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(Daily Mail)   Tortoise who had his front legs gnawed off by rats undergoes life saving surgery, will now be known as wheels   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
    More: Amusing, model aircraft, Gosport, Leersia oryzoides, rats, Hampshire  
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2014-03-02 08:39:17 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk Lt. Dan, is that you??
 
2014-03-02 09:32:42 PM
That story was horrible. I feel like they repeated every point at least two times. It was like reading an article with echoes...echoes....echoes.
 
2014-03-02 09:35:48 PM

Ambivalence: That story was horrible. I feel like they repeated every point at least two times. It was like reading an article with echoes...echoes....echoes.


turtles...read...really...really...slowly....
 
2014-03-02 10:09:06 PM
Could have been a tasty soup instead.
 
2014-03-03 12:35:05 AM
img.fark.net
lol, wut?
 
2014-03-03 12:54:16 AM
Tortoise? What's that?
 
2014-03-03 12:57:03 AM
img1.fark.net?

*kicks subby in the nuts so hard, he'll needs wheels*
 
2014-03-03 01:02:32 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x551] Lt. Dan, is that you??


img843.imageshack.us

/Obligatory
 
2014-03-03 02:11:24 AM

bearded clamorer: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]?

*kicks subby in the nuts so hard, he'll needs wheels*

Careful... Subby could have a cooch.

/Hard to tell sometimes.
//You could lose a shoe that way.
 
2014-03-03 04:10:17 AM

Ambivalence: That story was horrible. I feel like they repeated every point at least two times. It was like reading an article with echoes...echoes....echoes.


Turtles all the way down.
 
2014-03-03 04:14:55 AM
Vet Ben Trimmer, who carried out the operation

So if you look up pet amputation in the phonebook, his name pops right up?
 
2014-03-03 04:24:36 AM

Ghastly: Tortoise? What's that?


Know what a turtle is?
 
2014-03-03 04:46:47 AM
I think he needs to get his alignment checked
 
2014-03-03 05:17:06 AM

HotWingAgenda: Vet Ben Trimmer, who carried out the operation

So if you look up pet amputation in the phonebook, his name pops right up?


Only if your Ben needs trimming.
 
2014-03-03 06:46:30 AM
Lil Brudder.jpg
 
2014-03-03 06:47:18 AM
Michael Bay to introduce a 5th turtle called Squeaky Wheels.
 
2014-03-03 06:52:59 AM
how bout tank instead.
 
2014-03-03 07:10:56 AM
Slow ride... take it easy

Really though, good for turtle.
 
2014-03-03 07:15:04 AM

some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 280x180]
lol, wut?


Came for this leaving humming "everybody want something so never give up...."

/RIP Neil Hope
 
2014-03-03 07:19:18 AM

Onkel Buck: some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 280x180]
lol, wut?

Came for this leaving humming "everybody want something so never give up...."

/RIP Neil Hope


glad y'all came through with the Remedy
 
2014-03-03 07:22:46 AM
I am seeing the headline of the submitter then have proceeded upon the article of this but fail to find in this any mention of attacking by the rats. I am wishing perhaps the authors of this had the cause of making it have more of the salience as this had to much difficulty for the over glossing except by the reader who is the most careful.
 
2014-03-03 07:25:42 AM
I saw a turtle.
 
2014-03-03 07:31:48 AM
replaced with wheels from a model aeroplane.

Did they buy then at Ye Olde Hobby Shop?
 
2014-03-03 07:34:37 AM
I bike turtles.
 
2014-03-03 08:10:22 AM
img0.etsystatic.com

/dnrtfa
 
2014-03-03 08:36:20 AM
Robotic spider legs with claws would have been more awesome, then he could take revenge on those rats.
 
2014-03-03 08:43:58 AM
What's with all the talk of turtles? Do you guys over the pond actually call tortoises turtles, (like you confuse jam and jelly, crisps and chips etc) or really not know the difference?

Meow said the dog - you trolling? Rats are mentioned all over the place.
 
2014-03-03 08:59:40 AM

Swiss Colony: What's with all the talk of turtles? Do you guys over the pond actually call tortoises turtles, (like you confuse jam and jelly, crisps and chips etc) or really not know the difference?

Meow said the dog - you trolling? Rats are mentioned all over the place.


Laughter OL
 
2014-03-03 09:51:03 AM
"Amusing," Subby?
 
2014-03-03 11:07:31 AM
This reminds me of the old joke ...   What did the snail say as he was riding on top of the tortoise?
 
2014-03-03 11:16:44 AM
Looks like the wheels are about to fall off, did the child make the axle?
 
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