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(Yahoo)   "And the winner for best special effects, Kim Novak's plastic surgeon"   (ca.shine.yahoo.com) divider line 75
    More: Fail, Kim Novak, oscars, Matthew McConaughey, Margot Robbie  
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2014-03-02 11:33:46 PM  
From TFA:

Anybody else find it ironic that Kim Novak gave Frozen the Oscar?
 
2014-03-02 11:38:54 PM  
I had the TV sound off.  Is that Kim Novak, I says to myself, not wanting to believe it.  She was, at one time, quite the classy lady.
 
2014-03-03 12:26:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 12:38:04 AM  
WINNER?!

Please tell me you're kidding, subby.
 
2014-03-03 12:39:14 AM  
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw her.
www.electrongate.com
 
2014-03-03 12:44:12 AM  
I was wondering who that was. Wasn't really paying that close attention.

Seriously, botox makes you look worse than you should. Stay out of the sun (or wear sunscreen), don't smoke, stay hydrated, exercise, and age as gracefully as you can.

/that's my story and I'm sticking to it
 
2014-03-03 01:05:28 AM  
Her plastic surgeon should be brought out back and shot.
 
2014-03-03 01:07:14 AM  

johnnieconnie: I was wondering who that was. Wasn't really paying that close attention.

Seriously, botox makes you look worse than you should. Stay out of the sun (or wear sunscreen), don't smoke, stay hydrated, exercise, and age as gracefully as you can.

/that's my story and I'm sticking to it


That wasn't just botox.  She's 81.  That is a facelift, terrible collagen implants, botox, possibly some structural bone lifts, and maybe a stroke.
 
2014-03-03 01:08:12 AM  
I saw her on stage, and wondered who the hell on the production team thought that was a good idea.
 
2014-03-03 01:08:33 AM  
I was going WTF...then found out she's in her 80's.

It's not like she's she's doing Micheal Jackson level crap or other obsessive stuff at a young age.

Still, she probably needs a new doctor; or someone to say "hey! give it a rest". Instead of trying to roll back to 30...just aim for 50 okay?
 
2014-03-03 01:15:39 AM  
Mr. DeMille, she's ready for her close up.
 
2014-03-03 01:17:25 AM  
Do we have a picture of Kenny Rogers?
 
2014-03-03 01:20:33 AM  

fusillade762: Do we have a picture of Kenny Rogers?


blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2014-03-03 01:22:24 AM  
Do you know how I got these scars?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-03 01:24:10 AM  

Mark Ratner: Her plastic surgeon should be brought out back and shot.


I don't think that was plastic surgery.

I think it was Ray Harryhausen's last model and he died before completing it
 
2014-03-03 01:24:53 AM  
She is 81.

She could just grow old gracefully but society really doesn't like their 81 year old ingenues to look 81.
 
2014-03-03 01:28:04 AM  

Ray Vaughn: She is 81.


Yeah, but she's got the body of a 65 year old.
 
2014-03-03 01:37:42 AM  
She looks bad, and I feel bad for her. But she won me over and I was rooting for her to read those words correctly. She's been judged by her hotness for over 60 years. That can't be healthy, mental-wise. And I thought she long-dead anyway.
 
2014-03-03 01:37:45 AM  
That's someone who had plastic surgery, continued to age, did it again, and so forth.

Bette Midler looked pretty freaky too.
 
2014-03-03 01:38:55 AM  

Sgygus: I had the TV sound off.  Is that Kim Novak, I says to myself, not wanting to believe it.  She was, at one time, quite the classy lady.


Serious babe.
 
2014-03-03 01:38:59 AM  

Mark Ratner: Her plastic surgeon should be brought out back and shot.


why blame the surgeon ?
the blame lies in the moron who went to a surgeon in the first place.
 
2014-03-03 01:41:21 AM  
I thought it was Robert D'Zar in drag.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-03 01:44:09 AM  

namatad: Mark Ratner: Her plastic surgeon should be brought out back and shot.

why blame the surgeon ?
the blame lies in the moron who went to a surgeon in the first place.


Did you see her? A good doctor, one not motivated by greed, would either do a nip/tuck that wouldn't be so blatantly obvious, or he would pass. It's a stretch I know, especially for a plastic surgeon.
 
2014-03-03 01:46:25 AM  
She was damn sexy in this (in 58).

verdoux.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-03 01:47:08 AM  
I didn't see Ms. Novak, but I did recoil at the sight of Goldie Hawn. Dear Lord, why did she iron her face w/ a rake?
 
2014-03-03 01:49:59 AM  
Eh...she looks like a sixty year old with bad plastic surgery.  When you are 80, that's about as good as you can do.
 
2014-03-03 01:55:44 AM  

Hollie Maea: Eh...she looks like a sixty year old with bad plastic surgery.  When you are 80, that's about as good as you can do.


Eva Marie Saint was on Sunday Morning today. No cutting, she's 90 and she's pretty good looking. Good genes probably.
 
2014-03-03 02:33:18 AM  
I see this look a lot at work (retail). I call it the Puppet Mask effect.
 
2014-03-03 02:47:47 AM  
Why doesn't someone just develop some kind of hat that projects a hologram of their youthful face down over their real face.

HoloFaceTM  [patent pending]
 
2014-03-03 03:08:44 AM  

Ray Vaughn: She is 81.

She could just grow old gracefully but society really doesn't like their 81 year old ingenues to look 81.


IMO, Betty White looks a hellava lot better, and she hasn't had ANY work done!
 
2014-03-03 03:26:49 AM  

Robert1966: She was damn sexy in this (in 58).

[verdoux.files.wordpress.com image 850x878]


Aw, that cat's dead by now.  Now I'm sad.
 
2014-03-03 03:30:31 AM  

danhauser: I thought it was Robert D'Zar in drag.

[img.fark.net image 848x579]


Related, this photo has the most strange facial features I've ever seen in one photo of just two people

www.nanarland.com
 
2014-03-03 04:00:16 AM  
Barbara Bel Geddes is still hotter.
 
2014-03-03 04:37:16 AM  
Matthew McConaughey deserves an Oscar for Best Supporting an Actress. He was so gallant and supportive and kind with Kim Novak. What a sweetheart.
 
2014-03-03 05:10:03 AM  

NobleHam: That's someone who had plastic surgery, continued to age, did it again, and so forth.


One more facelift and she'll have a goatee

.
 
2014-03-03 05:58:52 AM  

danhauser: I thought it was Robert D'Zar in drag.


Agreed.

/"My nephew was in the Mighty Ducks!"
 
2014-03-03 06:58:17 AM  

Solid Muldoon: Matthew McConaughey deserves an Oscar for Best Supporting an Actress. He was so gallant and supportive and kind with Kim Novak. What a sweetheart.


I said it in another thread - I'll say it again:  McConaughey is officially in 'that' club of doods you have every reason to hate and just can't:  Clooney, Timberlake, Pitt...freakishly attractive doods who are good at what they do, look carved out of marble, and seem just nice as hell.  He was being awesome with scary plastic lady...and Mr. Bea said 'Geez...can't he trip the old lady just so I can hate him for something?'

Do any of these women look at themselves after these procedures and go 'Do I seriously look like THAT now?'
 
2014-03-03 07:17:10 AM  

Shadowtag: Barbara Bel Geddes is still hotter.


damn sexy, in fact. less of a coont, too.
 
2014-03-03 07:31:50 AM  
She is charming. Saw portions of her interview with Robert Osborne (Turner Classic Movies) at the TCM Film Festival

She was beautiful in Bell, Book and Candle.
www.thelmagazine.com

Loved her in Hitchcock's Vertigo..
www.gonemovies.com
Thank you for the great performances. I like seeing some of the last remaining Hollywood studio-era actors and actresses. I'll take a pass on saying mean things about an 81 year old woman, thank you.
 
2014-03-03 07:32:10 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I didn't see Ms. Novak, but I did recoil at the sight of Goldie Hawn. Dear Lord, why did she iron her face w/ a rake?


Repeating from the Oscar thread:

If Jennifer Lawrence ends up looking like her in 40 years, mercy kill her.
 
2014-03-03 07:36:09 AM  
As many celebrities as there are who have ended up looking like this after plastic surgery, you would think that after a while, somebody would figure out that aging gracefully is preferable.

Wonder why they think their end result will be different?
 
2014-03-03 07:37:05 AM  

albert71292: Ray Vaughn: She is 81.

She could just grow old gracefully but society really doesn't like their 81 year old ingenues to look 81.

IMO, Betty White looks a hellava lot better, and she hasn't had ANY work done!


This, this, farking this.

Barbara Eden, Jenny Agutter, Barbara Feldon, Julie Newmar, Dawn Wells -- some of them Al Bundy Sort of Want.

All looking better.

/even Sally Field
 
2014-03-03 07:40:44 AM  

Sgygus: I had the TV sound off.  Is that Kim Novak, I says to myself, not wanting to believe it.  She was, at one time, quite the classy lady.


Did she and Whoopi have the same voice coach?

/wait'll they get a load of me
 
2014-03-03 07:43:09 AM  

taxandspend: NobleHam: That's someone who had plastic surgery, continued to age, did it again, and so forth.

Bette Midler looked pretty freaky too.

Speaking of Bette Midler, could they have made that segment of the show any longer? What happened to having the artist sing  while the pictures and names of the deceased were shown?


It would have been pretty awkward showing a picture of Hoffman while she warbled "and everything I'd like to be"
 
2014-03-03 07:45:04 AM  
Speaking of hot older ladies, did anybody else notice Jared Leto's mom?
 
2014-03-03 07:53:15 AM  
Wow, bunch of assholes in here ripping on an 81 year old woman. What the fark is wrong with you people? Do you kick puppies and eat babies as well?
 
2014-03-03 08:01:46 AM  

TwistedFark: Wow, bunch of assholes in here ripping on an 81 year old woman. What the fark is wrong with you people? Do you kick puppies and eat babies as well?


Yes
 
2014-03-03 08:11:38 AM  

God--: TwistedFark: Wow, bunch of assholes in here ripping on an 81 year old woman. What the fark is wrong with you people? Do you kick puppies and eat babies as well?

Yes


Well, I guess you would know. How about a meteorite or two to clear this shiatpile and start over?
 
2014-03-03 08:12:28 AM  

God--: TwistedFark: Wow, bunch of assholes in here ripping on an 81 year old woman. What the fark is wrong with you people? Do you kick puppies and eat babies as well?

Yes


Speak for yourself. Some of us eat puppies and kick babies.
 
2014-03-03 08:18:28 AM  

Robert1966: She was damn sexy in this (in 58).

[verdoux.files.wordpress.com image 850x878]


"Bell, Book, and Candle"  Good movie.
She was hot.
 
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