If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC Local)   Woman is arrested after assaulting someone, refusing to get out of her car to talk to police and urinating on the officer who asked her if it was intentional only to get laughed at and quip that "it sure was"   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 40
    More: Dumbass, rosenberg  
•       •       •

5411 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2014 at 11:11 AM (29 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



40 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-03-03 11:12:28 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-03-03 11:14:29 AM
Did he get pissed off after he got pissed on?
 
Bf+
2014-03-03 11:14:38 AM
So, Sarah Palin is writing headlines for Fark now?
 
2014-03-03 11:15:13 AM
Click, yep.
 
2014-03-03 11:16:58 AM
What, did she squat over him? Its not like she can aim with that thing...
 
2014-03-03 11:17:30 AM
That's a pretty good trick.
 
2014-03-03 11:18:33 AM
Once again, the fascist thugs flaunt their power.
 
2014-03-03 11:19:58 AM

DMZ DEATH: What, did she squat over him? Its not like she can aim with that thing...


You don't watch the right movies...
 
2014-03-03 11:20:05 AM
More yellow journalism.
 
2014-03-03 11:20:33 AM
We are missing the point here, it isn't that a woman urinated on a police officer it is that in Texas this is often an accident.

/Texans, mostly house broken
 
2014-03-03 11:21:38 AM
Mom?
 
2014-03-03 11:24:14 AM
warosu.org
 
2014-03-03 11:27:39 AM
I'm not a fan of cops, or police brutality, but if that biatch did that to me, I would have ran her head through the car window. Just sayin'...
 
2014-03-03 11:31:00 AM
If this pissing indeed occurred, it would be a valid charge of "resisting arrest". Not the usual bogus charge of "resisting arrest" when the cop sees the person he's arresting just looks pissed and cop throws in a "resisting arrest" charge.
 
2014-03-03 11:43:51 AM
FTA:  When she was asked if it was intentional she said "it sure was." She now faces charges of harassment and resisting arrest.

When Keeping It Real goes wrong...

Claim it was unintentional due to being nervous at the arrest, then tell all your gangster biatches how you pissed all over that white devil.
 
2014-03-03 11:50:24 AM

kortex: Click, yep.


I feel bad, but yeah, me too. Sigh.

Next question:

How does a woman urinate on a cop (who, I assume, doesn't want to be urinated upon). Bend over at the waist and let fly like a skunk?  Lady J ?  Inquiring minds want to know.

/DRTFA
 
2014-03-03 11:53:03 AM
I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.
 
2014-03-03 12:01:53 PM

Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.


Must be truth day on Fark.

There's a reason I don't work handling cash all day, it's best to just leave the temptations out of my life.

That same reason applies for why I don't work with people who actively seek to harm or humiliate me.

...especially when I have license to kick their ass and get away with it.
 
2014-03-03 12:05:07 PM

Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.


What makes you think this disqualifies you?
 
2014-03-03 12:06:17 PM

DMZ DEATH: What, did she squat over him? Its not like she can aim with that thing...


Maybe she's been doubling down on those Kegel exercises. She's intensifying her orgasms and improving her ability to aim and shoot her pee when the situation arises.
 
2014-03-03 12:08:17 PM
Soooo.....

What's her Fark handle?
 
2014-03-03 12:12:27 PM

Nick Nostril: kortex: Click, yep.

How does a woman urinate on a cop (who, I assume, doesn't want to be urinated upon). Bend over at the waist and let fly like a skunk?  Lady J ?  Inquiring minds want to know.


I'm similarly perplexed.  I'm kind of confused with the logistics of it.   Even with a dude, whipping the little guy out and being able to piss on someone who doesn't want to be pissed on, I imagine, can't be very easy.  Your target would need to have the reflexes of a dinosaur, and it must go double for a chick.
 
2014-03-03 12:13:23 PM
The cops who are horrible people probably get that way from learning humanity is like this.
 
2014-03-03 12:17:43 PM
*Checks article*

Not my mom, this time. Sweet!
 
2014-03-03 12:20:20 PM

VladTheEmailer: Nick Nostril: kortex: Click, yep.

How does a woman urinate on a cop (who, I assume, doesn't want to be urinated upon). Bend over at the waist and let fly like a skunk?  Lady J ?  Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm similarly perplexed.  I'm kind of confused with the logistics of it.   Even with a dude, whipping the little guy out and being able to piss on someone who doesn't want to be pissed on, I imagine, can't be very easy.  Your target would need to have the reflexes of a dinosaur, and it must go double for a chick.


My guess: she peed herself (pants, skirt) then backed into the cop, or in some similar fashion "wiped" it on him.
 
2014-03-03 12:20:48 PM

trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?


Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)
 
2014-03-03 12:26:21 PM

Cold_Sassy: trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?

Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)


Are they allowed to use their nightsticks?  I would have thought you'd have to empty your gun into her.
 
2014-03-03 12:28:05 PM
c'mon this woman showed the kind of chutzpah we all wish we had. barely a day goes by where I don't feel like pissing on a cop. just too much of a p*ssy to actual do it.
 
2014-03-03 12:40:51 PM
batches be crazy!
 
2014-03-03 12:48:41 PM

VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?

Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)

Are they allowed to use their nightsticks?  I would have thought you'd have to empty your gun into her.


Nah, the swinging of the club and the satisfying thud of connecting would help sooth my anger issues.

/Some people just deserve a beating.
 
2014-03-03 12:53:33 PM

Cold_Sassy: VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?

Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)

Are they allowed to use their nightsticks?  I would have thought you'd have to empty your gun into her.

Nah, the swinging of the club and the satisfying thud of connecting would help sooth my anger issues.

/Some Most people just deserve a beating.


Fixed it for you.
 
2014-03-03 12:59:11 PM

VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?

Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)

Are they allowed to use their nightsticks?  I would have thought you'd have to empty your gun into her.

Nah, the swinging of the club and the satisfying thud of connecting would help sooth my anger issues.

/Some Most people just deserve a beating.

Fixed it for you.


LOL, sadly that is probably more correct.
 
2014-03-03 01:05:44 PM

Cold_Sassy: trappedspirit: Cold_Sassy: I know I could never be a cop, because I'd beat this biatch with my nightstick, until she was unconscious at  least.

What makes you think this disqualifies you?

Yeah, I guess I could still get a job in NYC or LAPD. ;)


For what it's worth, my roommate is a former drug dealer from nyc, and has tons of respect for the nypd. Says they were always professional when dealing with him. And he hates cops with a passion.

Said he frequently was beaten or otherwise mistreated in various shady ways by NJ cops though.
 
2014-03-03 02:11:32 PM

DMZ DEATH: What, did she squat over him? Its not like she can aim with that thing...


I've heard some women can learn to. But she would need unimpeded access so unless this chick was bottomless I'm assuming she was leaning or pushing against the cop when she peed.
 
2014-03-03 02:12:42 PM

lemonysprite: DMZ DEATH: What, did she squat over him? Its not like she can aim with that thing...

I've heard some women can learn to. But she would need unimpeded access so unless this chick was bottomless I'm assuming she was leaning or pushing against the cop when she peed.


Maybe an impromptu lap dance?
 
2014-03-03 02:46:30 PM
people pay for that on craigslist.
 
2014-03-03 02:50:23 PM
more like "et showas"

if she has aim she has penis

looks like a guy to me
 
2014-03-03 03:24:16 PM

King Something: Christ, what an asshole.

Are you complimenting Christ on his pristine asshole?

 
2014-03-03 05:00:31 PM
I like her.  She's got ...Moxie!!
 
2014-03-04 01:29:01 AM

Billy Liar: I like her.  She's got ...Moxie!!


She'd make a great accordion thief or disco bandit.
 
Displayed 40 of 40 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report