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(CNN)   Best Korea successfully fires missile, defeats imperialist American water   (cnn.com) divider line 30
    More: Unlikely, North Koreans, Scud missile, missiles, American Water Works Association, saber-rattling, Blast!, South Korean Defense Ministry  
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2014-03-03 12:49:50 AM  
Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.
 
2014-03-03 01:03:08 AM  
"The weapons launched were Scud missiles with a range capability of 500 kilometers "

ffs me and my mate andy could launch a farking scud missile into the pacific ocean from my house.
 
2014-03-03 01:07:36 AM  
I'M STILL HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! SEE?! I LAUNCHED A BOMB! ARE YOU SCARED YET?
 
2014-03-03 01:08:39 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.

 
2014-03-03 01:08:50 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.


They can bluff though.
FTFA:   which included threats of preemptive nuclear strikes against the United States and South Korea
 
2014-03-03 01:13:13 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.


Yeah, the BIg Boys are playing for keeps in Europe this week.  Try again in a few weeks.  Assuming there is a planet left by then.
 
2014-03-03 01:16:09 AM  
He has a premature launch problem.  He cannot help it people.
 
2014-03-03 01:30:40 AM  
The weapons launched were Scud missiles

Is there a less imposing name for a missile than "scud"?

Protip to people who make stuff that blows up for a living: Never name your product anything that rhymes with "dud". Just don't do it.
 
2014-03-03 01:32:06 AM  

quatchi: The weapons launched were Scud missiles

Is there a less imposing name for a missile than "scud"?

Protip to people who make stuff that blows up for a living: Never name your product anything that rhymes with "dud". Just don't do it.


if I ever get a job designing missiles, I'd name one the "Dayfarker"
 
2014-03-03 01:33:17 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-03-03 01:34:55 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.


To say thats an understatement is an understatement.
 
2014-03-03 01:39:46 AM  

quatchi: The weapons launched were Scud missiles



1991 called, Lil Kim. It wants it's missiles back.
 
2014-03-03 01:45:25 AM  

ScaryBottles: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.

To say thats an understatement is an understatement.


Yo dawg, I heard you like understatements...
 
2014-03-03 01:56:46 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.


pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-03 01:58:40 AM  

quatchi: The weapons launched were Scud missiles

Is there a less imposing name for a missile than "scud"?

Protip to people who make stuff that blows up for a living: Never name your product anything that rhymes with "dud". Just don't do it.



Taepodong? Is it wonder that Best Korea suffers from missile envy?
 
2014-03-03 02:25:39 AM  
If I were a Republican I'd be shiatting my pants in fear right now.

//Reason #32482394 I'm glad i'm not a Republican
 
2014-03-03 03:19:31 AM  

real_headhoncho: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.

Yeah, the BIg Boys are playing for keeps in Europe this week.  Try again in a few weeks.  Assuming there is a planet left by then.


Oh, please.

Of course, I've noticed that the fat retarded mushroom seems to launch a wannabe missile or threaten to explode a "nuke" every time things get serious in Europe or the real countries in the Middle East. Didn't he do this when we were saber-rattling with Syria? He has got quite the inferiority complex.
 
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2014-03-03 03:31:15 AM  
They've got SCUDS

i235.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-03 05:01:49 AM  
He hates these clams! Stay away from the clams!
 
2014-03-03 05:38:06 AM  

D-Liver: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.

[pbs.twimg.com image 527x463]


Big Boy's down, I repeat Big Boy's down
 
2014-03-03 07:03:01 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks he's begging us to invade Best Korea... because that's the only way his people will ever get food and medical attention?
 
2014-03-03 07:25:29 AM  
Its not war, its advanced fishing.
 
2014-03-03 07:40:47 AM  
i162.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-03 08:06:52 AM  

dsmith42: quatchi: The weapons launched were Scud missiles

Is there a less imposing name for a missile than "scud"?

Protip to people who make stuff that blows up for a living: Never name your product anything that rhymes with "dud". Just don't do it.


Taepodong? Is it wonder that Best Korea suffers from missile envy?


Well, there was that great statement of the Best Korean need for compensation,  the No Dong.
 
2014-03-03 08:34:11 AM  
At this rate maybe they'll run out of missiles.
 
2014-03-03 08:35:13 AM  

balloot: If I were a Republican I'd be shiatting my pants in fear right now.

//Reason #32482394 I'm glad i'm not a Republican


Congratulations , this is one of the stupidest statements I've seen on Fark.
 
2014-03-03 08:58:05 AM  
At least they did not sink a SK ship this time.
 
2014-03-03 09:00:36 AM  
We should launch some Patriot missile into the Pacific.
 
2014-03-03 09:46:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: real_headhoncho: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sorry, little fat dude, you picked a bad week to try to get attention.

Yeah, the BIg Boys are playing for keeps in Europe this week.  Try again in a few weeks.  Assuming there is a planet left by then.

Oh, please.

Of course, I've noticed that the fat retarded mushroom seems to launch a wannabe missile or threaten to explode a "nuke" every time things get serious in Europe or the real countries in the Middle East. Didn't he do this when we were saber-rattling with Syria? He has got quite the inferiority complex.


Naturally! No matter how much propaganda he puts out, he still looks like a mentally disabled hamster.
 
2014-03-03 11:18:44 AM  
The water still won.
 
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