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(Today Online)   Man arrested for allegedly cheating at casino, faces S$150,000 fine and/or seven-year sentence for "Use or Possession of Equipment, Device or Thing that Permits or Facilitates Cheating in the Casino". Thing?   (todayonline.com) divider line 63
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2014-03-02 04:38:02 PM  
He distracted the poker dealer with his "poker".
 
2014-03-02 04:38:09 PM  
ThiS Seems exciting.
 
2014-03-02 04:39:52 PM  
www.addamsfamily.com

If it can help with golf I suppose it could help with poker.
 
2014-03-02 04:40:03 PM  
Psychic penis?
 
2014-03-02 04:40:50 PM  
FTFA picture, it looks like he had a few book, a collection of pencils and pens, some card decks, and an Apple laptop (with associate accessories).  So, I guess the lesson is don't be a college student in Singapore and also visit casinos.
 
2014-03-02 04:41:42 PM  
"Q. You gave me the laser watch instead of the magnetic watch."

"I apologize 007.  Next time I'll make sure to pack it in your exploding car more carefully"
 
2014-03-02 04:42:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-02 04:42:43 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: FTFA picture, it looks like he had a few book, a collection of pencils and pens, some card decks, and an Apple laptop (with associate accessories).  So, I guess the lesson is don't be a college student in Singapore and also visit casinos.


No, the lesson is don't win too much at a casino in Singapore.....
 
2014-03-02 04:42:56 PM  
i.newsarama.com
 
2014-03-02 04:45:22 PM  
I have a thing.
In my pants.

/Watcha gonna do, tough guy casino?
 
2014-03-02 04:45:46 PM  
Came for the Addams Family references, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-02 04:45:47 PM  
 
2014-03-02 04:46:14 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I have a thing.
In my pants.

/Watcha gonna do, tough guy casino?


Cheater's Justice a la Robert De Niro's Casino.
 
2014-03-02 04:46:40 PM  
i120.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-02 04:48:44 PM  

eas81: [thumbs2.modthesims.info image 392x393]

Your Welcome


A Lady Gaga threadjack?

www.showbiz411.com
 
2014-03-02 04:50:00 PM  
media.whosay.com
 
2014-03-02 04:50:48 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: eas81: [thumbs2.modthesims.info image 392x393]

Your Welcome

A Lady Gaga threadjack?

[www.showbiz411.com image 500x340]


penis
 
2014-03-02 04:51:44 PM  
You know: plants and birds and rocks and things.
 
2014-03-02 04:55:13 PM  
So I notice #1 is missing from the picture. What thing is that?
 
2014-03-02 04:55:46 PM  

a particular individual: You know: plants and birds and rocks and things.


great, now THAT'S stuck in my head


with Lady Gaga's penis
 
2014-03-02 04:57:57 PM  

Pribar: SN1987a goes boom: FTFA picture, it looks like he had a few book, a collection of pencils and pens, some card decks, and an Apple laptop (with associate accessories).  So, I guess the lesson is don't be a college student in Singapore and also visit casinos.

No, the lesson is don't win too much at a casino in Singapore.....


This. The way a casino works is that if ones beats the house a little bet that's OK, it's a business expense. But if one gets lucky then you're a thief. They might not know /how/ you're a thief but rest assured the person is one, one way or the other.
 
2014-03-02 05:00:14 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Did'ya get that  thing I sent'ya?
 
2014-03-02 05:05:10 PM  

worlddan: Pribar: SN1987a goes boom: FTFA picture, it looks like he had a few book, a collection of pencils and pens, some card decks, and an Apple laptop (with associate accessories).  So, I guess the lesson is don't be a college student in Singapore and also visit casinos.

No, the lesson is don't win too much at a casino in Singapore.....

This. The way a casino works is that if ones beats the house a little bet that's OK, it's a business expense. But if one gets lucky then you're a thief. They might not know /how/ you're a thief but rest assured the person is one, one way or the other.


IF you win in defiance of the laws of probability. Lots of folks win big at casinos with the jackpot pull or the crazy "bet it all" on a high payout outcome. Those, the casino publicize and will treat the winner well (also hoping they stick around to spend that money).

But if you *consistently* win over time... then they're gonna have their eyes on you. You could be a statistical anomoly but odds are you're gaming the system somehow.
 
2014-03-02 05:06:03 PM  
Maybe the law should have said "...or method...". Some cheats mark the cards by denting with a fingernail. Method would cover the practice as well as the device.

And thanks for the excellent Addams Family reference!
 
2014-03-02 05:11:56 PM  
Wanted for questioning...
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-02 05:17:58 PM  
weirdfictionreview.com
 
2014-03-02 05:18:38 PM  

cretinbob: [media.whosay.com image 800x800]


That's um...well. That's a thing.
 
2014-03-02 05:20:28 PM  
One of the comments, to the article, shows that someone is catching the drift of what's happening here.  It simply said, "cheat inside casino".  Showing that they understand, that if one hopes to cheat the casino, it works better when you're inside of it, rather than, say out in the parking lot.  Next up, how to do it, I bet.
 
2014-03-02 05:22:52 PM  
I agree with the consensus that the guy was winning too much, nothing in the photo proves to me at least that he was cheating, not saying he was or wasn't but the photo in the article is useless in determining that.

as for the lap top i am pretty sure those aren't allowed on the casino floor.

surprised they have not banned smart phones.
 
2014-03-02 05:24:05 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-02 05:34:14 PM  
All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?
 
2014-03-02 05:41:44 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: eas81: [thumbs2.modthesims.info image 392x393]

Your Welcome

A Lady Gaga threadjack?


Something something golf ball dimpler
 
2014-03-02 05:43:53 PM  
galleryplus.ebayimg.com
 
2014-03-02 05:52:26 PM  
I'm guessing someone used something (a chart for counting cards would be my guess) and were able to successfully argue it wasn't a device and it wasn't equipment.  So they changed the law.
 
2014-03-02 05:58:02 PM  
shelovesmagazine.com
/oblig.
 
2014-03-02 06:07:44 PM  

cretinbob: a particular individual: You know: plants and birds and rocks and things.

great, now THAT'S stuck in my head


with Lady Gaga's penis


I'd be okay with Lady Gaga's penis stuck in my head.

If you know what I mean, and I don't think you do because I don't know what I mean.
 
2014-03-02 06:11:20 PM  

cretinbob: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: eas81: [thumbs2.modthesims.info image 392x393]

Your Welcome

A Lady Gaga threadjack?

[www.showbiz411.com image 500x340]

penis


theinspirationroom.com
 
2014-03-02 06:38:45 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

www.casinotoplists.com

We're counting cards...
 
2014-03-02 06:40:49 PM  
That's a slap on the wrist for Singapore. I think he should consider himself lucky.
 
2014-03-02 06:55:07 PM  

suburbanguy: That's a slap on the wrist for Singapore. I think he should consider himself lucky.


True, in some countries its a removal at the wrist..


I'm sure it's just to make sure Thing is not lonely or some thing.
 
2014-03-02 07:08:35 PM  
Cheating in a casino? That's a problem

/cheating is cheating. casino's do it, why not everyone?
 
2014-03-02 07:13:29 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-02 07:17:43 PM  
I play blackjack. it's funny if you win more than $500 they start doing stuff like watching you and changing dealers and shoes to break your flow.
 
2014-03-02 07:36:13 PM  

sithon: I play blackjack. it's funny if you win more than $500 they start doing stuff like watching you and changing dealers and shoes to break your flow.


They change your shoes or the dealer's shoes?

/confused
 
2014-03-02 07:37:56 PM  

a particular individual: You know: plants and birds and rocks and things.


Well, they were in the desert...
 
2014-03-02 07:40:37 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: They change your shoes or the dealer's shoes?


The dealers change shoes with each other. Then one of them walks a mile.
 
2014-03-02 08:27:19 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: sithon: I play blackjack. it's funny if you win more than $500 they start doing stuff like watching you and changing dealers and shoes to break your flow.

They change your shoes or the dealer's shoes?

/confused


The dealer changes shoes and you have to change your socks. Working in a casino is hell.
 
2014-03-02 08:40:39 PM  

GreenAdder: Dwight_Yeast: They change your shoes or the dealer's shoes?

The dealers change shoes with each other. Then one of them walks a mile.


upload.wikimedia.org


Walk a mile wearing one of these, damn thats brutal....
 
2014-03-02 09:31:02 PM  
i17.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-02 09:59:21 PM  

sithon: I play blackjack. it's funny if you win more than $500 they start doing stuff like watching you and changing dealers and shoes to break your flow.


So when do they comp you?  Or does that not happen anymore?
 
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