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(Some Guy)   Giant mango stolen as a publicity stunt has been turned into a meth lab whilst waiting for rescue   (canada.isidewith.com) divider line 22
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3972 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2014 at 9:07 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-03 09:09:28 AM  
HOTW contender, right there.

Also,

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2014-03-03 09:10:36 AM  
There's always money in the mango stand.

*wink, wink*
 
2014-03-03 09:11:37 AM  
da fuq
 
2014-03-03 09:13:19 AM  
Why does a Canadian town have a gaint mango? The article doesn't make it clear why.
 
2014-03-03 09:15:20 AM  
www.epicinter.net

Some body with skills should turn this in to one of those scary ghost animated gifs.

Look! There's a scary ghost right next to the giant mango.... You have to look really close....
 
2014-03-03 09:16:31 AM  
Meth mango!  MMMMMM!
www.epicinter.net
 
2014-03-03 09:23:07 AM  
Whilst?
 
2014-03-03 09:25:06 AM  
"things took a more sinister turn as a makeshift meth-lab and $50,000 of pre-cursor chemicals were found inside the mango's access hatch at the base"


www.epicinter.net

Cop Math?
 
2014-03-03 09:28:47 AM  
the person that posted the first one got it.
 
2014-03-03 09:41:13 AM  
I'm not even sure whether to believe this or not, but it made me laugh so it's got that going for it.

Who the fark steals a giant mango sculpture and decides to cook meth in it?

Is anybody really that stupid?

Well, I give them points for stealing the mango sculpture.  I wouldn't be sure how to do that and I'd need some help committing such a larceny.
 
2014-03-03 09:44:33 AM  

Mcavity: "things took a more sinister turn as a makeshift meth-lab and $50,000 of pre-cursor chemicals were found inside the mango's access hatch at the base"


[www.epicinter.net image 450x298]

Cop Math?


It good to see they're using lab grade equipment and chemicals.
 
2014-03-03 09:51:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why does a Canadian town have a gaint mango? The article doesn't make it clear why.


"On meth it is"
 
2014-03-03 09:56:29 AM  

jaytkay: Mid_mo_mad_man: Why does a Canadian town have a gaint mango? The article doesn't make it clear why.

"On meth it is"




I could see a jug of syrup or a flannel shirt. This Canada after all. A mango thou is just odd.
 
2014-03-03 10:07:44 AM  
After losing his giant peach in foreclosure, James' life took a downhill spiral...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_and_the_Giant_Peach


BTW - Meth Mango is a heck of a band name.

And it can't be a meth lab without a zoso sticker in it.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-W92xs0iMY&feature=kp
 
2014-03-03 10:15:41 AM  
A giant mango managed to solve a crime and bust up a drug ring? Get that fruit a badge and a gun.
 
2014-03-03 10:24:02 AM  
"We've got to hide our cook operation somehow. I know! Let's put it inside a giant, stolen mango!"

"Genius!"

Putting a meth lab inside a giant, wanted-and-being-searched-for mango isn't normal, but on meth it is.

/mango
 
2014-03-03 10:45:49 AM  

bikerbob59: Whilst?


I really enjoy posts like this, because there are two options, either the poster does know what the word means or they don't and in either case it means they are an idiot.

If you do know what it means; then you are an idiot for faking a lack of knowledge as though being illiterate is something worth being proud of.

If you do not know what it means; that alone doesn't make you an idiot, there could be many legitimate reasons you have never heard a particular word.  However, if you are posting here it means you also have access to a virtually limitless knowledge store which you could easily have used to educate yourself as to the meaning of the word, and that is assuming the meaning could not be worked out from the sentence it is used in.  Instead you idiotically post an insipid question which even if someone did decide to give an answer on is a slower and less efficient way to get the knowledge you require.
 
2014-03-03 10:50:45 AM  
The lab was probably already in the mango before it was stolen. Somebody out there is saying "they screwed up my operation".
 
2014-03-03 10:53:47 AM  
Video of the Mango Removal Operation (youtube)

- don't think they counted on the meth lab.
 
2014-03-03 10:55:43 AM  
"initiation of a process intended to result in the manufacture of methamphetamine"

This has to be one of the more torturously-named crimes I've ever encountered.
 
2014-03-03 10:59:27 AM  
www.chud.com

Everybody split up! We have to find the cup! The cup has the drugs!
 
2014-03-03 11:30:56 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Why does a Canadian town have a gaint mango? The article doesn't make it clear why.


Australia, not Canadia.  Maybe the palm trees threw you off.
 
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