WhoopAssWayne: Nothing says a 60 year marriage like being higher than a Georgia pine on your wedding day. Now, that right there is a marriage that's going to last...
WhoopAssWayne: Hickory-smoked: Go pour yourself another champaign from the open bar, granddad.Go tell your wife it isn't mine - I pulled out in time.
jaylectricity: nekom: I'd just like to throw this out there: I'm an ordained minister, and while my state does not permit same sex marriages (ಠ__ಠ), I will gladly perform them and will accept modest honorarium in many forums.I assume you mean like kudos on Fark?
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