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(NBC San Diego)   Next time your wife complains about her day, remind her that at least she didn't have a "man dressed in a Barbie costume holding you hostage in a Big Lots bathroom" kind of day   ( divider line 6
    More: Scary, Big Lots, San Diego police, bathrooms  
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2014-03-02 09:43:06 PM  
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hardinparamedic: hello friends,
Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.
What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to  duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.
Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?
BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18" bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and "catch the rounds" while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up. I am now thinking that the best thing to do is to have my wife make an "undervest" with pouches front and rear for the additional plates. This would let me have three plates in front (probably too hot and two in back. What I'm also asking her to do is to sew in a sleeve for an ASP collapsible baton. Right now I'm taping the ASP to my right calf (the left calf is where I have my G27).It's okay for me to talk about my jo ...
2014-03-02 09:16:16 PM  
2 votes:
That's a mugshot I'm going to want to see.
2014-03-02 10:19:57 PM  
1 votes:
Suspect Dressed as Barbie Accused of Sex Assault Attempt


The woman was using a Big Lots bathroom...

Nothing to see here. 

Some stores have security cameras because they have high dollar merchandise and theft is a temptation.
Some stores have security cameras because crazy poors shop there.
I studied it way out.
2014-03-02 09:20:51 PM  
1 votes:
For some reason I imagine Zippy the Pinhead wearing a pink dress.
2014-03-02 09:20:24 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: I think I can fap to this...
2014-03-02 08:43:08 PM  
1 votes:
I think I can fap to this...
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