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(Montgomery Police Reporter)   Not news: Woman detained for shoplifting at Walmart. Maybe news: Also charged meth possession. Fark: Also charged with having sex with her brother after they were caught making out through the bars of their adjoining cells   (montgomerycountypolicereporter.com ) divider line
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2014-03-03 09:26:39 AM  
Boobies
 
2014-03-03 09:27:14 AM  
anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.
 
2014-03-03 09:28:54 AM  
It had to be another brother. The one in the article is completely unfarkable.
 
2014-03-03 09:29:37 AM  
Aaaand Bleach, please.
 
2014-03-03 09:30:22 AM  
Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:12 AM  
is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:41 AM  
Yup. Time for a 'Walmart' tag.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:46 AM  
Making out with your brother while you are both locked in adjoining jail cells isn't normal, but on meth it is.
 
2014-03-03 09:32:43 AM  
"Sexx Laws"
 
2014-03-03 09:32:54 AM  
I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.
 
2014-03-03 09:34:02 AM  
Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?
 
2014-03-03 09:34:05 AM  
Can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.
 
2014-03-03 09:34:39 AM  

Buggar: Its called mental disorder.


Maybe they were born that way.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:26 AM  
What, you get diplomas, suitable for framing, when you're arrested?  This is something new.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:31 AM  
But you see she was adopted!

Sure they're step-siblings but the fact that her new daddy signed some paperwork means it's not so gross.

Or something.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:47 AM  
Walmart, meth, shoplifting, incest...I can't think of a way to make this any more white trash/redneck/hillbilly
 
2014-03-03 09:35:51 AM  
Or as it's known in Alabama, "Friday night."
 
2014-03-03 09:35:55 AM  

Stephen_Falken: anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.


Vodak?
 
2014-03-03 09:36:03 AM  
Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.
 
2014-03-03 09:36:12 AM  
And by step I meant half.
 
2014-03-03 09:36:47 AM  
Making out is sex now?  Why didn't anybody tell me that counted in high school?  I would've had a lot more to brag about.
 
2014-03-03 09:37:50 AM  

gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.


Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?
 
2014-03-03 09:37:54 AM  
The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.
 
2014-03-03 09:38:37 AM  

Last Man on Earth: Making out is sex now?  Why didn't anybody tell me that counted in high school?  I would've had a lot more to brag about.


Did you read the article? They caught them making out, then question the woman about it, and she confessed to the sexual relationship.
 
2014-03-03 09:38:46 AM  
Ahh, a two-fer!
More cushion, less pushin' and Closer kin, deeper in.
 
2014-03-03 09:39:05 AM  

gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.


Hey, that's a profound dilemma.
 
2014-03-03 09:39:10 AM  
It's nice that they make the children go to the other side of the ersatz curtain when they have sex in the one bed motel room they live in together.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:06 AM  

Stoj: But you see she was adopted!

Sure they're step-siblings but the fact that her new daddy signed some paperwork means it's not so gross.

Or something.


FTFA:  They're half-siblings.  They have the same mother.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:18 AM  

minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.


Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:54 AM  

Mell of a Hess: The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.




If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.
 
2014-03-03 09:41:06 AM  

Mell of a Hess: The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.


If you ain't good enough for kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
 
2014-03-03 09:42:24 AM  
montgomerycountypolicereporter.com

She's actually kind of cute.
 
2014-03-03 09:43:56 AM  

Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.


Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.
 
2014-03-03 09:44:59 AM  
I see Cersie and Jaime are getting have fallen on hard times if they have to resort to shoplifting.
 
2014-03-03 09:45:07 AM  

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!
 
2014-03-03 09:45:55 AM  
img2-1.timeinc.net

As long as you're holding an Oscar, it's ok.
 
2014-03-03 09:45:59 AM  
From the article:

Other times she and her brother would just go to the bathroom.
 
2014-03-03 09:46:27 AM  
The only thing worse than incest is hipster incest
 
2014-03-03 09:47:11 AM  

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


I'd let her treat me like family.
 
2014-03-03 09:47:59 AM  
Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?
 
2014-03-03 09:49:00 AM  
 Texas....not surprised.

We don't even get this bad in Florida.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-03-03 09:49:39 AM  

whosits_112: gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.

Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?


That won't deter Bubba.
 
2014-03-03 09:50:34 AM  

whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!


I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.
 
2014-03-03 09:52:15 AM  
Que up banjo music.
 
2014-03-03 09:53:01 AM  

blatz514: whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!

I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.


In Indiana, would that phrase be "Hoosier daddy"?
 
2014-03-03 09:55:17 AM  

bekaye: Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?


Damn, beat me to it. But I was gonna say TLC.
 
2014-03-03 09:56:23 AM  

HypnozombieX: Que up banjo music.


What up banjo music?

Is that the new crossover album featuring Flatt, Scruggs, and Sir Mix-a-Lot?
 
2014-03-03 09:57:39 AM  
They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page
 
2014-03-03 09:58:48 AM  

Mell of a Hess: whosits_112: gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.

Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?

That won't deter Bubba.


Only thing that would deter Bubba is a plate of ribs with some potato salad, rhubarb pie, a gallon of sweet tea, and the fattest white woman in the world.
 
2014-03-03 09:59:07 AM  

Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.


They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".
 
2014-03-03 09:59:09 AM  
This needs a Texas Tag.
 
2014-03-03 10:01:08 AM  

Shadowtag: bekaye: Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?

Damn, beat me to it. But I was gonna say TLC.


Maybe there will be a bidding war for it. Really though, what would you call it?
 
2014-03-03 10:02:28 AM  

Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.


I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.
 
2014-03-03 10:02:43 AM  
My, but these events are most unfortunate.

timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-03 10:04:22 AM  

cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".


Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.
 
2014-03-03 10:04:25 AM  

zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.


As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.
 
2014-03-03 10:04:42 AM  

kvinesknows: They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page


They are meth addicts, they sold it.
 
2014-03-03 10:09:55 AM  

gnosis301: minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.

Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.


superiorathleticsnewyork.com
 
2014-03-03 10:11:28 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

Yeah, it must be love.

FTA: It was at that point Beck asked if they could just charge his sister as she had a clean record.

... or something.
 
2014-03-03 10:15:15 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?


That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.
 
2014-03-03 10:17:42 AM  
Secret Service Thug: Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.
 
2014-03-03 10:18:47 AM  

Mell of a Hess: zimbomba63: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

I would say "forced prison homosexuality" is worse than consenting adults in a incestuous relationship.

Anyway, it's not "farking a dead dog in front of a daycare facility" weird.

As I recall from the thread, that biatch was asking for it.  Strutting around like that.

WTF is wrong with people?  I mean, besides meth and other drugs.


I think the defense attorney is going with the theory that the biatch would have asked for it, if it was, you know, still alive.  But now, I think it's just a matter of conjecture.
 
2014-03-03 10:19:36 AM  

wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.


And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.
 
2014-03-03 10:19:58 AM  

ongbok: kvinesknows: They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page

They are meth addicts, they sold it.


yeah what the hell..  how is that even a thing? How/why do companies buy other peoples facebook pageS?
 
2014-03-03 10:21:46 AM  
Even separate from the usual issues about farking siblings, I know too much as it is about how farked up my gene pool is without wanting to risk the possibility of compounding the issues by adding inbreeding.
 
2014-03-03 10:22:34 AM  

wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-03 10:23:35 AM  
It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.
 
2014-03-03 10:28:21 AM  

wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]


That's unfortunate.
 
2014-03-03 10:35:46 AM  

wellreadneck: wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]

That's unfortunate.


Every time I see or hear someone say Uncledaddy that picture comes to mind.
 
2014-03-03 10:39:32 AM  
If the government wont stay out of your bedroom, take your bedroom to the government!
 
2014-03-03 10:39:32 AM  

wild9: wellreadneck: wild9: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?

That is how I feel about the matter as well. fark your sibling all you want but please take precautions not to reproduce.

And don't let Uncle Daddy plow you in the same room with the two you already have.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x650]


A little "DIY bio-engineering gone wrong", there I see.
 
2014-03-03 10:54:02 AM  
snag.gy
We's all kindsa things
 
2014-03-03 10:55:09 AM  
Love will find a way...
 
2014-03-03 10:55:15 AM  

Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.


"Me, me, me!  The Olympics are all about me!"

The main difference is that in this case, turd wasn't involved.
 
2014-03-03 10:55:29 AM  

zimbomba63: What, you get diplomas, suitable for framing, when you're arrested?  This is something new.


My brother had a bench warrant sent to the house for unpaid parking tickets. I framed it and gave it to him for Christmas.
 
2014-03-03 10:56:17 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

I'd let her treat me like family.


Winnar.
 
2014-03-03 11:00:35 AM  

whosits_112: cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".

Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.


Not true, prohibitions against incest are a social constraint, not something that's genetically wired.
 
2014-03-03 11:04:11 AM  

KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.


I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month
 
2014-03-03 11:05:50 AM  

Stinkyy: Mell of a Hess: Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.

Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.

"Me, me, me!  The Olympics are all about me!"

The main difference is that in this case, turd wasn't involved.


I was most put-off by that phony Boitano.  Coming out for the Olympics, just to make a splash, after denying his sexuality for decades.  (Wasn't really a secret, Brian.)The gheys ought to disown you.
 
2014-03-03 11:08:31 AM  
cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

Well, at least we can agree that it's unnatural..
 
2014-03-03 11:09:20 AM  

gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month


I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then
 
2014-03-03 11:21:50 AM  

jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then


Pain sucks.  Hang in there.
 
2014-03-03 11:23:14 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.


The problem with incest, even among Adults, is that there are power dynamics at play that can fark with your head. Parent-child and older sibling-younger sibling relationships are inherently unbalanced.

Moreover, you have the issue with grooming the children to think that this is normal. It's a boundary you shouldn't step over.

Then finally you have issues with inbreeding, which can result in horrific deformities.
 
2014-03-03 11:25:19 AM  
Sis: WOW bro, you got a bigger dick then daddy !
Bro: I know, mom said the same thing last night.
/ old joke
//older guy
 
2014-03-03 11:31:36 AM  
Shut your farking face uncle brother farker...
/got nothin
 
2014-03-03 11:33:08 AM  
As a former inhabitant of Montgomery County, Texas I'm getting a kick... nightmare flashbacks of my time there and can vouch for the probability that this happens a lot in those parts.
 
2014-03-03 11:46:34 AM  

gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month


Opium addiction is like that though, you'll have no hangover effect for the longest time then BAM you're physically addicted to it. Scary shiat.

You're crack story is a textbook case of most addicts first try, it's probably how Rob Ford got hooked on it.
 
2014-03-03 11:52:35 AM  

jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then


Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.
 
2014-03-03 11:58:21 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 12:00:29 PM  

shortymac: jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then

Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.


I tried that once before with a local Voodoo Doctor .... paranoia will destroy you. Very different stuff from what I enjoyed in my youth, must be missing the paraquat.
 
2014-03-03 12:06:39 PM  

whosits_112: Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.


You don't read what you write, do you?
 
2014-03-03 12:12:29 PM  

Geoff Peterson: whosits_112: Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

You don't read what you write, do you?


I feel like I have a birth defect right now. It's called "lack of caffeine"...
 
2014-03-03 12:19:24 PM  
The Aristocrats!

Stay classy, Texas.
 
2014-03-03 12:36:02 PM  
I hope this means that "People of WalMart" will be getting a NSFW tag to help prevent people gouging out their eyes after seeing things that weren't meant for mortal eyes.
 
2014-03-03 12:36:34 PM  

drayno76:  Texas....not surprised.

We don't even get this bad in Florida.

/DNRTFA


I now have you farkied as "in denial about florida"
 
2014-03-03 12:49:22 PM  
Chained Heat 3?
 
2014-03-03 01:00:18 PM  
its not incest if she is just a step sister............ or in his case he could be the adopted one


LOOP HOLES!!
 
2014-03-03 01:08:44 PM  

mr smart the great: its not incest if she is just a step sister............ or in his case he could be the adopted one


LOOP HOLES!!


That is what he calls his sister's twat and ass.
 
2014-03-03 01:10:31 PM  

jim32rr: shortymac: jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then

Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.

I tried that once before with a local Voodoo Doctor .... paranoia will destroy you. Very different stuff from what I enjoyed in my youth, must be missing the paraquat.


The trick is to either eat it or vap it in SMALL amounts. I would also look at tinctures, I hear people swear by them for pain management without mind effects.

Also, in Washington and Colorado you can look for brands that are specifically design for pain management, Indica strains.
 
2014-03-03 01:20:45 PM  

mr smart the great: its not incest if she is just a step sister............ or in his case he could be the adopted one


LOOP HOLES!!


They both have the same mother via blood.
 
2014-03-03 01:28:22 PM  

shortymac: jim32rr: shortymac: jim32rr: gfid: KidneyStone: It boggles my my how anyone could think using meth is a good idea.  Or heroin.  Or crack.

I sometimes think about it.   I wouldn't want to be an addict though.  I'm sure no one tries any of those drugs thinking they'll end up "needing" them every day.

The thing is it's probably much easier to give in to the temptation to try a drug if it's often available.  True story, bro.  I once took a hit off a crack pipe.  I think it was cashed because I didn't feel anything and it just tasted metallic.  I was drunk and had been unsuccessful at scoring any pot that night and it was offered to me.

Crack seems like a really bad idea, but the person who handed me the crack pipe wouldn't smoke pot because of employment drug tests.  That's farked up.

If heroin were made legal and over the counter I could maybe see getting in to that.  Apparently most of the problems with heroin have to do with scoring it and not knowing how it's cut and how pure it is and dirty needles.  And I have loved all the opiates I've consumed.  I've somehow managed not to get a habit, but

I'd probably prefer just to smoke some opium though.  I guess until I built up a tolerance and needed MORE!

/had some opium many years ago and it was awesome.
//not anything like pot, but the cool thing is the pipe we smoked it from was used for pot and all the pot we smoked out of it tasted like opium for at least a month

I'm a disabled vet sitting here in pain and going through withdrawals at the same time from running out of my pain medicine of choice, Vicodin. So farked then

Get thee to either Washington or Colorado my friend.

Pot isn't the panacea hippies claim it to me but at the very least you won't go through withdrawal.

I tried that once before with a local Voodoo Doctor .... paranoia will destroy you. Very different stuff from what I enjoyed in my youth, must be missing the paraquat.

The trick is to either eat it or vap it in SMALL amounts. I would also lo ...


Thanks for the ProTip, sorry for the thread jacking. Back to the incest, that's why we're here
 
2014-03-03 01:36:36 PM  
They're idiots, e.g., don't agree to a car search unless you know it's clean, but I see nothing immoral in their relationship. Half-siblings are no more related than first cousins, which is even legal in about half the states, and even first-degree relatedness matters naught when they don't reproduce. If it's okay for consenting adults to do extreme BDSM why forbid incest?
 
2014-03-03 01:44:31 PM  

The One True TheDavid: They're idiots, e.g., don't agree to a car search unless you know it's clean, but I see nothing immoral in their relationship. Half-siblings are no more related than first cousins, which is even legal in about half the states, and even first-degree relatedness matters naught when they don't reproduce. If it's okay for consenting adults to do extreme BDSM why forbid incest?


Uh...I think if you share the same mother then you are more related than first cousins who, by definition, share the same grandmother.
 
2014-03-03 01:47:51 PM  

VladTheEmailer: The One True TheDavid: They're idiots, e.g., don't agree to a car search unless you know it's clean, but I see nothing immoral in their relationship. Half-siblings are no more related than first cousins, which is even legal in about half the states, and even first-degree relatedness matters naught when they don't reproduce. If it's okay for consenting adults to do extreme BDSM why forbid incest?

Uh...I think if you share the same mother then you are more related than first cousins who, by definition, share the same grandmother.


Shhh, don't tell him that. He's banging his half sister, and needs to believe this.
 
2014-03-03 01:53:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

You have never slept as peacefully.
 
2014-03-03 02:04:43 PM  
Oh brother. Well, that's enough Internet for today.

/and I just got here
//thanks Obama
 
2014-03-03 02:08:52 PM  

Witness99: Oh brother.



That's what she said!
 
2014-03-03 02:38:25 PM  

al's hat: Witness99: Oh brother.


That's what she said!


Well, you just got my vote.
 
2014-03-03 03:54:05 PM  

shortymac: Mid_mo_mad_man: I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.

The problem with incest, even among Adults, is that there are power dynamics at play that can fark with your head. Parent-child and older sibling-younger sibling relationships are inherently unbalanced.


Not really.  Most incidences of adult incest are a result of GSA, i.e. people reuniting after being separated for the part of their lives where power dynamics form.

Moreover, you have the issue with grooming the children to think that this is normal. It's a boundary you shouldn't step over.

Is this along the lines of "gay parents will make their kids gay?"  Because that's nonsense.

Then finally you have issues with inbreeding, which can result in horrific deformities.

The genetic dangers of isolated inbreeding/backbreeding in human beings are highly overblown.  The two in the article have less to worry about in terms of having unhealthy children than a couple over 40.  Repeated inbreeding is highly dangerous, but also astronomically unlikely to result from GSA couples.

The One True TheDavid: Half-siblings are no more related than first cousins


Actually, they're "twice as related" on average. They are between 0 and 50% homozygous, (average 25%) while first cousins are between 0 and 25% homozygous.  However it is correct to say that they are "no more related" than double cousins, (i.e. the children of you and your brother, when your brother marries your wife's sister).

The One True TheDavid: I see nothing immoral in their relationship.


Also, I agree with this. No abuse of underage family members = none of anyone's goddamned business.
 
2014-03-03 04:15:45 PM  
Elbow sex.
 
2014-03-03 04:16:05 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: whosits_112: cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".

Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.

Not true, prohibitions against incest are a social constraint, not something that's genetically wired.


It's actually not that clear-cut.  The incest taboo is certainly a social phenomenon, and is not universal across cultures.  However, there is some evidence that we have an inbuilt psychological mechanism that keeps us from finding certain people attractive.  It's not based on consanguinity, but rather on proximity during formative years.

The result is that since most people who have sibs (or parents) are raised with them, most people are sexually desensitized to their "close" relatives.  It's normal to find your sister "icky" despite the fact that she is likely to have many traits that you'd normally find attractive in a person: similar facial structure, eye color, hair color, and particularly body odor.  We then project that ickiness outward as a social norm and ostracize those who don't conform, in much the same way that we have done with homosexuality.  Most of the religious and pseudo-scientific justifications you hear for the taboo are just rationalizations for an emotional aversion resulting from a lack of empathy.

Because over 100K kids are adopted into non-genetically-related families each year, and grow up apart from their blood sibs and parents, a significant number of reunions occur that are likely to produce relationships that defy this norm.  Something like 50% of reunited sibs report strong sexual feelings for one another if they were separated at a young enough age.  It's become fairly widespread, and scientists have coined the term "Genetic Sexual Attraction" to help describe and differentiate it from incest, which carries the connotation of child abuse.

You are  correct though, that there's really no logical reason that these people should be ostracized.  They don't pose a significant danger to society.  We should just leave them alone.
 
2014-03-03 04:42:56 PM  
but i've been reassured here on fark that meth has got a bad rap.  it's not that bad at all.

/don't care if i'm late
/meth is bad  mmm k
 
2014-03-03 04:57:20 PM  

inner ted: but i've been reassured here on fark that meth has got a bad rap.  it's not that bad at all.

/don't care if i'm late
/meth is bad  mmm k


People on here on Fark also claim that heroin isn't that bad, it is bad heroin that is bad.
 
2014-03-03 05:04:20 PM  

Z-clipped: Tyrone Slothrop: whosits_112: cchris_39: Buggar: Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.

They use to say that about gays.

I'm gonna go with "they are consenting adults and it's nobody else's business".

Actually, unlike being gay, sister/brother f*ckin' is a mental disorder. I'm pretty sure that human brains are wired up so that siblings are meant to be repulsive in that regards, so as to limit inbreeding, and therefore causing sever birth defects in children.

I'm all for "let consenting adults do what they want", but even I think this goes beyond and should be a no-no.

Not true, prohibitions against incest are a social constraint, not something that's genetically wired.

It's actually not that clear-cut.  The incest taboo is certainly a social phenomenon, and is not universal across cultures.  However, there is some evidence that we have an inbuilt psychological mechanism that keeps us from finding certain people attractive.  It's not based on consanguinity, but rather on proximity during formative years.

The result is that since most people who have sibs (or parents) are raised with them, most people are sexually desensitized to their "close" relatives.  It's normal to find your sister "icky" despite the fact that she is likely to have many traits that you'd normally find attractive in a person: similar facial structure, eye color, hair color, and particularly body odor.  We then project that ickiness outward as a social norm and ostracize those who don't conform, in much the same way that we have done with homosexuality.  Most of the religious and pseudo-scientific justifications you hear for the taboo are just rationalizations for an emotional aversion resulting from a lack of empathy.

Because over 100K kids are adopted into non-genetically-related families each year, and grow up apart from their blood sibs and parents, a significant number of reunions occur that are likely to produce relationships that defy this norm.  Somethi ...


It didn't actually say if these two half-siblings grew up together or not. If they did then I'd be worried about a possible mental problem existing in order to overcome the built-in repulsion that would normally be there.

If not, well as long as they don't ever reproduce with each other, not a huge deal. But I certainly would feel happier if they'd stop sharing the same bed with the twin daughters.

For that matter, has anyone checked who the father of those little kids is?
 
2014-03-03 05:15:57 PM  

Nidiot: It didn't actually say if these two half-siblings grew up together or not. If they did then I'd be worried about a possible mental problem existing in order to overcome the built-in repulsion that would normally be there.


FTA: Ellet was then removed and taken back to another office and questioned about the strange relationship. She told them she was adopted and had the same biological mother but a different father. She stated that Beck had been in prison and they had been writing each other.

Adopted, so most likely they didn't grow up together.

Nidiot: If not, well as long as they don't ever reproduce with each other, not a huge deal.


I'd be more worried about the fact that they're drug addicts than the fact that they're related when it comes to having kids.
 
2014-03-03 05:16:36 PM  
I thought if two people loved each other...
 
2014-03-03 05:46:59 PM  

shortymac: Mid_mo_mad_man: I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.

The problem with incest, even among Adults, is that there are power dynamics at play that can fark with your head. Parent-child and older sibling-younger sibling relationships are inherently unbalanced.

Moreover, you have the issue with grooming the children to think that this is normal. It's a boundary you shouldn't step over.

Then finally you have issues with inbreeding, which can result in horrific deformities.


Even leaving out the issues of inbreeding, which some people are arguing are not as problematic as claimed, the power imbalance is enough for me to consider it to be as much of a no-go area as doctor/patient or teacher/student type relationships.

I just recently heard of a case where it was claimed that the relationship was a 'consensual one between adults', except it turned out the girl was first molested by her older sibling when she was thirteen. It makes me wonder if she would have consented to sex with her sibling as an adult, had she not been molested while in her formative years.

I'm in favour of adults doing anything they want with other consenting adults, but please leave children and animals well out of it.
 
2014-03-03 08:09:24 PM  
Approves.
 
2014-03-03 08:24:41 PM  

shortymac: They both have the same mother via blood.


Or DNA even
 
2014-03-03 09:10:26 PM  

Mell of a Hess: whosits_112: gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.

Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?

That won't deter Bubba.


So you get your sister to sleep with Bubba, problem solved.
 
2014-03-03 10:04:35 PM  
But if I find brother-on-brother sex revolting, I'm homophobic, right?
 
2014-03-04 09:03:46 AM  

Alleyoop: But if I find brother-on-brother sex revolting, I'm homophobic, right?


or racist.
 
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