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(14 News Evansville)   If you are carrying 660 grams of marijuana, a grinder, plastic baggies, digital scales and over $1,900 in cash it would probably be smart to do the speed limit   (14news.com) divider line 39
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2014-03-03 11:15:10 AM  
Or set up shop in Colorado.
 
2014-03-03 11:16:37 AM  
To generalize the headline, don't break more than one law at a time.
 
2014-03-03 11:16:56 AM  
Legalize it.

Look at the 21 yr old hardened criminal.
 
2014-03-03 11:17:50 AM  
Probably doing deliveries because he lives with his parents. Fark him.
 
2014-03-03 11:19:08 AM  
Or, at least the speed limit
 
2014-03-03 11:19:12 AM  
Too be fair, that's about the only job available in Evansville.
My god that place is a shiathole.
 
2014-03-03 11:19:54 AM  
Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?
 
2014-03-03 11:20:12 AM  

cretinbob: Too be fair, that's about the only job available in Evansville.
My god that place is a shiathole.


Never heard of it
 
2014-03-03 11:20:43 AM  
660 grams sounds like a lot, but it's barely .07% of a short ton.
 
2014-03-03 11:22:24 AM  

Serious Black: To generalize the headline, don't break more than one law at a time.


This. If you're going to break the law, don't break another one at the same time.
 
2014-03-03 11:22:45 AM  
whats the grinder for?
 
2014-03-03 11:23:10 AM  

Splish: 660 grams sounds like a lot, but it's barely .07% of a short ton.


Since the officer said it was "raw" amrijuana (wtf?), it's obviously a lot more than regular
 
2014-03-03 11:23:40 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?


I've had many speeding, expired reg., failing to stop, DUI, no seatbelt, on and on.  I know people who have never been pulled over.   Knowing this, if I had a stash I'd drive like they do.
 
2014-03-03 11:23:45 AM  
Thank God. Now the citizens of Kentuckiana can sleep safely at night.

And 660 grams? Did they weigh it with the perp's scale?
 
2014-03-03 11:24:21 AM  
There's some good advice in Pulp Fiction for criminals. If you're going to do illegal shiat you need to have a car in good working order, have your tags up to date, proper insurance, and for god sakes obey the traffic laws.
 
2014-03-03 11:25:21 AM  
MJ is in grams now?
660 gms =~ 23 ounces a major deal
 
2014-03-03 11:25:33 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?


Just go fast enough that they can't catch you.
 
2014-03-03 11:25:54 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?


I think people get  lazy because only the cops think weed is some big criminal act so they go for years around everyone else smoking and carrying weed like it's no big deal.
 
2014-03-03 11:27:58 AM  
That's not the way to pay your tuition.
 
2014-03-03 11:28:07 AM  
21 years old and you might as well shoot him and put him out of his misery now, his life is over after he gets out of prison in 10 years, if he gets out.  He might as well hang himself, he will never be able to get anything other than a shiatty job with his criminal record.

In Washington or Colorado he would have been written a couple of tickets and sent on his way.  Speeding and carrying too much weed at one time.  In his state his life is now over.

/the prison machine MUST be fed.
 
2014-03-03 11:32:23 AM  
So street value around 2 billion. Need those fed dollars.
 
2014-03-03 11:33:18 AM  
Willie is at it again.

Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-farking-culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
 
2014-03-03 11:44:10 AM  

Headso: AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?

I think people get  lazy because only the cops think weed is some big criminal act so they go for years around everyone else smoking and carrying weed like it's no big deal.


Yep, like a friend of mine, a fireman/paramedic. Drives around with his favorite pipe on the dashboard.   I've ask how farked he would be if the cops cited him, but he doesn't seem to be concerned.
 
2014-03-03 11:50:36 AM  
Don't speed if you've got lots of weed.
 
2014-03-03 11:58:33 AM  
If you are carrying 660 grams of marijuana, a grinder, plastic baggies, digital scales and over $1,900 in cash...

*Checks pockets*

Nope. No cash. I only deal in gold doubloons. Guess I'm safe...
 
2014-03-03 12:04:27 PM  

kvinesknows: whats the grinder for?


upload.wikimedia.org
Lunch.
 
2014-03-03 12:04:34 PM  
My guess is he was driving at a safe speed that makes sense with a safe, albeit raw substance. Stupid laws not targeted at public safety. I sometimes wish all people dumb enough to believe their religion is real would die in a fire. There is definitely a parallel between gullible, pretentious religionites and a mentality which puts forth senseless laws which destroy our youth and society as a whole. Go suck Jesus' dirk and die in a fire all of you.
 
2014-03-03 12:07:20 PM  
If you are carrying 660 grams of marijuana, a grinder, plastic baggies, digital scales and over $1,900 in cash it would probably be smart to do the speed limit

Possession of a sandwich is a crime now? No hero tag? That's sub standard.
 
2014-03-03 12:12:07 PM  

KingKauff: If you're going to break the law, don't break another one at the same time.


Terrible, terrible advice. The cops will respect you more if you give them a lot of reasons to arrest you. The more, the better. Carry a gun. And make sure to make it as illegal as possible. Saw off the barrel. Make it full-auto. And use armor-piercing rounds. The cops won't like you if you don't look like a pro. Wear a mask. Drive as fast as possible. And if they do try to pull you over, make a run for it. There's no way a police car can keep up with a stolen Corolla, through the open desert. Be bold, have fun, and GOOD LUCK!
 
2014-03-03 12:13:22 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?


He gets it now - just look at the expression on that kids face, and the haunted eyes. "Maaaaan, did I just fark up."
AND he was doing the portioning in his car *facepalm*

/legalize it
 
2014-03-03 12:19:29 PM  

Headso: AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?

I think people get  lazy because only the cops think weed is some big criminal act so they go for years around everyone else smoking and carrying weed like it's no big deal.


Saw a lot of people get arrogant with coke in the 80s. Lost count of how many times I saw lines get cut on bars and on restaurant tables.

/no one thinks THEY will get caught
 
2014-03-03 12:26:56 PM  

kvinesknows: whats the grinder for?


Picking up gay guys, I think?
 
2014-03-03 01:02:34 PM  

gizmanjr: So street value around 2 billion. Need those fed dollars.


Don't exaggerate. It's more like $14.2 Mil at most.
 
2014-03-03 01:34:16 PM  

lindalouwho: AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?

He gets it now - just look at the expression on that kids face, and the haunted eyes. "Maaaaan, did I just fark up."
AND he was doing the portioning in his car *facepalm*

/legalize it


Jokes on him.  It'll probably be legal in most, if not all states by the time he gets out of prison.
 
2014-03-03 02:12:31 PM  

Starshines: lindalouwho: AugieDoggyDaddy: Since I don't use or sell MJ I don't get how this happens so often.
Can it be that hard not to give the cops a reason to pull you over?  43 in A 30 zone is a good reason.
Can it be that hard to package your stuff to that the cop can't smell it just by standing next to you car window?

He gets it now - just look at the expression on that kids face, and the haunted eyes. "Maaaaan, did I just fark up."
AND he was doing the portioning in his car *facepalm*

/legalize it

Jokes on him.  It'll probably be legal in most, if not all states by the time he gets out of prison.


Tho he is a Crowned Prince of Knuckleheads, it still breaks my heart that you're right.
 
2014-03-03 02:23:05 PM  

kona: Legalize it.

Look at the 21 yr old soon to be hardened criminal.


FTFY
 
2014-03-03 08:42:40 PM  
How does a cop know what raw ganja smells like, anyway? Do cops get "special training" in the smells of contraband? Or was said cop sampling the scents of the evidence locker?
 
2014-03-03 09:10:26 PM  
Put it in a portable safe and claim you don't know the combination?
 
2014-03-04 01:22:55 AM  
20.38 grams shy of a pound-and-a-half. Somebody didn't tare out for the baggie? Poof smoke before taking delivery?? "They'll never miss a couple."???
 
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