course.
 
2014-03-03 07:27:21 PM  

Supercampion: @Rated_MK17 PLEASE FLOOW HIM AS WELL and WELCOME!


Huzzah and welcome!

Grab a beer and hang out a while!
 
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