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2014-03-03 02:18:01 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: ongbok: That is an interesting alternate reality you live in.

That Obama pushed for a Syrian war, over and over, and the world and country stood up and shouted that dumbass down? That is the world *we* live in.


Has anyone ever suggested to you that your unhealthy fixation on Barrack Obama might stem from unwanted urges you've been suppressing?
 
2014-03-03 02:18:18 AM  
is it war yet?
 
2014-03-03 02:19:56 AM  

21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing


I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.
 
2014-03-03 02:21:09 AM  
Judging from this thread, looks like I need to update my list again. Let's see, where did we leave off?

4,283: I can't fit into my college tuxedo anymore
4,284: A lot of times when you get fish in restaurants it isn't the kind they say it is
4,285: South Pole research stations are on New Zealand time
4,286: Nothing really bad ever happened to the kids who bullied me in high school, like I'd hoped
4,287: My polar vortex survival stories are underwhelming
4,288: I tried to rent  The Dark Knight Rises but accidentally spent $1.99 on  The Dark Knight, which I'd already seen

Ah, here we go. Okay:

4,289: A nuclear power is acting as though it had some influence in a region where everyone speaks its language and it already had 26,000 troops and half a navy.

For all of these things and more,

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-03 02:24:40 AM  

Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-03 02:25:32 AM  

Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.


The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

So whoever was President before him would technically be responsible for doing or not doing something about that conflict. Whoever that person was. Probably another cut and run limp-wristed pussy liberal.
 
2014-03-03 02:26:23 AM  

Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.


[thats_the_joke.jpg]
 
2014-03-03 02:28:14 AM  

Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.


Sara Palin isn't going to fark you. We went through all this last night cubby.
 
2014-03-03 02:28:19 AM  
The Island of Crimea.
 
2014-03-03 02:28:37 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]


Well, double dumbass on me then.
 
2014-03-03 02:31:50 AM  

Weatherkiss: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Well, double dumbass on me then.


it's still technically obama's fault
 
2014-03-03 02:33:10 AM  

Weatherkiss: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Well, double dumbass on me then.


Were Barack Obama not President, I would have been unable to issue the sarcastic statement, and thus you would not have mistaken my sarcastic statement for a sincere expression.

Therefore, President Obama is to blame for your error.
 
2014-03-03 02:33:19 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Putin will do what he wants. He baited, then humiliated Obama during the Syrian crisis. Obama was baited into going all in - only to find out he had no international support whatsoever. The rest of the world, led by Putin, just laughed their ass off. An embarrassment for Obama, humiliating for our position in the world. Obama will sit this one out.


No, he's already drawn the 'red line' again - by saying there will be 'consequences'.
 
2014-03-03 02:34:08 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

[the_joke_is_in_your_pants.jpg]

See I can do it too.
 
2014-03-03 02:34:43 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Well, double dumbass on me then.

Were Barack Obama not President, I would have been unable to issue the sarcastic statement, and thus you would not have mistaken my sarcastic statement for a sincere expression.

Therefore, President Obama is to blame for your error.


Damn that Obama.
 
2014-03-03 02:37:04 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Mentat: I'm going to miss chickens once they go extinct.

Were you a chicken when war-hawking for a new war in Syria?

All the Bush protest flags got rolled up. Put up under your beds. Until, of course, Obama wanted to start a new middle-east war, then we saw the greatest Fark anti-war liberals promote war every day.

Your guy is in office. Time for a new war?


I don't recall war hawking for Syria.  In fact, I think Obama handled Syria just fine using diplomacy.  I was simply making a chicken farker joke.
 
2014-03-03 02:39:14 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Well, double dumbass on me then.

Were Barack Obama not President, I would have been unable to issue the sarcastic statement, and thus you would not have mistaken my sarcastic statement for a sincere expression.

Therefore, President Obama is to blame for your error.

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-03-03 02:39:31 AM  

RogermcAllen: FTA:
"I, Berezovsky Denis, swear allegiance to the Crimean people and pledge to protect it, as required by the [army] regulations. I swear to take orders of Crimea and Sevastopol's Supreme Commander,"

I'm glad the US army doesn't have you swear allegiance to your hometown.  All of the gang bangers and poors would defect and declare the sovereignty of Detriot.


Then we could finally clean it up properly with a nice military sweep.
 
2014-03-03 02:43:25 AM  

Mentat: WhoopAssWayne: Mentat: I'm going to miss chickens once they go extinct.

Were you a chicken when war-hawking for a new war in Syria?

All the Bush protest flags got rolled up. Put up under your beds. Until, of course, Obama wanted to start a new middle-east war, then we saw the greatest Fark anti-war liberals promote war every day.

Your guy is in office. Time for a new war?

I don't recall war hawking for Syria.  In fact, I think Obama handled Syria just fine using diplomacy.  I was simply making a chicken farker joke.


What "war hawking" might look like:

86bb71d19d3bcb79effc-d9e6924a0395cb1b5b9f03b7640d26eb.r91.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2014-03-03 02:47:01 AM  
I already had  Dimensio farkied as "Poe's Law up in this biatch" so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-03-03 02:54:56 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]


Okay fair dues. But the state of the boards lately can you really blame me?
 
2014-03-03 02:55:42 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Well, double dumbass on me then.

Were Barack Obama not President, I would have been unable to issue the sarcastic statement, and thus you would not have mistaken my sarcastic statement for a sincere expression.

Therefore, President Obama is to blame for your error.


i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-03 02:56:09 AM  

ScaryBottles: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Okay fair dues. But the state of the boards lately can you really blame me?


Alt-like typin' detected.
 
2014-03-03 03:03:38 AM  

HotWingAgenda: ScaryBottles: Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

Okay fair dues. But the state of the boards lately can you really blame me?

Alt-like typin' detected.


Are you implying I'm his alt?
 
2014-03-03 03:05:24 AM  
I seem to recall that this guy was put in charge of the military after the deposed president pulled the general that wouldn't follow the orders to attack the civilians.   Now the military still did not attack the civies...so I assume this fellows words are pretty impotent.  Maybe he has control of the navy, maybe not.
 
2014-03-03 03:08:00 AM  

Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.


well since that happened in august 7-16 of 2008 and he wasn't even elected yet I think we aren't really reaching.
 
2014-03-03 03:10:51 AM  

bromah: Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.

well since that happened in august 7-16 of 2008 and he wasn't even elected yet I think we aren't really reaching.


Alright now I'm confused did I just pseudo apologize idiot or not?
 
2014-03-03 03:14:26 AM  

ScaryBottles: bromah: Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.

well since that happened in august 7-16 of 2008 and he wasn't even elected yet I think we aren't really reaching.

Alright now I'm confused did I just pseudo apologize to an idiot or not?


Dammit!
 
2014-03-03 03:17:51 AM  
non-flushable wipes thread has more posts in it than this one.  what's that tell ya?
 
2014-03-03 03:35:27 AM  
I hope this doesn't screw up my deal for my mail order bride.
 
2014-03-03 03:42:35 AM  
I wish we had a president who had some kind of expert knowledge of Russia, maybe even spoke the language. Well, maybe next time...
 
2014-03-03 03:57:25 AM  
TheShavingofOccam123
He did withdraw troops from Iraq

He tried to keep troops in Iraq as that article clearly states.

and sent them into Afghanistan, as he said he would in his campaign.

Implying that somehow Afghanistan could be 'salvaged' (whatever that means- turned into yet another resource colony, like the good old days, maybe?)

He didn't believe fighting a 10 year oil war in a country that had nothing to do with the 9-11 attacks would lessen the chances of any further terror attack coming out of Afghanistan.

You presume to be able to know what Obama "believes". Did you look deep into his eyes and read the measure of his soul, perhaps? It's just as likely, based on his actions, that Obama is cynically manipulative, defending the status quo while painting it with a big smiley face so liberals will think there's something progressive about all of it. Citation: He's a politician.  For good reason, the most hated class of people in the country, if not the world, yet this one is somehow honestly a good person. Okay then.
 
2014-03-03 04:06:21 AM  
Gooooood Morning Crimea!!

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-03 04:36:01 AM  
'Muricans are confused as to who to bomb due a lack of brown people in the region.
 
2014-03-03 04:41:57 AM  

Dimensio: Weatherkiss: The active Russo-Georgian conflict happened on August 7, 2008. Barack Obama didn't become President-Elect until Nov. 7, 2008. He did not become acting president until January 17, 2009.

[thats_the_joke.jpg]


Even more important is the argument that Putin might have felt "emboldened" by Obama's inaction to move into Crimea is BS.
In 2008 when he invaded an entire country with a non-Russian majority, he was dealing with a war hawk in the WH, surrounded by neocons.
South Ossetia as a strategic objective is not even remotely comparable to the Russian Black Sea bases in Crimea.
And guess what? Putin invaded anyway. He didn't give a fark about the US might say because it was obvious that not even GWB would be able to get the US involved in a conflict with Russia... over farking _Georgia_.

Geo-politically, places like Crimea are simply Russia's turf. Putin is gonna do what he's gonna do, regardless of what the US might threaten. Best the US can do is impose economic sanctions but that's about it.
Now if Putin decides to invade the rest of Ukraine that might be a different discussion, but I have a feeling that he would have done that as part of the initial effort rather than wait for the Ukrainians to mobilize first.
 
2014-03-03 04:47:43 AM  

Gawdzila: There's no way Crimea can be an independent state.  It is far too dependent on everyone around them for virtually everything to be economically viable.


It's on a peninsula a lot larger than say San Francisco, and well....it can happen.
 
2014-03-03 04:54:28 AM  
oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-03 04:57:39 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Alt-like typin' detected.


..close enuff..
 
2014-03-03 05:03:53 AM  

RogermcAllen: ransack.: RogermcAllen: FTA:
"I, Berezovsky Denis, swear allegiance to the Crimean people and pledge to protect it, as required by the [army] regulations. I swear to take orders of Crimea and Sevastopol's Supreme Commander,"

I'm glad the US army doesn't have you swear allegiance to your hometown.  All of the gang bangers and poors would defect and declare the sovereignty of Detroit.

Herpyjerpy racialderp

I'll take the herpy derp, but not the racial derp.  This guy defected because his hometown was under a perceived threat and he feels compelled to protect it by the [army] regulations of the Ukraine.  It is fairly well known (I am lazy, so I'll pretend like wiki counts as a real citation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_presence_in_the_United_States_milit a ry ) that there is a strong gang presence in the United States military.  If these gang members were to swear allegiance to their homeland of Detroit, SoCal, or any other place that gang members live instead of the US Army, then we could potentially face a situation where Detroit gang members declared sovereignty or the Sureño could decide to take SoCal back to Mexico.  We could also imagine a situation where Tea Baggers declare the rule of Obama void, swear allegiance to the South, and declare themselves a sovereign nation.  Since the US is a giant tossed salad, we can everyone in on the action.  Chicago would become part of Poland, Minnesota would be annexed by Sweeden, Miami would go to Cuba, and we would gladly give Wisconsin back to the Germans.


Now I want to play Shadowrun.
 
2014-03-03 05:07:50 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: LordJiro: The deal was that the chemical weapons, and the equipment for making them, were to be destroyed, under the UN's supervision. Nice try, liar.

Putin was behind that deal. Obama folded liked a cheap suit, hid under his desk, and pissed in his pants. Putin made that happen. That's why we have so little international standing now. Obama's failure as a leader at any level.


Lol ok
 
2014-03-03 05:14:22 AM  

Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.


You're kidding, right? President Obama in 2008?
 
2014-03-03 05:21:35 AM  

ransack.: Dimensio: 21-7-b: i think he starts off with the idea that he can wind people up with what he sees as his rapier-like wit. once that fails it seems we must face pig-like squealing

I, personally, have enjoyed watching WhoopAssWayne prompt you liberals to cut and run for excuses for your dear leader, just as you did in 2008 when President Obama failed to react appropriately to the Russian invasion of Georgia.

You're kidding, right? President Obama in 2008?


Rhino_man: I already had  Dimensio farkied as "Poe's Law up in this biatch" so I'm getting a kick...


There goes another bite.  He's not  PocketNinja, but he's pretty good.
 
2014-03-03 05:22:45 AM  
I've really enjoyed watching everyone tear WAWayne apart for two and a half pages. Thanks for brightening my day, lords and ladies.
 
2014-03-03 05:25:30 AM  

ski9600: Hmmm, interesting.  If this works, then Crimea might become an autonomous region of Russia.

/I guess what BO said to PuttyPut had some nails after all


Autonomous... Russia...

Those words don't go together.
 
2014-03-03 05:30:51 AM  
All this is going to make my petrol price go up!
//Shakes tiny fist at despute
 
2014-03-03 06:05:57 AM  

flamingboard: ski9600: Hmmm, interesting.  If this works, then Crimea might become an autonomous region of Russia.

/I guess what BO said to PuttyPut had some nails after all

Autonomous... Russia...

Those words don't go together.


You'd be surprised, actually.
 
2014-03-03 06:55:03 AM  

LordJiro: WhoopAssWayne: LordJiro: Why SHOULD we intervene in Crimea or Ukraine?I know you idiots have a massive nostalgia-boner for th Cold War, but it's not happening. Get over it.

Are you on crack cocaine fool? I'm advocating for non-intervention and peace.

Which is totally consistent with you blasting Obama for not bombing Syria.


You missed the point.

No one wanted Obama to bomb Syria other than McCain of course. But to say he didn't look foolish when he drew his red line in the sand and had Kerry out in the world making sound bites about justification for bombing the Syrians is revisionist history.
 
2014-03-03 07:05:10 AM  

RogermcAllen: FTA:
"I, Berezovsky Denis, swear allegiance to the Crimean people and pledge to protect it, as required by the [army] regulations. I swear to take orders of Crimea and Sevastopol's Supreme Commander,"

I'm glad the US army doesn't have you swear allegiance to your hometown.  All of the gang bangers and poors would defect and declare the sovereignty of Detriot.


Are you saying that like it's a bad thing?
 
2014-03-03 07:08:17 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: LordJiro: The deal was that the chemical weapons, and the equipment for making them, were to be destroyed, under the UN's supervision. Nice try, liar.

Putin was behind that deal. Obama folded liked a cheap suit, hid under his desk, and pissed in his pants. Putin made that happen. That's why we have so little international standing now. Obama's failure as a leader at any level.


If I'm a bully who's gonna kick some kid's ass on the playground and the kid's friend can't stop me and tells the kid to give me his lunch money, I'm not the one who is humiliated.
 
2014-03-03 07:11:57 AM  
Huh, did not expect to wake up and find I got a greenlight on an international conflict headline that included the word "y'all".
 
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