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2014-03-03 09:59:07 AM

Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.


They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".
 
2014-03-03 09:59:09 AM
This needs a Texas Tag.
 
2014-03-03 10:01:08 AM

Shadowtag: bekaye: Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?

Damn, beat me to it. But I was gonna say TLC.


Maybe there will be a bidding war for it. Really though, what would you call it?
 
2014-03-03 10:02:28 AM

Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.


I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.
 
2014-03-03 10:02:43 AM
My, but these events are most unfortunate.

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2014-03-03 10:04:22 AM

cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".


Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.
 
2014-03-03 10:04:25 AM

zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.


As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.
 
2014-03-03 10:04:42 AM

kvinesknows: They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page


They are meth addicts, they sold it.
 
2014-03-03 10:09:55 AM

gnosis301: minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.

Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.


superiorathleticsnewyork.com
 
2014-03-03 10:11:28 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

Yeah, it must be love.

FTA: It was at that point Beck asked if they could just charge his sister as she had a clean record.

... or something.
 
2014-03-03 10:15:15 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?


That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.
 
2014-03-03 10:17:42 AM
Secret Service Thug: Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.
 
2014-03-03 10:18:47 AM

Mell of a Hess: zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.

As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.


I think the defense attorney is going with the theory that the biatch would have asked for it, if it was, you know, still alive.  But now, I think it's just a matter of conjecture.
 
2014-03-03 10:19:36 AM

wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.


And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.
 
2014-03-03 10:19:58 AM

ongbok: kvinesknows: They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page

They are meth addicts, they sold it.


yeah what the hell..  how is that even a thing? How/why do companies buy other peoples facebook pageS?
 
2014-03-03 10:21:46 AM
Even separate from the usual issues about farking siblings, I know too much as it is about how farked up my gene pool is without wanting to risk the possibility of compounding the issues by adding inbreeding.
 
2014-03-03 10:22:34 AM

wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-03 10:23:35 AM
It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.
 
2014-03-03 10:28:21 AM

wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]


That's unfortunate.
 
2014-03-03 10:35:46 AM

wellreadneck: wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]

That's unfortunate.


Every time I see or hear someone say Uncledaddy that picture comes to mind.
 
2014-03-03 10:39:32 AM
If the government wont stay out of your bedroom, take your bedroom to the government!
 
2014-03-03 10:39:32 AM

wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]


A little "DIY bio-engineering gone wrong", there I see.
 
2014-03-03 10:54:02 AM
snag.gy
We's all kindsa things
 
2014-03-03 10:55:09 AM
Love will find a way...
 
2014-03-03 10:55:15 AM

Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.


"Me, me, me!  The Olympics are all about me!"

The main difference is that in this case, turd wasn't involved.
 
2014-03-03 10:55:29 AM

zimbomba63: What, you get diplomas, suitable for framing, when you're arrested?  This is something new.


My brother had a bench warrant sent to the house for unpaid parking tickets. I framed it and gave it to him for Christmas.
 
2014-03-03 10:56:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

I'd let her treat me like family.


Winnar.
 
2014-03-03 11:00:35 AM

whosits_112: cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".

Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.


Not true, prohibitions against incest are a social constraint, not something that's genetically wired.
 
2014-03-03 11:04:11 AM

KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.


I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month
 
2014-03-03 11:05:50 AM

Stinkyy: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

"Me, me, me!  The Olympics are all about me!"

The main difference is that in this case, turd wasn't involved.


I was most put-off by that phony Boitano.  Coming out for the Olympics, just to make a splash, after denying his sexuality for decades.  (Wasn't really a secret, Brian.)The gheys ought to disown you.
 
2014-03-03 11:08:31 AM
cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

Well, at least we can agree that it's unnatural..
 
2014-03-03 11:09:20 AM

gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month


I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then
 
2014-03-03 11:21:50 AM

jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then


Pain sucks.  Hang in there.
 
2014-03-03 11:23:14 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.


The problem with incest, even among Adults, is that there are power dynamics at play that can fark with your head. Parent-child and older sibling-younger sibling relationships are inherently unbalanced.

Moreover, you have the issue with grooming the children to think that this is normal. It's a boundary you shouldn't step over.

Then finally you have issues with inbreeding, which can result in horrific deformities.
 
2014-03-03 11:25:19 AM
Sis: WOW bro, you got a bigger dick then daddy !
Bro: I know, mom said the same thing last night.
/ old joke
//older guy
 
2014-03-03 11:31:36 AM
Shut your farking face uncle brother farker...
/got nothin
 
2014-03-03 11:33:08 AM
As a former inhabitant of Montgomery County, Texas I'm getting a kick... nightmare flashbacks of my time there and can vouch for the probability that this happens a lot in those parts.
 
2014-03-03 11:46:34 AM

gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month


Opium addiction is like that though, you'll have no hangover effect for the longest time then BAM you're physically addicted to it. Scary shiat.

You're crack story is a textbook case of most addicts first try, it's probably how Rob Ford got hooked on it.
 
2014-03-03 11:52:35 AM

jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then


Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.
 
2014-03-03 11:58:21 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 12:00:29 PM

shortymac: jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then

Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.


I tried that once before with a local Voodoo Doctor .... paranoia will destroy you. Very different stuff from what I enjoyed in my youth, must be missing the paraquat.
 
2014-03-03 12:06:39 PM

whosits_112: Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.


You don't read what you write, do you?
 
2014-03-03 12:12:29 PM

Geoff Peterson: whosits_112: Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

You don't read what you write, do you?


I feel like I have a birth defect right now. It's called "lack of caffeine"...
 
2014-03-03 12:19:24 PM
The Aristocrats!

Stay classy, Texas.
 
2014-03-03 12:36:02 PM
I hope this means that "People of WalMart" will be getting a NSFW tag to help prevent people gouging out their eyes after seeing things that weren't meant for mortal eyes.
 
2014-03-03 12:36:34 PM

drayno76:  Texas....not surprised.

We don't even get this bad in Florida.

/DNRTFA


I now have you farkied as "in denial about florida"
 
2014-03-03 12:49:22 PM
Chained Heat 3?
 
2014-03-03 01:00:18 PM
its not incest if she is just a step sister............ or in his case he could be the adopted one


LOOP HOLES!!
 
2014-03-03 01:08:44 PM

mr smart the great: its not incest if she is just a step sister............ or in his case he could be the adopted one


LOOP HOLES!!


That is what he calls his sister's twat and ass.
 
2014-03-03 01:10:31 PM

jim32rr: shortymac: jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then

Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.

I tried that once before with a local Voodoo Doctor .... paranoia will destroy you. Very different stuff from what I enjoyed in my youth, must be missing the paraquat.


The trick is to either eat it or vap it in SMALL amounts. I would also look at tinctures, I hear people swear by them for pain management without mind effects.

Also, in Washington and Colorado you can look for brands that are specifically design for pain management, Indica strains.
 
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