vudukungfu: DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS??!!!
ManateeGag: Is this where we talk about how cops are all evil and corrupt and assholes?
Hot Carl To Go: Many criminals hide guns in glove boxes.fark you, Jennifer Waters. Many non-criminals keep a pistol in the glove box as well. They're smart enough to notify the officer of it if they request something you need to retrieve from the box during the traffic stop.
Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Cop pulls you over, asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"Because you made C's D's in High School?
mikaloyd: Cop thread?
jaylectricity: I don't know what y'all are doing wrong. I talk to the cops all the time and never get in trouble.#1 Pulled over in TN with MA license plates. I'm in the passenger seat of my own truck. Officer comes to passenger side, takes my friend's license and goes back to his car. I removed the glass bowl I had in the pocket of the door and gave it to somebody in the back seat to hide. Cop comes back and says he smells "burnt marijuana" coming from my truck. We were all sober - it was 8AM - and I'm offering him alternatives like a bottle rocket we had found at the campsite or the clove cigarettes I used to smoke. He pulls us out of the truck, separates us and eventually asks me if he can search my truck. We have that bowl and a small amount of weed. Finally I say, "Sure, go ahead."He searched for half an hour. Pulled out all our bags unzipped them all, looked through my tools, looked in all the usual places. Couldn't find a thing. Finally he says, "You're free to go." We didn't say a word, just put our stuff back in the truck and got to the border as quickly as we could. I asked the girl where she put the pipe. She had put it in my shoe which was on the floor in the backseat. The little bit of weed was in the only unzippered pocket of any of our bags.#2 We've all got real good buzzes, I know I was over the limit. We're looking for our friend's house. Finally I pull over to look at the map. Ok pull over isn't really it. I just stopped in the middle of an intersection. Cop walks up says, "Good evening, can I help you?"I say, "We're looking for Steen St." He chuckles, points, and says, "THAT Steen St?" I am literally in the middle of the intersection, 25 feet away from the street I'm looking for, fumbling through a map with a car full of giggling partiers.He says, "What's going on over on Steen St?" I just say it's our friend's mom's house. He lets us go on our way.#3 I'm drunk again, driving home from my friend's house, probably about 10PM. I'm cruising along, blasti ...
John Buck 41: Wow, I must say you have incredibly good luck with cops. Hope it doesn't catch up to you someday.
John Buck 41: //CS'sB
jaylectricity: I talk to the cops all the time and never get in trouble.
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