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(NBC San Diego)   Next time your wife complains about her day, remind her that at least she didn't have a "man dressed in a Barbie costume holding you hostage in a Big Lots bathroom" kind of day   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 2
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2014-03-02 10:00:29 PM  
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sharphead: Atomic Spunk: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

I wouldn't mind if this human Barbie doll held me hostage. And did unspeakably dirty things to my body.

Unless you literally look like Ken, she won't give you the time of day.

Calvin Trillin once overheard the following in a ToysRUs:
"Does Barbie come with Ken?"
"No. Barbie comes with G. I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken"
2014-03-02 09:16:16 PM  
1 votes:
That's a mugshot I'm going to want to see.
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