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(Montgomery Police Reporter)   Not news: Woman detained for shoplifting at Walmart. Maybe news: Also charged meth possession. Fark: Also charged with having sex with her brother after they were caught making out through the bars of their adjoining cells   (montgomerycountypolicereporter.com) divider line 33
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2014-03-03 09:40:18 AM  
7 votes:

minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.


Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.
2014-03-03 02:08:52 PM  
3 votes:

Witness99: Oh brother.



That's what she said!
2014-03-03 10:54:02 AM  
3 votes:
snag.gy
We's all kindsa things
2014-03-03 09:53:01 AM  
3 votes:

blatz514: whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!

I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.


In Indiana, would that phrase be "Hoosier daddy"?
2014-03-03 09:31:46 AM  
3 votes:
Making out with your brother while you are both locked in adjoining jail cells isn't normal, but on meth it is.
2014-03-03 09:28:28 AM  
3 votes:

Stephen_Falken: anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.


Caught sayof?
2014-03-03 01:53:03 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

You have never slept as peacefully.
2014-03-03 10:22:34 AM  
2 votes:

wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.


i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-03 10:02:43 AM  
2 votes:
My, but these events are most unfortunate.

timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-03 09:57:39 AM  
2 votes:
They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page
2014-03-03 09:50:34 AM  
2 votes:

whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!


I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.
2014-03-03 09:47:11 AM  
2 votes:

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


I'd let her treat me like family.
2014-03-03 09:45:55 AM  
2 votes:
img2-1.timeinc.net

As long as you're holding an Oscar, it's ok.
2014-03-03 09:45:07 AM  
2 votes:

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!
2014-03-03 09:35:47 AM  
2 votes:
Walmart, meth, shoplifting, incest...I can't think of a way to make this any more white trash/redneck/hillbilly
2014-03-03 09:34:39 AM  
2 votes:

Buggar: Its called mental disorder.


Maybe they were born that way.
2014-03-03 01:47:51 PM  
1 votes:

VladTheEmailer: The One True TheDavid: They're idiots, e.g., don't agree to a car search unless you know it's clean, but I see nothing immoral in their relationship. Half-siblings are no more related than first cousins, which is even legal in about half the states, and even first-degree relatedness matters naught when they don't reproduce. If it's okay for consenting adults to do extreme BDSM why forbid incest?

Uh...I think if you share the same mother then you are more related than first cousins who, by definition, share the same grandmother.


Shhh, don't tell him that. He's banging his half sister, and needs to believe this.
2014-03-03 12:36:34 PM  
1 votes:

drayno76:  Texas....not surprised.

We don't even get this bad in Florida.

/DNRTFA


I now have you farkied as "in denial about florida"
2014-03-03 12:06:39 PM  
1 votes:

whosits_112: Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.


You don't read what you write, do you?
2014-03-03 11:31:36 AM  
1 votes:
Shut your farking face uncle brother farker...
/got nothin
2014-03-03 10:56:17 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

I'd let her treat me like family.


Winnar.
2014-03-03 10:18:47 AM  
1 votes:

Mell of a Hess: zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.

As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.


I think the defense attorney is going with the theory that the biatch would have asked for it, if it was, you know, still alive.  But now, I think it's just a matter of conjecture.
2014-03-03 10:11:28 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

Yeah, it must be love.

FTA: It was at that point Beck asked if they could just charge his sister as she had a clean record.

... or something.
2014-03-03 10:09:55 AM  
1 votes:

gnosis301: minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.

Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.


superiorathleticsnewyork.com
2014-03-03 10:04:42 AM  
1 votes:

kvinesknows: They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page


They are meth addicts, they sold it.
2014-03-03 10:04:25 AM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.


As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.
2014-03-03 10:04:22 AM  
1 votes:

cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".


Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.
2014-03-03 09:46:27 AM  
1 votes:
The only thing worse than incest is hipster incest
2014-03-03 09:43:56 AM  
1 votes:

Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.


Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.
2014-03-03 09:35:26 AM  
1 votes:
What, you get diplomas, suitable for framing, when you're arrested?  This is something new.
2014-03-03 09:34:05 AM  
1 votes:
Can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.
2014-03-03 09:31:41 AM  
1 votes:
Yup. Time for a 'Walmart' tag.
2014-03-03 09:31:12 AM  
1 votes:
is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.
 
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