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(Montgomery Police Reporter)   Not news: Woman detained for shoplifting at Walmart. Maybe news: Also charged meth possession. Fark: Also charged with having sex with her brother after they were caught making out through the bars of their adjoining cells   (montgomerycountypolicereporter.com) divider line 123
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2014-03-03 09:26:39 AM
Boobies
 
2014-03-03 09:27:14 AM
anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.
 
2014-03-03 09:28:28 AM

Stephen_Falken: anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.


Caught sayof?
 
2014-03-03 09:28:54 AM
It had to be another brother. The one in the article is completely unfarkable.
 
2014-03-03 09:29:37 AM
Aaaand Bleach, please.
 
2014-03-03 09:30:22 AM
Its called mental disorder. And there are kids involved so it sucks.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:12 AM
is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:41 AM
Yup. Time for a 'Walmart' tag.
 
2014-03-03 09:31:46 AM
Making out with your brother while you are both locked in adjoining jail cells isn't normal, but on meth it is.
 
2014-03-03 09:32:43 AM
"Sexx Laws"
 
2014-03-03 09:32:54 AM
I wonder how often someone is charged for sexual conduct with a adult sibling. I wouldn't think it's a common thing*.

* With the exception of Kansas of course.
 
2014-03-03 09:34:02 AM
Disgusting, to be sure. But if they are not reproducing with each other, what is the harm?
 
2014-03-03 09:34:05 AM
Can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.
 
2014-03-03 09:34:39 AM

Buggar: Its called mental disorder.


Maybe they were born that way.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:26 AM
What, you get diplomas, suitable for framing, when you're arrested?  This is something new.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:31 AM
But you see she was adopted!

Sure they're step-siblings but the fact that her new daddy signed some paperwork means it's not so gross.

Or something.
 
2014-03-03 09:35:47 AM
Walmart, meth, shoplifting, incest...I can't think of a way to make this any more white trash/redneck/hillbilly
 
2014-03-03 09:35:51 AM
Or as it's known in Alabama, "Friday night."
 
2014-03-03 09:35:55 AM

Stephen_Falken: anyway, what I meant to say besides that is,

what is this I don't even.


Vodak?
 
2014-03-03 09:36:03 AM
Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.
 
2014-03-03 09:36:12 AM
And by step I meant half.
 
2014-03-03 09:36:47 AM
Making out is sex now?  Why didn't anybody tell me that counted in high school?  I would've had a lot more to brag about.
 
2014-03-03 09:37:50 AM

gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.


Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?
 
2014-03-03 09:37:54 AM
The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.
 
2014-03-03 09:38:37 AM

Last Man on Earth: Making out is sex now?  Why didn't anybody tell me that counted in high school?  I would've had a lot more to brag about.


Did you read the article? They caught them making out, then question the woman about it, and she confessed to the sexual relationship.
 
2014-03-03 09:38:46 AM
Ahh, a two-fer!
More cushion, less pushin' and Closer kin, deeper in.
 
2014-03-03 09:39:05 AM

gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.


Hey, that's a profound dilemma.
 
2014-03-03 09:39:10 AM
It's nice that they make the children go to the other side of the ersatz curtain when they have sex in the one bed motel room they live in together.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:06 AM

Stoj: But you see she was adopted!

Sure they're step-siblings but the fact that her new daddy signed some paperwork means it's not so gross.

Or something.


FTFA:  They're half-siblings.  They have the same mother.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:18 AM

minoridiot: Buggar: Its called mental disorder.

Maybe they were born that way.


Maybe it's Maybelline methamphetamine.
 
2014-03-03 09:40:54 AM

Mell of a Hess: The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.




If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.
 
2014-03-03 09:41:06 AM

Mell of a Hess: The family that lays together stays together.

Vice is nice, but incest is best.


If you ain't good enough for kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
 
2014-03-03 09:42:24 AM
montgomerycountypolicereporter.com

She's actually kind of cute.
 
2014-03-03 09:43:56 AM

Stinkyy: Wow, what's worse: this or homosexuality? Yuck and double-yuck.


Homosexuality is worse.  These WalMart perverts didn't hijack the Olympics spotlight or derail perfectly valid legislation in Arizona.

At least this brother/sister duo had the common decency to keep their sexual relationship confined to one side of a partition, or in the county poke.

Heh heh.  Poke.
 
2014-03-03 09:44:59 AM
I see Cersie and Jaime are getting have fallen on hard times if they have to resort to shoplifting.
 
2014-03-03 09:45:07 AM

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!
 
2014-03-03 09:45:55 AM
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As long as you're holding an Oscar, it's ok.
 
2014-03-03 09:45:59 AM
From the article:

Other times she and her brother would just go to the bathroom.
 
2014-03-03 09:46:27 AM
The only thing worse than incest is hipster incest
 
2014-03-03 09:47:11 AM

blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.


I'd let her treat me like family.
 
2014-03-03 09:47:59 AM
Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?
 
2014-03-03 09:49:00 AM
 Texas....not surprised.

We don't even get this bad in Florida.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-03-03 09:49:39 AM

whosits_112: gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.

Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?


That won't deter Bubba.
 
2014-03-03 09:50:34 AM

whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!


I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.
 
2014-03-03 09:52:15 AM
Que up banjo music.
 
2014-03-03 09:53:01 AM

blatz514: whosits_112: blatz514: [montgomerycountypolicereporter.com image 768x576]

She's actually kind of cute.

Well we know she puts out, so go get it, man! Just lie and say you are her cousin or something!

I guess yelling 'who's your daddy' means something a bit different to her.


In Indiana, would that phrase be "Hoosier daddy"?
 
2014-03-03 09:55:17 AM

bekaye: Looks like A&E has a new reality show. I wonder what they are going to call it?


Damn, beat me to it. But I was gonna say TLC.
 
2014-03-03 09:56:23 AM

HypnozombieX: Que up banjo music.


What up banjo music?

Is that the new crossover album featuring Flatt, Scruggs, and Sir Mix-a-Lot?
 
2014-03-03 09:57:39 AM
They are so farked up they dont even have a FaceBook page
 
2014-03-03 09:58:48 AM

Mell of a Hess: whosits_112: gfid: is it worse to have sex with a 300 pound black dude named Bubba than your sister when you're in prison?

You guys do what you want, I'll be with my sister.

Man, that's a tough call. How about "neither"? Is "neither" ok? Is that an option? Because if it isn't, I think I'll just cut off my junk, k?

That won't deter Bubba.


Only thing that would deter Bubba is a plate of ribs with some potato salad, rhubarb pie, a gallon of sweet tea, and the fattest white woman in the world.
 
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